Introduction 🪐

i don't want your crown (see, i've come to burn your kingdom down)

Phil didn’t flourish in this environment, the furthest thing from it.

Phil hadn’t killed more than was necessary, and he looted the apartments of those he knew were gone, trying to ignore the mournful feeling in his chest, these had been his neighbors. Maybe not his friends, but he still felt some degree of connection.

And now, he had seen their shambling, rotting corpses on the ground outside their apartment building.

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or, phil's adventure at the end of the world

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a zombie apocalypse fic merging characters from the QSMP and the DSMP :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64979515/chapters/167052358

"and then philza did something technoblade would never, in a hundred or a million years, have expected him to do. he kneeled. "

"philza, once-emperor, presently king, Angel of Death, kneeled before technoblade, grasping pathetically at his cloak, his golden hair bowed." (passerine, ch. 1)

human!Techno on OSMP and give him (platonic) hanahaki disease except it's not aimed at one specific person but at the commune as a whole and the general feeling of belonging, because he thinks the others mustn't love him the way he loves them and he thinks they will always consider him the odd one out and he doesn't think he deserves to be there because he's not like them

SBI & Co. height check!

and i’ll grow red tulips, just for you

Viktor grows flowers.

Not in a garden, though he does have one. He cannot find it in himself to tend it, not in any traditional manner. No, he grows flowers with his hands, his emotions. His skin. They intertwine with his every emotion, his joy, his sadness. His rage, his apathy.

Viktor doesn’t know what to do with all the flowers. So, he opens a flower shop

a jayvik flower shop au featuring time bomb :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62013541

Poseidon: How will you sleep at night?

Odysseus: Next to my wife.

Poseidon: And do you think she'll be proud of you torturing a god?!

Odysseus: Dude, she's from Sparta. Me telling her this is gonna be like foreplay for her.

“Would fall in love with me again if you knew all I’ve done?”