When A Random Guy With A Saxophone Shows Up To The Club

OH MY GOD

fanon!boba fett after his appearance in the mandalorian: magnetic. suave. effortlessly seductive. total heartbreaker. can charm anyone he wants. Definitely Socially Competent At The Very Least

boba fett in the EU: brain makes the dial-up sound for 10 straight minutes every time someone is genuinely nice to him

How did Dinluke jump to number three in two weeks🤣, like the fandom really said: yes we want the twink with the Chanel boots and the dad with armani armor and tiny gremlin son to bring us our new joy, angst and fluffy family feels💕

Dinluke Nation is coming for you, Destiel, you hear me?

The Sections At 1 AM The Night Before A Competition

flutes/piccolos: asleep scattered across the floor of someone's bedroom wearing matching sweatpants.

clarinets: moodily playing pokémon

alto saxophones: all at walmart separately because they all think they're the ones responsible for treat bags and forgot until now. never see each other and each get like ten treat bags the next morning. confused but happy.

low reeds: finding more ways to hide dirty jokes on their section hoodies.

trumpets: practicing their "marching face" in the mirror to make it suitably focused and serious yet smoldering.

mellophones: trying to figure out how to attach a large sign to their instrument that says "it's a mellophone, not an exceptionally large trumpet." they are doomed to fail and the masses remain uneducated.

trombones: frantically trying to fix their instrument from attempting to pop to the box in their bedroom with the slide as far down as possible and slamming into the ceiling.

baritones/euphoniums: reflecting bitterly on all the times the tubas have upstaged them. vow to never let it happen again.

tubas/sousaphones: standing in front of a mirror trying to figure out precisely which angle at which to tip their beret to look the most roguish.

pit percussion: still loading their equipment on the band truck even though they started after school; one of them is missing for no reason.

drum line: performing a ritual sacrifice.

color guard: already doing their hair. still almost don't get done in time.

drum majors: practicing their salute 40,098 times, then making sure they don't "stand weird" while conducting.

when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live…recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it…… that’s the real shit

Obi-Wan: where the fuck did you get a lightsaber??

Alpha-17: your idiot padawan kept dropping them everywhere, so I just kept one

petting zoos are pretty fucking tight is it normal for a 21 year old to go to a petting zoo.

now you can remember your embarrassing memories of caramelldansen just in time for the holidays