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I'm pretty sure, the Riddler would enter his

Coquette era

and would absolutely

S L A Y

I'm a retail worker.

Today we restocked on men's winter clothing.

Everything remind me of HIM.

I've been listening to "Rogues! The Podcast" for a while (which is fucking amazing and super heartwarming for my little cold heart.) And I felt inspired, so I decided to sketch Dr. Jonathan Crane (at least how I picture him in my head).

Πόσο ΓΚΑΥΛΑ είσαι κοπέλα μου? Marry me??

Αχ μη μου κάνεις τέτοοιαα

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode

Warning: Nsfw

After a long while I decided to draw sth naughty.. My entire drawing skills are out of the window and any anatomy knowledge I possess too 🙃

Me on my way to write the most questionable, rapey fanfic of a show, which is deader than my favourite characters.

Sooo I recently started AHS.

I'm currently watching Asylum.

This ain't even scary at this point, it's just proof that my humour is broken as fuck.

Dr. Thredson is such a fucking dilf with mommy issues and I love it.

And I know that people might come for my ass with the whole "HE IS A VILLAIN HE RAPED AND KILLED JZUSIBWU", while there are people that have a crush on Tate Langdon (and honestly good for them, go for it) who did the exact same shit. My taste for murderous people consists of FICTIONAL people ONLY.

So yeah Oliver could call me mommy any time.

Sister Judy is literally the baddest bitch of them all and I fucking love iiiit.

My poor Lana Banana needs a fucking break though, my dear darling ain't getting paid enough for this shit.

Also, I love the fact that even Satan is oblivious when it comes to aliens, that it's hilarious.

Sister Mary Eunice needs a break (and no, not her head) and happiness.

And extra protection from demons, obsessive nazi doctors and psychotic nuns.

Oh and lying, stupid ass Monsieur virgins.

Kit and Grace, need fucking vacations at this point.

My bf and I just watched the "Iron Man" trilogy and I cannot stress enough that Tony Stark is fucking Daddy material, I-

10y.o me had a major crush on Tony Stark and I guess it was just awakened. Makes perfect sense to me.

You know what the funniest job in Star Wars would be? Senator, during the 20 year gap between ROTS and ANH.

Palpatine is the only one with any real power and you're basically just kept around as set dressing. The Emperor shows up once a week to make a villainous monologue and then leaves to go actually run the empire. Darth Vader shows up every couple of months to spend an afternoon breathing ominously at all of you before going back to killing people and crying about his wife. But apart from that? Nothing happens.

The stuff you'd do to not lose your mind from boredom, it'd end up as a nonstop improv routine. "Whose Line Is It Anyway" Senate edition, where the laws are made up and the decisions don't matter. You'd be making flimsi airplanes and throwing them at each other, using the giant holoprojectors to have movie nights, trying to do entire speeches in a Darth Vader voice. It would be great! And then Palpatine would dissolve the senate and probably kill you, but still. Good times while they lasted.

My goodness, why did I just found this fan art ? Why am I an idiot? This is a masterpiece *chef's kiss*

Awww I'm so glad you enjoyed my story, I actually enjoy your art a lot

Yup I'm digging in the depths of your account for fanart , I know it's weird but I'm loving it ❤️

A fanart wish from a dear follower @viirazu <3 And yeah I´ve got inspired by Raaaaandomgirls Fanfiction "Finding out" <3 This is one of my favorite Kaiketsu Zorro Fanfic *hrrrrrrrrrrrrr* I'm so addicted to Kaiketsu Zorro and to RayxDiego I'm so sorry x3

OK JUST WATCHED KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (AGAIN)

I'M NOT CRYING OVER HOW ADOREABLE IS MADAME

NOPE NOPE NOPE

I'M UGLY CRYING LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH I SURELY AM

HOW DARE THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT OF A GRANDAUGHTER DISRESPECT MADAME LIKE THIS???

BITCH YOUR GRANDMA IS SO DAMN PRECIOUS

I JUST LOVE HOW GHIBLI MAKES US FEEL A BUNCH OF PURE EMOTIONS, I CAN'T-

THIS IS AN AGGRESSIVE REMINDER TO GIVE A CALL OR TEXT OR SEND A DAMN LETTER WITH A DOVE OF SOMETHING, TO THE PEOPLE THAT YOU HOLD DEAR.

FAMILY MEMBERS, FRIENDS, YOU NAME IT

DON'T FORGET TO SHOW THEM YOUR LOVE, APPRECIATION AND GRATEFULNESS

I'M CALLING MY GRANDMA FIRST THING IN THE MORNING

Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

I finally watched Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)

YOU MIGHT GET SPOILED ON OTHER MOVIES OF THE FRANCHISE SO BEWARE BEFORE READING

OK SO BOI OH BOI, WHERE DO I EVEN START.

Corrupted policemen were always involved in the saw franchise, but I really think that everything that took place regarding police brutality back in 2020 did have an impact on the film, even though it was supposed to be released in 2020. I might be wrong tho.

Once again, we have a goddamn Jigsaw copycat, manslaughtering their victims in true Mark Hoffman fashion, unescapable traps for shits and giggles, but unlike my boi Hoffman this bitch decides to make a legit ripoff of Jigsaw's work, you know the I bought a 'Gucci' shirt for 10 bucks but the print has 'Coochie' written on it kind of ripoff. And let's be real, if John Kramer was mad at Hoffman for being a copycat killer that chose a cheap blade to kill his victim, I'd love to see his reaction at a copycat that didn't even have the decency to make their recordings sound creepier because maybe that's all of what free sound distort programs on the internet can offer.

My boi Zeke deserved a lot better, he was the grumpy type of protagonist. Do I blame him though? Hell nah, all of his damn coworkers sucked. His wife cheated on him and wouldn't let him see their kid. His father is a corrupted cop as well but is keeping it hella lowkie. And unsurpisingly everyone around him is dying and he can't do shit about it because even though he is trying, his coworkers are unwilling to even listen to him talking.

I loved the movie, I absolutely adore the Saw franchise. The everending plotwists never cease to surprise me and way the story flows keeps me focused, trying to solve the goddamn riddles. So regarding the killer's inspiration from John Kramer's theory of the Spiral. It really is JUST an inspiration BUT it's waaay to far away from John Kramer's ideology and motives, since according to him, everyone deserves a second chance in life, in order to change (or just to become his apprentice). Thus, all of his traps were escapeable, unlike Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman's traps.

So If John Kramer was alive I doubt that they would get away without being tested in a trap, let alone to be a successful apprentice.

That's legitimately my life in a nutshell...

I have a ship that currently has 24 works, half of which are not in English. Most of them are from 2017 or older, and the two most recent ones were written by me.

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

I finally came out as a bisexual to my parents today, after being in the closet for so long. My dad's reaction was a simple "Oh ok cool". As for my mom, she was dumbfounded but recovered a couple of minutes later. She didn't really like it, but she accepted me like that either way. I'm so happyyyy❤️❤️❤️

Oook so the exmas are just around the fucking corner, I'm over here fighting against procrastination and stress, studying my ass off, only for anxiety to make an entrance in my head and ask "Are you sure that you know that? What if you forget everything during the exams? What if you fail the panhellenic exams?" Sooo yeah I'm over here crying my heart out, while studying history and sociology. To all of my fellow greek students, good luck to us, we need a fucking psychologist.

I started binge watching LazyTown recently and I came to realise that my younger self was was aspired to grow up in to be being super athletic and healthy, like Sportacus. The thing is, I grew up to be a lazy couch potato, with a sweet tooth like Robbie Rotten. Am I loving both of them though? You bet I am.

So my mother gave our dog a bath and now she is an angry burrito

Aaand it's done!

Random Rant:

Ok so apparently women are not supposed to masturbate, because that would mean that they are sluts, but men are, because it's their nature to be horny and they need to do it.

Also men are not supposed to cry a.k.a express their feelings, because that would mean that they are pussies, but women are ,because they are the weak gender.

Alright who is the motherfucker who created these idiotic taboos and WHYYYY? Because I really am sick of listening to this bullshit and seeing people treating others like shit based on stereotypes.

Fuck this shit I'm out.

Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice could grope my ass and I would fucking thank him.

My horny ass needs medical attention I know.

Putting my horniness aside, I absolutely love Beetlejuice in all of the A.U.s, whether he is creepy ass pervert, a goofy prankster or an adorable ball of chaos.

So I was at the bookstore today and I found these very cool "the Joker" notebooks, including Harley Quinn :

And then there was this :

I know the notebook theme is "The Joker" but c'mon now.. Poor Two Face..

Bonus:

reminder: it’s okay to be here only for fandom things

you don’t have to reblog all the posts about politics, the election, the coronavirus outbreak, or really anything else. it’s okay to preserve your fandom spaces for fandom only things. you’re not apathetic or cruel to separate out your spaces. if you find yourself stressing out about what tumblr has to say about these things, get your news from news sources and stick to reblogging beautiful gifs and contributing to meta and recommending mutual pining / fake relationship fics here. it’s okay. it’s natural to need some space to just focus on happiness for a moment. it’s okay. take care of yourselves out there <3

I just realized that my most productive moment during quarantine was when I made a steam punk, plague doctor mask.

Which moment during quarantine do you think was your most productive?

My mood constantly

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me having an imaginary argument while taking a shower:

the shampoo bottles:

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me during an actual argument: