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The whole team standing in front of an Adrien billboard

Chat Noir from Miraculous Ladybug is making fucking mac and cheese, and nobody can stop him!

Imagine Adrien’s horror when he wakes up the next day and realizes SOMEHOW a picture of him blepping was put in the media.

Adrien: oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers

Nino: please just say fuck

you know how ladynoir and marichat fics will always have some tidbit about “Marinette gets Chat Noir macaroons of his favorite flavor”? Well now we know what that it is. It’s passion fruit. The lore has finally been delivered and the age old question has finally been answered. Ladybug/Marinette brings Chat passionfruit macaroons.

Gabriel: Ladybug, Chat Noir. Enjoy your apparent victory, because as in all the best tragedies, triumph always comes before failure.

Chat Noir:

Chat Noir: Is that my dad??

Chat is a hopeless dork and nothing else (they’re gonna need some time to get used to him like LB has)

the idea that they didn’t make frequent pit stops at random dingy alien trucker bars to play late-night sessions of monsters & mana on their long road trip back to earth? ……………preposterous.

dreamworks: don’t kill off the main characters

showrunners: wait, kill the characters? 

dreamworks: dONT

showrunners: dude, i just threw two away 

[john mulaney voice] THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF ROMANCE

What is it about mice with swords that is so dang appealing

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

Honestly this works for every ship that isn’t Allurance

VLD season 8 in a nutshell, everyone

being collectively screwed over by canon is vld fandom culture

FUCKING BOOD

Self care is never again rewatching S8 to avoid putting yourself through the torture that is Allurance

Don’t act like pidge is not the favorite

I uh thought of this at 1am last night

Paladins-on their way to earth

Hunk: You are my fire

The one desire

Believe when I say

I want it that way

Lance:Tell me why

Both: Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

Shiro: Tell me why

All three: Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake

Keith: now number five

Pidge: I never want to hear you say

All: I want it that way

*Bonus*

Allura and Coran: (unaffected)

romelle: is this normal human bonding?

Coran: it’s better to not question it

I need this on my tumblr

👀🍋💛💛💛

Pidge: I don’t know what to say to Lance.

Hunk: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Pidge: Which one? I can’t do both.

Im going to bed

i don’t know what this is

GUYS

Great job, guys, 10/10 💚💙

Please tell I’m not the only one who instantly thought of this

now that atlas is a thing

does that mean there’s going to be x2 the ‘form voltron’ sequences??

Plance shippers don’t say “I love you" they say "don’t you touch her” and I think that’s beautiful.