You make my heart dropspin
I'll let you in my toaster
I'll strip for you
Are you a drum major? Cause I've been watching you all day.
I'll guard you with all my heart
Do you want to see me dance with my pole?
This is why I consider Star Wars to be a top tier fandom because we learn new shit like this everyday π€£π€£π€£
the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.
How did Dinluke jump to number three in two weeksπ€£, like the fandom really said: yes we want the twink with the Chanel boots and the dad with armani armor and tiny gremlin son to bring us our new joy, angst and fluffy family feelsπ
Dinluke Nation is coming for you, Destiel, you hear me?
jaster mereel in the afterlife watching a working class bounty hunter mandalorian usurp the title of mandalor from a upper class former member of death watch
criminal minds as vines: part two yeet
a compilation of my favorite pride & prejudice posts π
When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club
When the guard coach tells you to stay in your toaster
The. Butts. Match!? Fuck it mothman is now beel
New Obey Me hc:
The jersey devil and goat man sightings were just Lucifer drunk off his ass and Diavolo wonβt let him live it down
fanon!boba fett after his appearance in the mandalorian: magnetic. suave. effortlessly seductive. total heartbreaker. can charm anyone he wants. Definitely Socially Competent At The Very Least
boba fett in the EU: brain makes the dial-up sound for 10 straight minutes every time someone is genuinely nice to him
Hello, I am 23 and I use she/her pronouns, Iβm also a Virgo & ISFP and to top it off, I am a walking human disaster. Welcome!!
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