I Would Pay Several Hundred Dabloons To See Orlando Bloom Play A Book-accurate Legolas. I Completely

i would pay several hundred dabloons to see orlando bloom play a book-accurate legolas. i completely understand how they probably had to tone his character down or else he would’ve taken all the spotlight lol, but can you imagine orlando bloom fucking SCREAMING at the sight of a balrog

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Finarfin: This is a reminder that sword fighting in the hallways is still a code of conduct violation.

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Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

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Everyone have a convivial Tuesday in April!

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poor feanor </3

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no cause we left him here so wtf happened

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really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

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