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You spin me right round baby right round

The Underwold Saga. Parte 3

Tiresias: "Sisi, te va a pasar tragedia tras otra, pero mira que bonito vals me sé." ✨

Hi! I have old pictures I drew over just to see what they would look at as shinies from the old school games🥰the models aren't mine they belong to Pokemon company (specifically dreams version) I just draw over for fun, not for money lol

Mason hacking and choking sends me everytime I swear🤣🤣

OOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACAAAAAA

Gee thanks now I'm SOBBING😭😭😭😭😭But still amazing job it looks beautiful❤️❤️

This life is amazing...

‏brahim Family 💕

‏Please we hope you will help a family trying to escape death and survive🙏

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‏Hey there! I wanted to share a heartfelt request for support for a Palestinian family desperately needing help to evacuate from Gaza. Your contribution, no matter the size, will truly impact their lives during this unimaginable hardship, so please consider clicking the link below to donate or share with others who might be able to help. Thank you for your kindness!

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I sadly am not in a position to give financially but I will share this I deeply apologize❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏I hope and pray to my Gods that you make it out

while you’re here, please have a look at the @alklilifamliy’s campaign and consider donating!

My mother if she was a god😅😅

Zeus want a hug from his favorite babies u.u

Oh shit I got wet, but there's no water around🫨🫨

I am scared....

He's just loves his bug baby so much, he can't let that shit fly

I love this scene in the fight between Ash and Guzma because it looks like typical anime “you’re not strong enough yet” bs but then u remember

Golisopod has an ability where it literally has to run away when it gets low

So Guzma is basically just covering for his giant bug friends ability like

‘uhh…yea he said u guys are too weak so hes done with yall’

First kiss- I. AM. GOING. TO. JAIL🚔🚔🚔🚔

Best Friend- He would not be able to stand me PERIODT😌💅

Enemy- Bitch, I will still beat YOUR ASS😡🤬

Ex Lover- See😖 he dumped my annoying ass

One Night Stand- Who the fuck is you🤔

Lover- Get THE FUCK back i do not FUCK with blood🖕🖕🖕🖕

#1 Fan- I cant remember your name dude😅

Betrayed by- I am not easily offended..........but😧

Saved By- Sadly he'd regret saving my sorry ass🤪

HC — helping his sub out (M)

⌦ pairing: bokuto koutarou x female reader

⌦ genre: smut

⌦ word count: 1.3k

⌦ warnings: manga spoilers, swearing, phone sex, mastrbation, ddlg (daddy dom-little girl) dynamic, dom!bokuto, sub!reader, dirty talk, degradation <33

⤷ after being with Bokuto for several years, you should be used to him being away from home for several weeks because of matches in other cities or even countries

⤷ but no matter how much time passes, every single time he‘s gone for longer than three days, you find yourself growing disgustingly needy

⤷ it‘s not even in your control anymore; after all the two of you fuck on an almost daily basis so not being able to touch each other for such a long period is more than just a challenge for the both of you

⤷ bokuto is definitely a lot more collected when it comes to it, whereas you like to be a whimpering and whining mess by the end of the fourth day

⤷ most of the time you just pull out one of your favorite toys and make yourself cum until you‘re as overstimulated as possible; this being the only way to satisfy you for at least a day

⤷ but sometimes, your body craves him in a way you can‘t really explain it

⤷ and to your luck bokuto always ends up being just as horny as you when those times roll around and the two of you end up having phone sex which stills those craving for a little longer than just a day

⤷ so, overwhelmed by several waves of arousal and lust, you find yourself calling your boyfriend with literal tears streaming down your cheeks because no matter how hard you‘d tried, you just couldn‘t finish; your body literally refusing to orgasm for some unknown reason

⤷ however, at that exact moment bokuto is booked and busy at a business dinner with possible sponsors

⤷ seeing your name appear on the display of his phone almost instantly makes him smile and with a quick excuse, he picks your call up

⤷ atsumu, shoyo and even kiyoomi are quick to notice the change in their teammate‘s demeanor the second bokuto lifts the device to his ear

⤷ little do they know that the reason for his eyes widening and his mouth drying is because of your soft little voice desperately crying for him

⤷ “daddy, i n-need you”, you sob, your voice a mere whisper and every single one of your words filled with despair and frustration

⤷ if he didn‘t know you like the back of his hand, bokuto would have panicked already because after all you‘re literally crying but he knows exactly why

⤷ the longer it takes him to respond to you, the louder your sobs get, the muffled sound of your vibrator sending shivers down his spine and after clearing his throat a bit too loudly, bokuto excuses himself from the table

⤷ by the time he finally reaches the WC, your incoherent sobs have turned into soft whimpers of his name

⤷ “baby”, he finally replies, pulling you out if your lust filled haze and easily calming you down; the sound of his voice like music to your ears

⤷ you start whining, squirming on your bed, dressed in nothing but one of his shirts, cunt absolutely soaked and clenching around nothing like crazy as you wait for your daddy to finally take care of you

⤷ bokuto has seen you needy, incredibly horny and desperate so many times already but to hear you like this never fails to drive him absolutely crazy and he can already feel himself growing harder the longer he listens to your whimpers

⤷ “calm down, baby; take a deep breath and tell daddy what‘s wrong”, he mumbles softly, the haze of arousal growing thicker as he remembers the feeling of your tight cunt wrapped around his cock

⤷ you bury your face into his pillow, inhaling his scent while pushing your hand in between your legs again, telling him about how you‘ve been struggling to get off with heavy breathes falling past your lips

⤷ “it‘s been so long, daddy”, you cry and start rubbing your clit slowly, sparks of pleasure making you gasp for air, “i need you and your big cock, want you to fuck me until i can‘t walk anymore, please”

⤷ bokuto just hums lowly, letting his head fall against the door with a deep sigh as he palms himself through the fabric of his pants

⤷ “look at my needy, needy little baby”, he begins, making you whine in response, “reminding me that she‘s actually nothing but a cockhungry little slut, hm”, bokuto adds, the softness of his deep voice a contrast to his degrading words, making your pussy clench in despair

⤷ “are you touching that slutty little pussy of yours, baby?”, without even hesitating for a second, you let out a sound of affirmation, rubbing your clit a little faster before you force yourself to stop, knowing that your daddy is going to take care of you because that‘s what he always does

⤷ bokuto guides you through the whole process, making sure to tease you and let you know just how much he‘s missing you by groaning and moaning right into the phone

⤷ as you slowly pump your fingers into your spasming cunt, you lose yourself in the mental image of bokuto‘s strong body clad in an expensive suit, pretty fingers firmly wrapped around his throbbing cock as he pleasures himself to the sound of you doing the same

「”D-Daddy”, you whimper, thrusting your fingers even faster into your pussy, just barely managing to graze your sweet spot no matter how hard you try, “I‘m c-close!”

Bokuto groans at your words, almost brutally fucking his fist as his lids flutter closed and all he can think about is the memory of your tight, sweet cunt gripping his thick cock like a vice. Hearing your needy moans and whimpers has him a lot more worked up than he would have thought and he is surprised at the way he‘s literally about to cum, too.

“There we go, that‘s my fucking girl”, Bokuto moans into the phone, trying so desperately to keep his voice down to avoid any awkwardness once he leaves the wahsroom, “fucking her little cunny like the good baby she is. F-Fuck, daddy loves you so much, angel.”

You whimper at his praise, your sight slowly but surely growing hazier as the sweet taste of your upcoming high starts coating the tip of your tongue.

“Please, daddy”, you whisper and gasp for air when the first, yet small wave of your orgasm hits you and leaves you breathless, “please let me cum, I‘ve been so good for you.”

“Do it. Fucking do it, now. Cum for me, baby, cum all over your pretty little fingers”, Bokuto hisses through gritted teeth, his own pleasure leaving him just as breathless and if it wasn‘t for the disgusting urge to hear you cum before him, he would have come already.

And when you press your palm against your clit yet again, you finally stumble over the edge. A row of loud moans, whimpers and sobs is easily muffled as you bury your face in bokuto’s pillow yet again.

You cum for what feels like hours, absolutely missing the was Bokuto also finishes with a soft little cry of your name, his heavy breathing and harsh gulps the first thing you hear after finally coming down from your intense high.

With your shaky thighs firmly pressed together and chest heaving like crazy, you wipe away the tears from your cheeks.

“Fuck, baby”, Bokuto sighs and lets out a breathy chuckle, “you‘re such a good girl. Daddy‘s so proud of you. I can‘t wait to come home and punish you for touching yourself without my permission. You‘re lucky you‘re so fucking cute when you‘re needy of I would have teased the shit out of you.” You giggle at his words and whisper words of gratitude, exhaustion overwhelming you and the urge to slip into a deep sleep slowly overwhelms you.

“Now go and rest, baby”, Bokuto sighs, “you deserve it.”」

thigh riding || hq!! captain edition

warnings; +18, smut, dirty talk, swearing, heavy degradation, heavy praise, daddy/sir kink, spanking, choking, edging, mentions of jealousy + possessiveness (nsfw below the cut!)

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he would tease the absolute fuck out of you, no question about it. he likes to watch as you grow more and more flustered until you snap.

Kuroo loves hearing you beg for it until you’ve got tears in your eyes. he wants you completely destroyed as you whimper and whine for only him.

just a bit harsh but it makes the reward so much better

****

Blaring music and the sound of chattering people bounce all over the dim club. The aroma of alcohol hung heavily in the air. But all of those senses became focused on Kuroo as you got pulled onto his lap.

His cologne hit you immediately, a dark woody scent that reminded you of home. Calloused hands began to trail all over your body.

The slinky red dress you wore was now hiked up, barely covering your ass as you rest in between his clothed thigh. Facing the crowd while your back was towards your boyfriend felt so vulgar yet exhilarating. His breath tickles your bare shoulder blades, “How’s my pretty kitten doing?”

You hum a “fuck” in response, already starting to steadily rock against him. His hand pushes you down gently, forcing the upper half of your body casually rest against the glass table. “Keep going,” the growl that emits from him sounds dangerous.

It sends a jolt as you continue to work. His thigh brushes just right on your sensitive nub, causing sparks of pleasure to stir inside you. It felt so good you bite your lip, struggling to hold back any noises.

Strong hands grip your waist, constraining your movements completely. Whining in protest, you whip back to glare at the smug smirk plastered on his face, “Now now kitten, you know I want to hear those sounds. If you’re going to be a quiet girl- I don’t want it.”

“Y-yes sir,” moaning out while his hand digs it’s way into your hair, tugging softly.

He grunts approvingly as you continue to chase your high, tuning out the bright lights and loud voices.

“Look at my little slut.” he cooes, pulling your hair again. “Your filthy cunt is dripping for me kitten. So fucking needy tonight.”

“So m-much sir,” you admit breathily. God, the way he flexed his thigh hit perfectly on your clit. Wanting more, you rocked even faster, feeling the coil in your stomach tighten.

“Ah- someone’s greedy. We can’t have that, now can we? The only time you’re coming tonight is when I’m inside you kitten.”

he only needs to hear your words of praise and he will quite literally melt into your hands. Tooru takes your compliments to heart, especially in the bedroom

if you stay silent, well you’ve unleashed the beast (which you tend to do purposefully anyway)

has to resort to spanking because he’s so desperate to hear those gorgeous sounds tumble out of your mouth

****

“Angel~” your boyfriend calls out, squeezing your thighs affectionately. Tooru had forced you to watch a volleyball game on television with him because he ‘needed the support’. But in all seriousness he just wanted a reason to cuddle with you.

Sighing, you turn around on his lap so you face his stupid grinning face. He gives you a pouting look, “Don’t be mad at me! Your face gets all scrunched up!”

Without missing a beat, you punch his arm, “Ow! Y/N you’re so cruel.” His sarcasm only encourages you, sticking your tongue out at him. He doesn’t pick up on the teasing, once again too focused on the game to spare you a glance.

Now feeling even more annoyed than before, the gears in your brain began to turn. Luckily, you knew a solid plan to really get him to look. Slowly wrapping your arms around Tooru’s neck, you bury your face in the crook of his neck, giving him small love bites. He didn’t bother to say a word so you decide to go for the final move.

Carefully settling yourself on his thigh, you began to grind lightly, your shorts making the wonderful feeling even more euphoric. A strangled gasp escapes him, hands automatically finding your ass, grasping at your skin for more. “Mhm angel- what’re you doing now?” he murmurs, eyes still glued to the TV.

To make matters worse, or better in your case, you decide to give him the silent treatment as ride his leg. Still suckling on that special spot below his ear has him turning into a moaning mess.

“Fuck!” he groans. “Say something angel- anything.” You could hear the annoyance in his voice growing as his nails dug into your bare skin.

Your continued quietness made Tooru snap. His hands left your ass, moving to your shoulders so he could pry your face from his neck. His face screams of disapproval as his thumb drags over your bottom lip, “Y/N dear, use that mouth of yours before I stuff my cock with it. Let me hear those pretty words from your mouth.”

Your eyes dart away, a whimper caught in your throat. “I know you want to angel, but now,” he pauses, caressing your face, “I have to do it for you.”

A loud slap followed by a harsh sting imprints on your ass. You cry out, flinging yourself onto your boyfriend again. “Such a good little angel,” he purrs darkly, slapping it again.

Small whines escapes your lips as you move steadily against him, taking each hit with more dirty words. The sharp pain only made the urge to come even stronger, “Please Tooru I need you in me! Fuck, I want to feel your cock!”

He pats your butt lovingly, rubbing it with care, “There it is. Now, tell me exactly what you what.”

he gets kinda jealous, but he’d never outright admit things, he’ll just show you

and Toshi loves to hear you tell him you belong to him. it gives him a sense of reassurance and turns him on-

edges you to your fucking limit !! god, he’s such a sadist too, wants to push you past your breaking point

****

Strong hands cling to your waist, hot breath hits your skin. It was almost too much to handle yet you need it, all of it. All of him. “Who does this pussy belong too?” his stern words ring out.

Tingles bounce around in your stomach as you tried to move your hips against his thick leg. “You! It’s yours Toshi!” you whine eagerly.

The two of you had gone out for a walk and bumped into an old friend of yours. You had gotten into a deep conversation with him while Toshi remained stoic on the sidelines, not wanting to join the conversation but unwilling to leave.

He happened to be a little too touchy for Wakatoshi’s taste, so this is where you had ended up; laying on the bed with your boyfriend cradling you from behind, his leg pushed up inbetween yours, just barely brushing your aching nub.

He growls against your neck, biting your earlobe, “That’s right. Go ahead little pet, pleasure yourself on my thigh.”

“I want more- I want you!” you admit, grasping the bedsheets with tense hands.

As if starved, you grind on his thigh impossibly fast, your legs tremble violently. “Toshi I-“ you choke out, clinging to the bed blindly.

Suddenly, his leg left the spot, forcing the high to dissolve. “Why?! I want to come~” you moan, tears pricking your eyes.

His hand crawls around your waist, pulling you tighter against him, you could feel the large bulge aggressively poke your ass.

“Naughty pets don’t get to come right away. No- I have to keep you on edge so you can learn your lesson,” he murmurs against your skin. You were practically writhing on the spot, trying to create any friction just to feel something.

The coil in your stomach disappears and his leg was moved back to its original spot. “Now,” he commands. “I want to see you cry for me.”

definitely a much softer dom, likes to just watch you do your thing when it comes to thigh riding

showers you in praise and compliments at every little thing you do! and he’s extremely noisy in bed (which is a plus tbh)

Bokuto loves to touch all over you while he watches, not even in a teasing manner, just to make you feel even better

****

The car door slams shut, “Hey hey babygirl!!”

You smile to yourself as Bokuto spots you lying in the backseat. “What’re you doing back there?” he questions cheekily, a big grin on his face. Shrugging you say, “Just wanted to see what the backseat felt like.”

His throaty chuckles makes your heart skip a beat. Bokuto clambers over the cars console to the back, flipping you over while you squeal in feigned protest. You straddle his lap while he looks up at you, face full of excitement, “Huh, it is pretty nice back here.” Rolling your eyes, you shift your body onto his thigh, wanting something more than just playful banter.

“You’re perfect, you know that?” he tells you dreamily. He gazes up at you with such adoration it makes you blush, his hands delicately wander over your curves. “I wasn’t aware,” you tease him, hands moving up his broad chest.

“You want to do this?” he cups your face. You nod without another word, moving your hips against his muscular thigh. “Babygirl you feel so fucking good. You’re doing such a good job riding me.” he mumbles, petting your head.

His large fingers ghost over your hardened nipples, twisting and pulling them gently. He loves watching your face contort in pleasure, the way you grind just a little harder when he hits a sensitive spot. Bokuto could watch you unravel in front of him forever. “Look at my girl,” he admires. “Can’t get enough of me can you?”

You moan out a meek “fuck yes Bo” as you get closer to your end. You could feel the knot tightening in your stomach. Bokuto’s breath fans across you as he continues to whisper sweet words over and over. His hands touch all of you, wanting to show every square inch of your body the love he has for you.

“Come on babygirl,” he groans out, grabbing your hips to guide you against him. “Come for me. Do it for me.”

this man is a switch but also hardcore daddy, loves to be in control but will let you take the lead every once in while

if he had a rough day, you are in for a long night! loves to degrade and talk dirty during the ;) 

but Daichi’s also extremely communicative and knows your limits

****

Rough brick scrapes against your skin. The air was humid, enveloping both you and Daichi. His hand wrapped around your neck like a beautiful piece of jewlery, delicate but deadly. 

Quickly sliding his thick leg up, he parted your clenching thighs with his knee, brushing it against your slit. A sobbing moan passed your lips as your eyes flicked to his lustful stare. “Fucking slut, all wet for me in a public alleyway,” he whispers against your collarbone, biting it lightly. “You’re soaking princess.”

His hand slides down past your skirt to your slick hole, swiping it before his limb resurfaces in front of your face, “Open up.” 

“D-daddy,” you whimper but he shoves two fingers into your mouth before you can protest. Your tongue swirls around the digits, earning small grunts from your boyfriend. His knee hikes up more in approval, signaling you to start moving.

Your sounds vibrate against his fingers until he pulls them out with a satisfying pop. He releases his hand from your neck, starting to grip your chin, his dark eyes searching yours. “Are you crying for me princess?” his words are mocking, but the condescending tone only makes you whine for more as you grind your hips quicker.

“Desperate aren’t you? So eager for Daddy’s dick you can’t even talk, fucking whore.” he accuses, nipping at your earlobe. His free hand roams over your tits, tweaking your nipples as you moan breathily. It was all so much for you to handle and he loved every ounce of it. 

Daichi grinned inwardly as he felt your legs shake. He watched with excitement as drool dribbled out of your mouth, trailing down your chin. In one single motion, his tongue stuck out, cleaning it off of you. He hums, kissing you sloppily.

Grabbing onto his shoulder for support you stutter out, “I-It feels so Daddy! B-but what if someone c-catches us?” His dark chuckle sends a wave of pleasure through your throbbing cunt, “Then they can watch the show.”

Just thought I'd leave this here

haikyuu boys while doing ‘it’

warnings: NSFW

note: spicy headcanon ahead. happy sinning SKHDHDHDHS 💀✨✨ there will be part 2 swear jdhdhd ✨✨

terushima — edges you till you’re crying out. will probably stop midway just to let you know how deep he is. that type of jerk that will let you answer an incoming call from your phone while he’s doing ‘it’ and forces you to hold a smooth conversation while he pounces on you mercilessly. his tongue piercing will come in handy especially when he’s in a mood of eating you down there.

oikawa — does ‘it’ in front of the mirror. degrades you while he does the deed. a daredevil— would be doing it everywhere he pleases. he’ll overstimulate you.

ushijima — grabs you by the jaw to look at your eyes intently and drags a low “you belong to me”

asahi — worships your body. likes to get his hair pulled.

kageyama — wouldn’t know he’s being rough but you don’t mind at all. good with his hands. into ice play but he has his own thing. ice into milk cube and will wait for it to melt and he will slowly lick it out 👅 🦋

tendou — is really good with his hands. slides one lithe finger after the another. car sex. makes fun of you. would probably laugh when you’re close to tears. his tongue is long doee… so expect cumming with just the use of his sinful tongue ;))))

daichi — he’s a dom, period. moans in your ear while pounding his hips onto the crook of your ass. slaps your ass cause he can. is that motherfucker that will go gentle and all smiley in public and then one moment you’ll hear him whisper down your ear, “I can’t wait for u to call me daddy..” 😏

yamaguchi — he’s a total softie and would constantly ask you every now and then if you’re okay. he’s into pleasuring you more than pleasuring himself. he will intertwine his hands with you cause he’s a softie. leaves small kisses on your temple while he goes in and out. might be kissing your tears away when he goes into you and taking you by surprise. 

bokuto — has a praise kink. would go faster if you call him a good boy or when you compliment him. master at aftercare. feels cocky when he sees you unable to walk the next morning. eats it like it’s the only thing existing. goes rough when you ask him to slow down. 

lev — ceo of picking you up so he can go into you further. awkward at first but will get the hang of it. asks you if you’re comfortable or is the current position okay? compliments at how flexible you are. 

kenma — lets you go under his gaming desk to do your thing while he go on stream. moans in your ear. might be into cat ears and leash. 

Omg it makes so much sense now

I always had a crush on Kaylie from Quest for Camelot.

Introducing the underrated version of “if you had a crush on this character when you were a kid you’re gay now”

First Kiss- I would rather die then kiss this burning trash can😡😡🤬🤬👿👿

Best Friend- Bitch, we cutting up🤪🤪🤪🤪on our way to annoy Aizawa

Enemy- Damn what have I done to become YOUR enemy Mirio😱

Ex lover- YOU ARE A CHILD

One night stand- Again. YOU ARE A CHILD

Lover- Omfg what the fuck JUST LOCK ME UP

Your #1 fan- Honestly, i aint even mad😏😏

Betrayed by- Dude no why would you do this😱😱

Saved by- Hell yeah!!! We ride together we die together😌👊

First kiss- You are of age and damn is you cute🥰

Best Friend- BITCH YOU WISH YOU BETTER GET YOUR GRAPE ASS OUT OF HERE🤬🍇

Enemy- Look man, I dont know what I did to you but you cool😢

Ex lover- Dude your dead of course you're my ex lover😭

One night stand- Youll put me under the jail HE IS A BOY

Lover- Burn me alive I'd RATHER BE DEAD☠☠☠

Your #1 fan- THIS IS SWEET AND YOU CAN NOT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME💘💘

Betrayed by- Shinso why what did I DO?!?!??!😱😱

Saved by- I dont know your name but thank you🤔😖

First Kiss- Compress can compress me SWEET JESUS!!!!!🥵

Best friend- You already know we are doing stupid shit🤣🤣

Enemy- I dont know what I did but it must have been something really bad if YOU consider ME an enemy🥶🥶

Ex lover- YOU.ARE.A.CHILD🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔

One night stand- can we make it more than a one night stand😣👉👈

Lover- Bitch I have hydrophobia this aint gonna WORK😤

Your #1 fan- Boy, if you dont get your old ass away from me I will DISINTEGRATE YOU😡😡🤬

Betrayed by- MY SWEET BOY WHAT DID I DO?!?!

Saved by- Yes baby come save me please😇😇😇🥰🥰

First kiss- I still don't know your fucking name😕

Best friend- Fuck yeah we doing stupid shit together😜🤪

Enemy- Boy, I have no PROBLEM beating your ass🤬🖕

Ex lover- I blame it on alchohol because there is no way in 9 circles of hell i would even be CLOSE to this motherfucker🤮🤢

One night stand- Hell yeah, let's get it on!!! 🥵🥳🦽

Lover- OH SHIT I'm going to jail you are a CHILD🚔🚔

Your #1 fan- I dont even know who you are🤔

Betrayed by- NO WHY?!?!?!??!😱😱😭😭

Saved by- Boy, my lady senses is tingling! Thick thighs DO save lives😏🥵

First Kiss- First of all bitch, blood is a no go for me🤢🤮

Best Friend- You are precious and I love you🥰😍

Enemy- Bitch, I dont even remember you're fucking name😡😤

Ex-Lover- You know what, I ain't even mad. Probably had some great damn sex though🥵🥴

One night stand- I would be both terrified and turned on from his intimidation😰🥵

Lover- Boy, I got about 13 cook books I got you baby🍽🍻🥢

Your #1 fan- Bitch if you don't get your dusty crusty musty ass out of here🤬🤬🤬

Betrayed by- Dude, I forgot your name too. At least I won't feel bad for beating two bitches up😏🖕

Saved By- Yes Kirby Jr. can save me any day, any time🥰🥰

Why does team skull remind me of my friends in high-school

Word.

OMG Theyre so cute!!!

I don’t even know what to do. 

via: _emilyoram credit: @bertiebertthepom

You're mother is fucking amazing JESUS CHRIST

quotes from my mom on her first watch of hamilton

“well damn, they just told the whole story.”

“wait, do they sing the WHOLE TIME?”

“did they cast like this on purpose?” “like what?” “with all these poc playing racist white men?” “yeah mom, it’s ironic”

“who is that again? i can’t remember who is who”

“THAT’S MARS FROM SHES GOTTA HAVE IT!”

“wait, they’re sisters?”

“why is he so spitty?”

*during satisfied* “well that’s kinda shitty of her to make a move on her sister’s husband” “no, we just rewinded”

*still during satisfied* “didn’t we just watch this?” “MOM, WE WENT BACK IN TIME”

“i love that frenchman”

“some of the actors are playing new characters now” “why the hell would they do that?”

“SALLY HEMMINGS?”

“why she so pressed about the comma?”

*at the end of say no to this* “this is a SCANDAL.”

“he didn’t spit as much this time”

“this man really snitched on himself?”

“no way he would’ve cheated on angelica if they got married. she would’ve beat his ass.”

“he’s really asking him to duel because he didn’t endorse him for president? grow up.”

“eliza wins the musical”

Tenya would be a cool dad though......i mean shit I wish my dad could be sonic reincarnate

WHO’S DAD IS THIS 😂😂😂

Someone come collect ur father. LOL Class rep? More like class dad ❤

The animations back then were so under appreciated

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)

Holy shit, I never thought of it like that

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

He straight up said fuck this shit I'm out

Ya don't like it? Then get out

THIS WOULD HAPPEN

mc and julian hunt for lucio

original audio by Roxanne in youtube

And this is when Cassie knew, she fucked up

Shao Kahn: So the actor had a daughter

Cassie: Unlike you the old fashioned way

Me:

The fact that Shao Khan respects and holds her in any way says that he might have a tiny sliver of a heart left

Sindel x Shao Khan is confirmed in MK Aftermath story! 😱