Anyone Remember When He Stole All Of Those Bookshelves

“Would fall in love with me again if you knew all I’ve done?”

reunited once again :3

e l e c t r i c.

so how about that theory that Odysseus' red eyes in Six Hundred Strike mean Ares is helping him out on behalf of Athena, huh?

Oh, you did a good thing

She could have been a poet

Or, she could have been a fool

Oh, you did a bad thing

“hey, what’s that under your cape?”

“….a smoothie.”

good morning c!bedrockbros nation<3

chapter two of my jayvik fic is out! happy birthday viktor this ones for you

“I told you I got a job working at the inn, I was helping around. Do you not remember?” Jayce presses, eyeing the man cautiously.

“Is that why you look like you’ve just taken a swim in the sea?” Viktor dodges his question with practiced ease.

“Yes. Don’t dodge the question, Viktor.” Jayce takes a large bite of his soup, studying his partner with great interest as he watches several emotions flit and morph on Viktor’s face.

tortoise shells tear away from their spines / it happens all the time

thinking about it c!techno, but when he was a little lad. a piglin born in the nether, obviously. But sometimes? Sometimes he turns into a weird cresture he sees when they come to trade gold with the older piglins in his sounder. He looks like them, not all the way though. He has his ears and his hooves.

He wanders a little ways away from the bastion, transformed into the weird furless creature he sometimes is. But this time he hears a really loud gasp and suddenly he’s being fawned over by a weird guy with what looks like feathery appendages on his back, which kinda freaks techno out.

He can’t understand him, can’t speak what he hears the older piglins call “common” and so he’s at an impasse with this strange guy.

Said strange guy proceeded to pull him through an even stranger portal, and suddenly everything is *very* bright.

Hes confused but the weird guy is kinda nice and feeds him, so he stays.

(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*