Poseidon: How will you sleep at night?
Odysseus: Next to my wife.
Poseidon: And do you think she'll be proud of you torturing a god?!
Odysseus: Dude, she's from Sparta. Me telling her this is gonna be like foreplay for her.
Apollo, god of healing: And done! Do you feel any better?
Athena: Yeah, thank you Apollo
*Enter Poseidon, looking like a swiss cheese*
Apollo, god of prophecy: I was waiting for you
eggpire!technoblade dtiys for @/pine_gren on twitter !!
Happy spooky month, everyone!! 🎃👻🦇
ctechnos limbo being a constant battle, a constant war. he’s always so, so tired. but there’s always one more enemy, one more arrow to deflect. one more potion to suffer the effects of.
He got it from his husband 😗
Oh, you did a good thing
She could have been a poet
Or, she could have been a fool
Oh, you did a bad thing
"Didn´t you say that ruthlessness is mercy?"
the saga continues 🎃
I doubt I'll get around to a 600 Strike animatic in the near future, so this'll have to do for now.
anyone remember when he stole all of those bookshelves