me having an imaginary argument while taking a shower:
the shampoo bottles:
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me during an actual argument:
Oook so the exmas are just around the fucking corner, I'm over here fighting against procrastination and stress, studying my ass off, only for anxiety to make an entrance in my head and ask "Are you sure that you know that? What if you forget everything during the exams? What if you fail the panhellenic exams?" Sooo yeah I'm over here crying my heart out, while studying history and sociology. To all of my fellow greek students, good luck to us, we need a fucking psychologist.
I finally came out as a bisexual to my parents today, after being in the closet for so long. My dad's reaction was a simple "Oh ok cool". As for my mom, she was dumbfounded but recovered a couple of minutes later. She didn't really like it, but she accepted me like that either way. I'm so happyyyy❤️❤️❤️
I just realized that my most productive moment during quarantine was when I made a steam punk, plague doctor mask.
Which moment during quarantine do you think was your most productive?
I'm a retail worker.
Today we restocked on men's winter clothing.
Everything remind me of HIM.
Sooo I recently started AHS.
I'm currently watching Asylum.
This ain't even scary at this point, it's just proof that my humour is broken as fuck.
Dr. Thredson is such a fucking dilf with mommy issues and I love it.
And I know that people might come for my ass with the whole "HE IS A VILLAIN HE RAPED AND KILLED JZUSIBWU", while there are people that have a crush on Tate Langdon (and honestly good for them, go for it) who did the exact same shit. My taste for murderous people consists of FICTIONAL people ONLY.
So yeah Oliver could call me mommy any time.
Sister Judy is literally the baddest bitch of them all and I fucking love iiiit.
My poor Lana Banana needs a fucking break though, my dear darling ain't getting paid enough for this shit.
Also, I love the fact that even Satan is oblivious when it comes to aliens, that it's hilarious.
Sister Mary Eunice needs a break (and no, not her head) and happiness.
And extra protection from demons, obsessive nazi doctors and psychotic nuns.
Oh and lying, stupid ass Monsieur virgins.
Kit and Grace, need fucking vacations at this point.
Warning: Nsfw
After a long while I decided to draw sth naughty.. My entire drawing skills are out of the window and any anatomy knowledge I possess too 🙃
That's legitimately my life in a nutshell...
I have a ship that currently has 24 works, half of which are not in English. Most of them are from 2017 or older, and the two most recent ones were written by me.
isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...
✨21y.o.✨ ✨She/Her✨ ✨ Disaster Bi✨ ✨ Can't Focus on Just One THING✨ ✨ Operating on Hyperfications ✨ ✨SFW/NSFW✨
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