How would the slender brothers react to somebody going yandere over them? (Mother and Lume included). Maybe reader is this super powerful demon being who wants to love their new obsession. I always love the idea of insanely powerful readers, but dangerously powerful. Life with them is sweet as sugar! Praise, kisses, maybe a bit of jealousy here and there. But punishments are the worst hell imaginable
Slender
Slender pretends not to be intimidated.
He is.
But, to protect his ego, he forces himself into the mindset that he's superior, which is a dangerous game to play around you.
The first time he told you 'no' was quite interesting, and wet the mood for the rest of your short relationship.
"What did you just say to me?"
There was a tense silence, and it lingered in the air between the couple like a dense fog.
Slender slowly turned his head, questioning if the tone he heard was really as audacious as they seemed.
"I said, 'No, I would like to attend a party tonight with my business partners and Offender.'"
"That's what I thought you said."
Slender paused, and he would glare if he had the proper equipment. "You aren't my mother, I don't need to ask permission to leave the house at a reasonable hour."
"Well, we'll just have to find a way for you to stay home then."
"I'm not making up an excuse just-"
And before he could finish the next syllable, six thuds hit the ground. Out of pure primal instinct, Slender teleported somewhere safe inside his forest.
He left your claws immediately, and he'd rather stay that way, even if he must constantly be on the run from you.
Offender
Honestly, as long as you're nice to him, he might not even notice that you're yandere.
He loves attention, physical affection, praise, and sappy romance in general.
And you could kill him in one swipe??? That's sexy. He's already praising the ground you walk on.
He's always head over heels for people that are taller than him, considering it's extremely rare.
Sometimes a big guy like him just wants to be the little spoon, y'know?
But it will be difficult when Offender tries setting boundaries.
He's a man that has a big social circle, and if that is a problem for his dangerous yandere, he's going to be in for a hell of a ride.
After the first punishment, he realizes you're fucking insane and he needs to get out of there as soon as possible.
As a trade negotiator for Slender, he has a lot of connections, possibly beings that would be able to shelter him if need be.
He never learns his lesson, "The crazy ones are always the hottest."
Trender
He's not much of a fighter.
Trender would rather take the easy route and let you follow him around like a rabid puppy dog.
If you start complimenting him and giving praise, Trender will fluster to unimaginable limits.
And he hates to admit it, but he really loves the positive attention you give him.
He's so used to being unrecognized for his hard work in the small friend circle he has, it feels pleasant to have some pats on the back once in a while.
And he's a very passive being as well, you won't have to worry about him talking to other people or disobeying your wishes. He's just has a huge passive personality that likes to avoid conflict with the ones close to him.
Unless you're referencing his work.
If you try to control his work, his best stress outlet, then you're going to have an equally hard time punishing him as he's being disciplined.
He's stubborn just like his Mother, but he's also a huge baby when it comes to pain and discomfort.
He hates it, and promises to listen if you stop. But once the situation arises again, the exact same scenario plays out.
He'll try to escape from your claws as soon as possible if similar events keep happening.
Splendor
He thinks you adorable! And the both of you are sickeningly sweet together.
Splendor has a dark side as well.
He can be sweet as sugar one moment, and break your arm the next if he would really like to.
Splendor understands what it's like to be twisted in that sense, a terrible curse that's uncontrollable.
Chances are, he's willing to work through it with you, yandere or not, and work towards a healthy relationship.
Splendor falls hard when he's in love, and he'll do anything in his ability to mend your relationship.
Every couple has their bumps in the road.
Some couples argue, some sleep in different beds, some rip the bells off of a tendril because their partner spent too much time away from home.
But! Anything can be fixed with a little bit of love and duct tape! Splendor is sure of it. And he's convinced deep down you're the sweetest being in the Underrealm. You just need a little help discovering yourself.
Trender: What’s a seahorses best sense?
No one: …
Trender: It’s their sight. Because they are a see-horse. They see.
Everyone else at the meeting table:
Slender: Why the hell are you here? What do you even do?
Trender: I bless you all with my presence, so don’t sass me, fuckhead.
Do you have any headcannons for the kind of wired stuff the slender brothers got into as kids/ their sibling dynamic?
Slender Brothers
None of the brothers liked Splendor after he was born.
In fact, Offender and Trender were always finding unique ways to either hide their baby brother in hopes that Mother would forget about him or, just straight up sell him to people on the street.
Neither of these tactics worked, for obvious reasons.
Splendor was just having a ball the entire time though.
Trender found a way to sew him into a cocoon made of the drapes in the entry hall.
Mother came home and immediately saw this lump running in circles, trying to get out of the curtain, laughing the entire time.
We have confirmed that Splendor has, in fact, eaten dirt as a child.
Probably Offender, too, let's be honest.
Splendor is the youngest sibling, so everyone just low key bullied him.
Still does
But he always found a way to passive-aggressively get them back.
Blackmail, for example.
They always try to get along in front of their mom.
To a, make her happy and b, they know they'll get a smack to the head if they don't stop being fools.
Offender got in a physical fight with Slender in his teenage years because Slender ushered his lady-friend out of the house while Offender was using the bathroom.
Offender got pissed, and his first angsty teenage instinct is to start swinging.
He got a few hits on Slender before he got chucked through the kitchen window.
And Splendor and Trender were just standing there with their fruit loops like: 👁️👄👁️
Slender is petty as hell, so he still holds it against him to this day, which is why they're always a little tense around each other.
Hey! My exoskeleton is ✨fabulous✨! Besides, I bet these canibalso were on a diet! Much like your brother, but with my dicipline! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😁😳😉😋🥳🤣😂🙂😇😌☺️😏💯👀👉🏻👈🏻
I just cut my dick off, and it's bleeding a lot... What do I do, doctor?
Uh, cauterize it?
That means I get to bully the pink toad called UmBITCH!
Do you also do match ups or only fanfics?
Do you mean match ups between readers and characters or two characters? Either way, I'll admit I'm not familiar with this, but why not!
*suddenly wonders if they know enough characters to do that and keep it varied*
Want me to scramble over to your place? I bet there are some really nice flies around with all these corpses od dead humans! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😇🙂☺️😉😌🤤😏😁🤭😋💯👀👉🏻👈🏻
merry crimemas, what crime are you planning on committing?
sodomy
Mind it I'll also have a swig of that? 🕷️❤️😍😘🥰😌😁😋😉🤤☺️💯👉🏻👈🏻
Speaking of whiskey...
...You still have the one I imported?
You're drunk after four beer already?
Okay alright so i had four beers and some hot and sour instant noodles for dinner and decided to treat my future self to a less shitty hangover in the morning so i grabbed the half full mug of water that had been sitting on my kitchen counter for 36 hours and took a big swig but felt something in my mouth and this is what i spat out
Well... Since it was consensual, does that still actually count as crime??? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😂🤣🤭😁☺️😳👀😉😋🥳👉🏻👈🏻
I just cut my dick off, and it's bleeding a lot... What do I do, doctor?
Uh, cauterize it?
That's true! But I could observe more than once that after a male human said such things to a female human, it often will result in mating! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😁😳😉😌☺️😏💯👀👉🏻👈🏻
sherlock....i don't think people mean eat you like that
Then how do they mean it?
...Should I be worried? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😇🙂🥺🥹🤨😳😉😌☺️😅😂🤣✨💯👀👉🏻👈🏻
merry crimemas, what crime are you planning on committing?
sodomy
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