When You Both Started As A Build Of Resident Evil 4.

I love the niche I have stumbled onto in this fandom. Time travelling kid!Cloud and the firsts freaking out about him is my favourite. I don’t know why there’s a bunch of these but I’m very happy there is :)

I also recommend Patricide Is Harder Than It Looks on ao3 (it also comes with art):

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53450890/chapters/135288139

@tunafishprincess I blame you so much right now.     Cloud is convinced at this point he had to have been an awful, world-destroying calamity in a past life to justify all the bullshit that keeps happening to him.   

He glares at his reflection in the water. His silver haired and deaged reflection.   

Gaia had sent him away, forced him between realities in an effort to ‘save him’ from Sephiroth and Jenova. A last gasp of power, but Cloud doesn’t get what Gaia had been trying to do. Why She’d sent him here.    

Why he isn’t with his friends, why he has to look like this? Why is he a child, why, why why?  

He scrubs at his face and ignores the burning building behind him. At least Gaia had been nice enough to leave (somehow) the Phoenix summons with him, and Phoenix’s fire had been more than enough to destroy both the mansion and Jenova. Vincent for some mysterious reason hadn’t been in the mansion, but Cloud isn’t thinking about it too hard.    

He’s not exactly sure if Vincent even exists in this world.    

He apparently doesn’t.    

He apparently doesn’t and…   

His stomach drops as he feels an all too familiar sensation. An all too familiar feeling of a thread tying him to something greater.   

He looks over his shoulder, into the Nibel night and watches his worst nightmare approach.   

Sephiroth.   

Sephiroth is here, and he’s in a child’s body and, and, and.   

Cloud feels his heart start pounding and feels his breath speeding up and he needs to stop, he needs to calm down, he needs to, he needs to…   

Cloud feels his knees go, and the last thing he sees are Sephiroth’s eyes widen and his nightmare lunge for him.

I wish this was a thing. Please Capcom! Let me pet Hewie and explore the castle in a modern game engine!

Remake style Fiona Belli

I’m not the only one! See, this person gets it.

my favorite pastime is shipping ships from stuff i don’t watch

This is my canon now

I find it so hilarious that due to the shenanigans that happens in the tower, since mayor Domino has a security cameras everywhere, I can't imagine the things he sees and they're all funny as hell.

Out Of Context Things Mayor Domino Has Witnessed Through Security Cameras:

• Sephiroth, poised and disciplined, strolling through the SOLDIER floor calmly. Until he abruptly pivots into a broom closet, where the security feed catches a single, deafening "FUCK!" He then emerges, perfectly composed, like nothing happened.

• Reeve Tuesti, at 3 AM, roaming the halls in a full-body cat onesie, shaking two pill bottles like maracas.

• Zack sprinting full-speed down the hallway, screaming bloody murder. Moments later, Angeal appears in hot pursuit, wielding a buzzing electric toothbrush like a weapon, dental floss clutched in his other hand like he's about to lasso a runaway horse.

• Reno, walking at his usual lazy pace, cigarette in mouth, completely unbothered—until he spots a Sephiroth cardboard cutout in the hallway. He immediately looks left, looks right, then leans in and kisses it way too passionately before walking off like nothing happened.

• Genesis dramatically recounting gossip on the phone, gesturing wildly. Mayor Domino didn't catch the full story, but the part he did hear went "And then she slathered the honey on her breasts, which INFURIATED him, which is why he quit veganism. But that's unrelated to why he beat up his cousin with a block of salami."

• Rude, entering an elevator alone. No words, no hesitation. He reaches into his blazer pocket, pulls out a perfectly styled wig, and wears it for the entire elevator ride, staring straight ahead. The second the doors open, he removes it and pockets it again.

• Hours upon hours of footage of Lazard flipping off President Shinra every time he thinks no one's watching. Mayor Domino has seen so much of this footage that he printed out screenshots and made a mosaic collage of Lazard's middle fingers. It's framed in his office.

• Tseng caught on camera standing completely still in the break room, drinking coffee, when Reno enters and opens the fridge. Without breaking eye contact, Tseng casually says "That pudding is mine." Reno, unfazed, takes the pudding out. Tseng calmly draws a gun.

• Zack jumping from the ceiling vents, dusting himself off. Then he looks back up, spreads his arms wide, and coos "Come on, buddy, I got you! It's okay!" Mayor Domino expected a human. Maybe Cloud Strife. Instead, a giant rat leaped from the vents, lovingly into Zack's arms.

• Genesis, striding down the hallway, suddenly stopping. His gaze lands on a fire alarm. He stares at it. Long. Hard. The security feed shows him sighing deeply, pulling a religious book from his coat, and reading a verse about temptation aloud. Then, with a satisfied nod, he smooths his coat, flips his hair, and walks away. Exactly one minute later, he comes sprinting back, yanks the fire alarm, and flees the scene.

• Angeal, in the break room, just trying to enjoy some peace and quiet. The door swings open. Cait Sith waddles in cheerfully. "A good day tae be alive ain't it, lad? Ye know, in th' grand scheme o' things, assassinating President Shinra would be a real power move!" Angeal bursts into laughter—unhinged, exhausted laughter—like a man finally breaking under the weight of his reality. Still chuckling, he reaches into his pocket, pulls out a bottle of sleep meds, pops two like they're breath mints, and leans back against the chair.

• Angeal, Sephiroth, and Genesis standing before the training room doors. This was after Lazard banned them after their last "incident." The security feed shows them hijacking the access panel, bypassing the lock, and triumphantly striding inside. Exactly ten seconds later, the doors reopen. All three exit with their hands in the air. Escorting them out is Lazard, shotgun in hand.

• Zack and Cloud enter an elevator together, alone. The doors close. The security feed catches Zack saying: "Now that we're alone… you know what we can do, right?" Domino thinks he might need to avert his eyes. But then, without hesitation, Zack clambers into Cloud's arms like a toddler.

• Sephiroth and Hojo, approaching each other from opposite hallways. They're destined to meet at the corner. Until they don't. The footage clearly shows Sephiroth stopping mid-stride, eyes narrowing. He has sensed something. A disturbance. Evil. The next second, he yeets himself out a nearby window.

I will take no criticism, this is my reality now.

Insurance companies be like

“You can pry the money from my cold, dead, hands but only if you killed me with this specific rock on a Tuesday.”

Long haired Nero lives rent free in my head. I love this au.

After releasing his Devil Trigger, Nero’s hair keeps growing to the same length, no matter how many times he cuts it. Much to his annoyance. OR I LOVE ME SOME LONG HAIRED NERO >:D

Accurate representation of me in literally every Silent Hill game

In my restless dreams.. I’m so fucking lost

Patricide is Harder than it Looks (LINK)

Cloud made a promise to Gaia, believing he would return to the past to stop Sephiroth from erasing Cloud’s existence. Unfortunately, things don’t go as planned. It didn’t help that the Goddess elected to solve the issue of his continued existence through the use of Sephiroth’s cells. Couldn’t she have made him a bit bigger at least?

When Sephiroth was called to an emergency in Hojo’s laboratory, he didn’t expect to find the Professor dead, nor was he expecting to walk out a father to a mysterious five-year-old boy. Nor was Shinra, for that matter. Nevertheless, he’ll adjust. He hopes.

Shinra’s SOLDIERs hadn’t expected to babysit Sephiroth’s new son, who may or may not be looking to commit patricide.

(AKA Gaia saw Sephiroth needing a family and yeeted Cloud at him like a son-shaped grenade.)

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Incredible comic, does the original more than justice, no notes. Also I love this art style

THERE WAS A BODYGUARD

24 page FF7 fan comic by me!

This comic issue was made based on the fanfic Son by She_Sees_in_the_Dark on AO3. Make sure to read the original fanfic as well!

This is also available to read on my personal website.

You can download a free PRINTABLE digital PDF download of this comic on my gumroad as well.