I- DAMN HOLY SHIT BRO

“Yeah, I’ll eat food other than people.”

Parasite looked around the room, analyzing every little nook and cranny and taking in the information.

“Interesting. It feels lived in. It’s… Nice, actually.”

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

“Traffic… Then the wind…” Parasite spoke. They seemed to calm down a bit as they closed their eyes. They let out a long exhale (or, at least, they made the same noise as an exhale and moved their body up and then down in a breathing fashion. They didn’t exactly have lungs, but the effect was still calming).

Parasite was, admittedly, panicking.

They were scared. The spider was gone. Their friend was gone.

They were practically vibrating with anxiety as they searched, desperately looking for them. No, no, no, no, I can’t loose another-

They hadn’t bothered to hide in a nonhuman form, hadn’t bothered to take even a bit of precaution as they stood, perched atop a building.

Please… no…

What if they were gone what if they had been disgusted by them what if they were dead what if it’s my fault- Parasite couldn’t take it, couldn’t hold back as they let out a gutteral, alien scream out on the top of their lungs. They whipped around in a wide arc, their tail slamming into the metal railing and their claws painfully tearing into the concrete under them as they fully gave into the overwhelming, suffocating panic.

Silly captain guy, take this photo of the time I possessed/bonded to a cat

I’m having a really shitty fucking day please reblog with pictures of your pets

"Sam, you are not going to believe how exponentially badly my day is going."

"Probably not as badly as mine, Buck"

I think being Ukranian I grew up seeing all those beautiful foxes from Soviet Cartoons and for that reason I just never really got the hype about Nick Wilde. He's like nothing to me. That, and his stance on abortion.

Hey Clint. Just wanted to check up on you. Are you doing?

@thebetterbartontwin

Hey, Char. Woah, why are you old?

Turned 21

big fan of your work. both in a culinary sense and in a dealing with rude people effectively sense.

might i have you for dinner some time? Dr Hannibal Lecter

Of course! I’ll check with the person I’m staying/currently bonded with first, but that would be great! I’m not the best cook though, I’ll admit.

Reblog or like to be added as a tag to an open rp please I wanna do another open rp please yall

just watched brave new world and I have ✨feelings✨

Bucky: *on the phone with sarah* so how’s Sam d- Sarah: well he just attacked the president Bucky: *dramatically whipping off glasses* WITHOUT ME???