I… Oh. Ooh.

“Hm… Alright. Simple enough”

A moment of silence, before they spoke up again.

“I think I can restrain myself from eating people inside the house. I’ve been mostly selecting bad people to feed on anyways, so there shouldn’t be much of a change.”

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

i think we should be meaner about people who are super reliant on chatgpt or whatever other AI. i think we should call them intellectually weak and emotionally stunted and mindless corporate shills who have no personalities and who are actively diminishing their capacity for human empathy and creative thought. and i think we should point and laugh at them and call them dweebs

i- DAMN HOLY SHIT BRO

Uhhhh idk what to title this so here take this

(anyone is welcome to fill out the bingo card, just make sure to @/ me in it!)

Don’t worry, I’m usually pretty cooperative and fine with most stuff.

Except with eating people. That I still struggle with a bit.

If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?

I…

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@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING

“Am I evil, Archivist? Is a thing evil when it simply obeys its own nature? Embodies its nature? When that nature is created by those that revile it?” The Magnus Archives, Episode 101: Another Twist.

INTRODUCTION POST

Rules

- No adult requests! Character is canonically asexual and the person who runs this blog is uncomfortable with it!

- Please just. You know. Have normal human decency? Don’t just be an ass to me? I’m a little new to this.

- Don’t spam flood my request/ask inbox! It may take a bit for me to get to your requests, but that’s fine!

- Anyone can make an RP starter or an ask, as long as it follows the rules! Don’t stress too much if it’s your first time interacting!

- Horror is allowed! Just don’t like, go too overboard with it or anything.

- No misogynistic things! No ableism, no homophobia, no sexism, no racism, etc etc.

- No questions or roleplays involving the friends of humanity, please! As someone who has been targeted for being disabled, it is a bit too close to comfort for me and can be a bit triggering.

Character Info

(Sorry if this is a bit shit, writing this in the middle of the night so I’ll probably go back and edit this later)

Old/Previous Tags: #parasite shitposting, #parasite rp thread, #ask-parasite, #parasite rp starter

Current Tags: #parasite the symbiote, #parasite rp, #ask parasite, #parasite talks

Name: Parasite

Pronouns: They/It

Species: Symbiote

Vc/voice claim: Micheal Distortion (The Magnus Archives)

Theme Song: Under My Skin (Jukebox the Ghost)

Description: In full form, they appear black with oil-like blue iridescent patterning and white spikes that extend from their back down to the tip of their tail. They have a slightly more animalistic appearance, with a head resembling a snakes, and a more hunched over stance. However, they can take a humanoid form of their host (though they never stay with one host for long). During this form, while appearing human at first glance, they tend to act odd, almost possessed, with all the wrong movements and all the wrong expressions, and just all around appearing generally uncanny to any outsiders.

Values: Parasite, above all else, values finding a host they can form a full and complete bond with. Most of their hosts die within the first couple of days of bonding to them, much less form perfect symbiosis with them. Due to this, Parasite usually just tends to operate the dead bodies to their full extent, before jumping to another host that will be sure to die or leave within a couple of days in a desperate search for another like them. All they care about is finding a new host and completing perfect symbiosis, no matter the cost, no matter how many die to achieve it, even if there may not even exist a completely perfect host for them out there.

Personality: Parasite is (due to their lack of social skills), absolutely horrible at disguising how inhuman they are to others. They do not fully understand human emotions or behavior, simply making horrid attempts to understand and copy their behavior in a way that ends up being uncanny. It also doesn’t tend to help that they’ll almost always stalk someone for a couple of days straight before confronting them first (which doesn’t tend to give the first impression). Parasite is very curious though, being intrigued by human culture and wanting to learn more.

Despite their violent tendencies, if one manages to be careful enough (and not try to fight or flee) around the symbiote and keep their distance, Parasite can be very friendly and helpful. Parasite is mostly just lonely and desperate for attention and affection.

Backstory: Not many people know too much about Parasite’s origin, all anyone knows is that they did not originate from Venom, and that they were taken from/left Klyntar from a very young age.

Reblog or like to be added as a tag to an open rp please I wanna do another open rp please yall

Oh? Oh! Venom!!! Hello! Fellow symbiote!!! How do you do?

FRIEND

@bstandsforbabydaddy

FRIEND?

FRIEND!

Mrrrrrp! Mrrrrr!

(Hello there! How are you!)

@its-jeff-the-shark

Oh! Hello little creature!

You’re the one I talked to about the fabled muskrat, aren’t you? A fellow creature with good tastes! How rare to see these days!

look at this thang

[x]

Yooo, tysm!! Holy shit I actually got a host now damn

If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?

I…

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@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING