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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

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can't stop thinking about this holly clip

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@myrddin-wylt Has this sad as hell headcanon about the 7 failed American Colonies and how Alfred continuously just not making it and getting sick etc. affected Arthur and I’ve seriously not been able to think about their relationship any other way for days.

But can you imagine Alfred’s absolute obsession with his birthday being because Arthur made a big deal out it it when he was little? Since every consecutive year that Alfred stayed alive was such a huge deal that Arthur made a point to celebrate it each year.

(And also, Myrddin’s posts somehow just always registers as canon to me, too, so I always just end up thinking about it non-stop as if I just watched an episode of the actual show. Also “Fourth of july” by Sufjan Stevens really sets the mood for this one, boys.)