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I love finding possum memes on the internet

people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

>average Minotaur player

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This but with fucking allergies the entire time

i hate you summer i hate you heatwave i hate you summer i hate you humidity i hate you summer i hate you sunburns i hate you summer i hate you sweat i hate you summer i hate you i hate you i hate you

Season 1:

Here are “normal” dads in a normal setting with weird shit going on

Season 2:

Here is a weird chaotic setting with weird and chaotic people doing weird and chaotic shit.

If you expected goofs realm to be a cool d&d setting I don’t think you are listening to the correct podcast, I thought we knew Anthony was gonna make it the stupidest shit imaginable- that’s how this show GOES!!

I always imagined Morgan like how the dead wife is portrayed in movies.

💞Morgan Freeman: Demon Hunter my beloved💞