Ramfeezled - Ramfeezled

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

Full body massage

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

Why are you against radqueer? :(((

Because I'm of the opinion that plenty of TransIDs are actually very hurtful to people with, for example, the actual illness. I have cPTSD from two decades of intense sexual abuse and sexual violence. CPTSD is not an identity you can choose and slip into at your convenience, it's a mental illness that will accompany the person for the rest of their life.

You're also not a transharasser...you're a shitty person hiding behind a label to dodge the consequences of your behaviour.

You're not transautistic. You're an ass for ridiculing actually autistic people.

I'm European, I can't be Transasian - that would be racism.

Also the whole Xenosatanism branch, advocating for the normalisation of rape and pro-contact paraphilia?! Absolutely the fuck no.

Plot twist: this isn't about monkeys...

The Monkey

A pair of shepherds were tired of wolves always stealing their sheep. To defend the animals, they bought a monkey and gave it a machine gun.

However, the monkey claimed it needed more food to ensure it was strong enough to defeat the wolves. It demanded the shepherds sell half the flock and buy it a mountain of bananas. The shepherds hated the idea, but they obeyed anyway. After all, the monkey had a gun.

As they were adding more banana crates to the pile, one shepherd said to the other, “Don’t worry, monkeys don’t live forever. I’m sure when we pick the next machine gun monkey, he’ll use his unlimited power to be a kind and merciful leader.”

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Well if this ain't relatable af