Bi as fuckReddit refugee, profile picture art by @neytirix
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If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?
honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.
Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.
The Intentions Were Good.
people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you
Posting a meme in my phone every day
Tears of the kingdom is just a blatant bad piggies ripoff, can Nintendo actually come up with original ideas?
Posting random memes on my phone (rule) 5
Rule (posting random memes on my phone day 4)
Rule (posting random memes on my phone day 3)
Rule (posting old memes I have on my phone)
I can proudly say that I was part of the scratch generation