Columbo Clone Army - Blog Posts

Unironically yes. Columbo, although using trickery and self-incrimination to catch criminals, which is morally and legally dubious, never has killed anyone despite most of the antagonists being murderers. I doubt that Columbo would do a police shooting or engage in police brutality. The police wouldn’t be perfect, but a clone army of Columbo Clones would genuinely fix a huge amount of the issues present with the police.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer