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How does your Oc's story end...?

Thanks @islandtarochips for the tag 🤍

Link for the picrew

(Decided to do all memebers of the F-0-Z)

Contented.

accomplished, you rest, knowing you have earned this long sleep.

I do see her dying like this. Oz blieved she's lived long enough and would accept it. Being Captain, her only goal is her mission and keeping her team safe. As long as they're safe, she's fine.

Contented.

accomplished, you rest, knowing you have earned this long sleep.

Death had always been part of the job. He'd seen enough comrades die and knew he lived a content enough life. He'd die smoking one last cigarette before accepting his inevitable fate.

In Betrayal.

you trusted, and now you must pay the price... your final word is a half-whispered question, "why?"

DICE had lived a life full of struggle and betrayal. He struggles to trust others, but once he does, he'll start to slip up.

Unfinished.

cut down too soon, questions unanswered, desires unfulfilled... what a tragedy you are.

Unlike the rest, Mana never liked dying either it be others or himself. He always saw himself living out this job and retiring out somewhere on the beach. Never did he want it to end like this.

Taging: @itsastronxmy @justasmolbard @the-whispers-of-death @cloudofbutterflies92 @cr1msonsta1ns

(Ty @cloudofbutterflies92 and @islandtarochips for the tags)

Bold what applies to your OC

Killed Someone Under Orders | Had Someone Killed On Their Orders | Killed Someone In Self Defense | Spared Someone’s Life | Invented Something | Been Hungover | Kissed Someone | Slow-Danced | Been In A Long-Term Relationship | Had Sex (NOT in a good way though...) | Had Sex And Regretted It | Had A One-Night Stand | Had A Threesome | Experimented With Their Sexuality | Had A Kid | Adopted A Kid | Wanted To Have A Family With Someone | Done Something On Impulse They Regretted | Gone Traveling | Had A Bounty Put On Them | Eaten An Insect(as a dare) | Been Groped By A Stranger | Been Groped By Someone They Know | Been Dumped | Dumped Someone | Smoked | Gotten High(under heavy anesthetics) | Flirted With Someone To Get Free Drinks | Put Someone In A Headlock | Won A Bet | Lost A Bet | Forgiven Someone Who Wronged Them | Indulged In Petty Revenge | Hallucinated | Has A Noticeable Physical Defect | Gotten A Noticeable Scar (but had hidden it under her clothes) | Been Permanently Disfigured Through Injury | Kneed Someone In The Groin | Had An Unattainable Crush (a past colleague)| Laughed Themselves To The Point Of Tears | Been Kidnapped | Been Sexually Assaulted | Been Brainwashed/Hypnotized | Had A Recurring Nightmare | Been Bullied  | Bullied Someone | Experienced Survivor’s Guilt | Been Tied/Chained Up | Given Someone A Massage | Received A Massage | Been Backed Up Against A Wall | Shot Someone | Stabbed Someone | Saved Someone’s Life | Cheated On Someone | Been Cheated On | Been In An Open Relationship | Had A Friendship With Benefits | Been In A Queerplatonic Relationship | Had A Stalker | Been Betrayed | Been A Traitor | Been Possessed | Been In A Bar Fight | Been Thrown Out Of A Bar | Been Arrested | Broken Out Of Jail | Been To A Funeral | Been To A Brothel | Had Surgery | Broken Someone’s Trust | Broken Someone’s Heart | Had Their Heart Broken | Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Anger | Broken/Damaged Something Out Of Spite | Gotten A Piercing | Gotten A Tattoo | Used A Fake Name | Been Beaten Up | Been Tortured/Tortured Others | Been Abused | Been Blackmailed | Gotten Away With A Crime | Framed Someone Else For A Crime They Committed | Shared A Bed Platonically | Been In Love |  Suffered From Sleep Paralysis | Been Forced To Flee Their Home(had her siblings move out of fear due to a job related threat) | Learned A New Language(Spanish/German/Japanese/French) | Joined A Rebellion(close ally with Farah) |  Fought On The Losing Side Of A War | Fought On The Winning Side Of A War | Become A Godparent | Become An Aunt/Uncle

Taging: @itsastronxmy @the-whispers-of-death @mutantthedark @kikiharinezumi and anyone else <3

1# Tea Maker

Ghost: *Walking into the mess hall, throbbing from the rough day*

Gaz and Price: *Sitting at the table, straight-faced and nervous*

Ghost: *Sits down, confused* Whats going on...?

Oswald: *Bringing out mugs of tea for them, smiling* Here, since you all had a rough day

Ghost: *Stares into the cup, grimacing* ...Oh...thanks, Oz...

Price: *Waits for Oz to turn away and dumps it in the nearest plant before smiling innocently* Appreciate it, Willow

Ghost: *Chugs it down fast so he wont taste it*

Ghost: *Gags* Yum, thanks Bon- *Gags*

Gaz: *Dumps his tea in Ghosts cup while Oz's back is turned* Oh...so good!

Ghost: *Glares at Gaz before gagging again*

Oswald: *Smiles* So glad you all loved it! I'll make sure to make you more next time

Soap: *Drinking the perfectly brewed coffee Oswald made, laughing at them*

Ghost:

Ghost: I'm going to kill you all

Rudy: *To Laswell* Yeah, it's been great. We've been working with them for a few months and I'd say they're pretty professional

Soap: *Screaming in background*

Alejandro: *Rushing to calm Soap down* I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET SPICY! YOUR WHITENESS CAN'T HANDLE IT!

Ghost: *Holding in tears* He didn't, I just slipped in some ghost peppers

Gaz: *Busts out laughing*

Rudy:

Rudy: Anyway, anymore questions?

Soap: *Running for his life while carrying 2 heavy bags*

Oswald: *radioing in* Soap! What's your ETA?

Soap: *Panting* I'm here! I'm at the door-!

Oswald: *Flings the door open and grabs the bags from his hands* You made it just in time!

Soap: *Falls to the floor, exhausted*

Oswald: Now we can finally watch the movie with snacks :D

Price: Alright, introduce yourself

Ghost: My name is Simon and I can stare into an onion without crying

Price: What?

Ghost: *Brings out an onion from his pocket and cuts it open, staring into it for a minute, thirty*

Price:

Price: Impressive, you're in.

Yk for a self proclaimed artist, I noticed I don't post any art. So uhhhh, a sketch of Oswald :p

(Thought it would be funny to add ears to fit her name but now I kinda like it a lot lol)

Behind the name [OC Lore]

(Thank you again @islandtarochips for the tag)

WILLOW "OSWALD" PELEKAI

FIRST NAME:

There's really nothing behind the name "Willow." I found it a cute and fitting name for Oz. I did research around the name afterwards, and Willow Trees have biblical meanings of Loss and Hope as well as deep rooting in God, which, fits her being Christian and her past.

CODE NAME:

"Oswald" was a name given to her by her former Captain, Oscar "2-Bit" Watts. 2-Bit had always loved Disney and thought the character Oswald fit Oz well. They met while she was a pilot in the Airforce. He was the only member of the Army, especially one of his rank, to really give her respect. Though she hated the name at first, it grew on her.

(Heres some connections between Oz and the Lucky Rabbit:)

• Flight- Oswald the character uses his ears to fly, which corresponds with Oz being a pilot.

• Her hair- Since Oz leaves her hair in double braids, 2-Bit and her team would often joke that her hair resembled bunny ears.

• Luck and Loss- Like the Lucky Rabbit, Oz doesn't see herself as "lucky." She lost more than she's gained. Though she constantly makes it out alive when she should be dead; she always feels like she losses a part of herself each time.

LAST NAME:

"Pelekai", believe it or not, is the last name of my grandma. It's also the last names of Lilo and Nani. I thought it was a suitable fit for Oz.

• "Pele" is the Hawaiian goddess of Fire and Lava. She's also my favorite Hawaiian god. If you grew up learning Hawaiian mythology, you'll learn that other than Maui; Pele is also responsible for the creation of land when she fought her sister Namaka, Goddess of the Ocean. It's my prefered story of how land was made in the Pacific compared to Maui fishing the lands out the ocean.

• "Kai" means Ocean. Ocean is an important aspect of Hawaiian life. I mean, you're surrounded by it. So put the two together you get, "Fire Ocean" or "Ocean of Fire."

Tagging: @itsastronxmy @the-whispers-of-death @kikiharinezumi @mutantthedark and anyone else

(Thanks to @islandtarochips for the tag 💕)

𝐀𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮? Innocent.

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬? Innocent.

𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧? Innocent.

𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞? Guilty.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱? Guilty.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱? Innocent.

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞? Innocent.

𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞? Guilty.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥? Innocent.

𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠? Innocent.

𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭? Guilty.

𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞? Guilty.

𝐒𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐩? Guilty.

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭? Guilty.

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧? Guilty.

𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝? Innocent.

𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝? Innocent.

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝/𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐲? Innocent.

𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝? Guilty.

𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐭? Innocent.

𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞? Guilty.

𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭? Guilty.

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞/𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐨? Guilty.

𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐨? Guilty.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭? Guilty.

𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞? Guilty.

𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬? Guilty.

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬? Guilty.

𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭? Innocent.

𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱? Innocent.

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭? Guilty.

𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞? Innocent.

𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦? Innocent.

𝐀 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐞? Guilty.

𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝? Guilty.

𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝? Guilty.

𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞? Guilty.

𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞? Guilty.

𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫? Guilty.

𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞? Guilty.

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞? Guilty(Job related ofc.)

𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? Innocent.

𝐇𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝? Innocent.

𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲? Guilty.

Taging: Anyone. It's open :>

This is the self insert/OC fairy. 🌼🧚‍♀️When you get this in your ask box, please tell us 3 facts about your S/I or OC and pass it around. Let's learn about each other's S/Is/OCs! 🌈🌷

Oc sharing is so fun yet can get dark so fast 🥲

Anyways, since I already did one for Oz, I'll do another Oc instead.

Oscar "2-Bit" Watts

• Oscar founded the F-0-Z and was the late Captain of the team. During the start of the force's creation, it was only him, Oswald(then Lieutenant), and Smokes(then Sargeant).

• Oscar grew up in a relatively normal lower class household. He spent most of his childhood playing sports. But, during his freetime, he'd spend hours watching old Mickey Mouse cartoons his grandma had.

• His nickname comes from the Outsiders. His older brother served the army with a huge love for old Mickey cartoons like Oscar. When Oscar joined the army, his personality matched 2-Bit from the Outsiders, pair that with his love for Mickey and thats how he got his name.

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OH okay!

(Also sorry if this is late, I haven't been on tumblr due to testing)

Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

• Oz hates bugs with a passion. No matter how big or small. If there's a bug, she'll jump and climb on people by any means necessary to avoid it. Sometimes she forces her squad to kill them for her. If it has more than 4 legs, she'll set the house on fire.

• Oswald has more than one Nickname. Oz was stationed in Schofield for a bit, that's where her more unknown nickname came from. But she scrubbed that nickname clean to where no data exists on it. The only person to know is Lieutenant Smokes and 2-Bit.

• Unlike her name, Oswald doesnt consider herself "lucky." She feels like she loses more than wins. Or that the hard sacrifices she makes isn't worth the reward.

Anyways, yeah...the last ones a bit dark compared to the rest lol

Price: Mmm...chilly night eh?

Gaz: I can handle it Capt

Soap: Aye, nothing compared to the winters at home

Price: Tough one's are you? Alright *Puts out fire* Night boys

In the morning:

Price: *Yawns* Mornin-

Ghost, Gaz, and Soap: *Sleeping layered on each other for warmth*

Price: *Grins smugly while snaping a picture* Like a bunch of primary boys in a sleepover

Ghost: Aren't we training the recruits today?

Price: *Yawns*

Price: Oh, right. Today we're gonna- *Yawns*

Price:

Price: You know what? Screw it. Go play with your knives or whatever. I don't care, I'm going to bed

Movie Night

Soap: *Sitting down with a bowl of popcorn* We ready for movie night?

Gaz: Think so. So what're we watching tonight?

Price: It's Simons turn tonight

Soap: Oooo, make sure it's not boring L.T

Ghost: Oh piss off Johnny *Starts scrolling through Netflix*

Gaz: Oh that one looks fu-

Ghost: Nah *Keeps scrolling*

Price: What about-

Ghost: Boring *Continues scrolling for a while*

Soap: *Annoyed* Ye found a movie yet Ghost?

Ghost: Nope

Price: *Asleep and snoring*

Soap and Gaz: *Groans*

Mana: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Smokes: Not if they consent to it

Dice: Depends on who you're stabbing

Oswald: It's not if it's an accident

Laswell: YES???

Package secured

Ghost, Oz, Mana, and Smokes out on the field:

Ghost: *On coms* Oi, how's the situation down there?

Mana: No good, L.T. Da bugga stay stuck inside da kine

Ghost:

Oswald: *Translating* He's stuck inside the truck

Smokes: I'll have Foz take a look

Ghost: Roger. Be careful down there, he may have a weapon

Fozzie: *Runs inside the toppled truck and starts barking*

Smokes: *Smirks* Think we got'em

Mana: *Looks to Smokes* You sure about this L.T?

Smokes: *Chuckles* Eh

Fozzie: *Drags out a terrified Soap from the recked car*

Soap: *Lashing out* Get ye devil dog away from me, Liam!

Mana: *Radios Ghost and Oz* Package secured

Oswald: *Laughing hysterically* Rogah. Advancing to your location now

Soap: I hate all of ye...

During a recon:

Oswald: *Singing to herself* Smoke pakalolo and sniff cocaine, spreads his aloha and feels the pain~

Soap: Bonnie-!

Ghost: Bloody hell, Oz

Oswald: What? It's something my mom would sing, and it's catchy

Soap: It's a wee bit dark though Bon

Ghost: Ehhh, she does make a good point. It's pretty catchy

Oswald: See?!

Graves: Gaz is the pretty one, Ghost is the masked mystery, Price is the captain, and Laswell- well- she's the mom

Graves: So what are you supposed to be?

Soap:

April fools

Soap: Oi Price! I accidentally crashed a tank in the mess hall!

Price: You did what?!

Soap: Ha! April fools!

Price: Haha...okay, you got me there

*Firealarms goes off*

Soap: I actually crashed the tank in the barraks...

Oswald: Here, a nice hot cup of tea as a peace offering

Ghost: It's cold

Oswald: Nice cup of tea

Ghost: It's shite

Oswald: Cup of tea

Ghost: I don't even think it's tea

Oswald: Cup

Soap: *Sneezes*

Oswald: *On coms, flying past Soap in a F15* Bless you

Soap: *Yelling back towards Oz* Thanks Bonnie!

Later:

Oswald: *Sneezes*

Soap: *Rolls past Oz in a tank* Bless you!

Oswald: Why, tank you

141 after being surrounded:

Price: I'm fresh out of ideas. Anyone got a plan?

Ghost: *Raises hand*

Price: We're not letting you run out to heroically sacrifice yourself for the team

Ghost: *Lowers hand*

Handling heat

During physicals in 98⁰ heat:

Oswald: *Stretches* Isn't the weather just perfect?

Soap: *On the floor, drowning in sweat, panting* When is fall again?

Gaz: *Laying next to him* Not soon...not soon enough...

Ghost: I'm a confident driver

Soap: *Sitting next to Ghost at the police station* Ye ran over a pedestrian!

Ghost: Confidently

Learning Pidgin

In the mess hall:

Mana: Eh brah, you seen dakine? Can or what?

Oswald: Can. I just seen 'em da udda day at dakine at dakine, and she said can

Mana: No can brah, I tought she stay wit' dakine

Oswald: No brah! She broke up wit' dakine to end up wit' him

Mana: Hah?

Oswald: Yeah brah! It was nuts cuz when she did 'em she was doing dakine-ah. So at first she said can, now she saying no can

Mana: Oh, I tought you said she said can

Oswald: No brah, dakine said can

Mana: Oh dakine said can

Soap and Ghost across from them: ...

Ghost: I have no idea what I just heard, and I choose to ignore it

Soap: Aye. I think it's some secret government code

Original Audio from the legend Tumua

Mana: *Sulking* This job is the reason I'm single...I just can't take it anymore, can someone just take me out?

Oswald: *Grabs a bat* With pleasure

Gaz: *Lowers the bat* Thats not what he meant-

Overheard in the mess hall:

Ghost: This is the last time I'll say it. Eat the bloody tomatoes!

Oswald: NO. If you don't stop pestering me, I'll do to you what my ancestors did to Captain Cook

Ghost: ...

Ghost: Fair enough

Gaz: Truth or dare?

Oswald: Truth

Gaz: How many hours have you slept this week?

Oswald: ...Dare?

Gaz: Go to sleep

Oswald: I don't like this game...

Oswald: I'm heading out. Anyone need anything?

Smokes: A restraining order from my Ex wife

Oswald: So beer?

Soap: *Making the most extreme and reckless plan while hiding from the enemy* What do ye guys think? Good plan eh?

Oswald: Whatever floats your Titanic

Gaz: Titanic? Didn't it sink?

Oswald: Yep. Just like Soaps IQ when he came up with that suicidal plan