Ya Don't Like It? Then Get Out

I would feel like a murderer

where can I buy this kind of gummy

Tenya would be a cool dad though......i mean shit I wish my dad could be sonic reincarnate

WHO’S DAD IS THIS 😂😂😂

Someone come collect ur father. LOL Class rep? More like class dad ❤

I'm sorry, but if he can punch into a wall like that, imagine what he can do in bed

I'm sorry, but what genius made this masterpiece

Lore Olympus as Vines Part 2

Scorpion is the luckiest person we have ever met! He rode in the FUCKING BAT MOBILE!!!

remember this: scorpion was in the batmobile

scorpion, wraith from the netherrealm, got a ride on the batmobile

First Kiss- First of all bitch, blood is a no go for me🤢🤮

Best Friend- You are precious and I love you🥰😍

Enemy- Bitch, I dont even remember you're fucking name😡😤

Ex-Lover- You know what, I ain't even mad. Probably had some great damn sex though🥵🥴

One night stand- I would be both terrified and turned on from his intimidation😰🥵

Lover- Boy, I got about 13 cook books I got you baby🍽🍻🥢

Your #1 fan- Bitch if you don't get your dusty crusty musty ass out of here🤬🤬🤬

Betrayed by- Dude, I forgot your name too. At least I won't feel bad for beating two bitches up😏🖕

Saved By- Yes Kirby Jr. can save me any day, any time🥰🥰

You're mother is fucking amazing JESUS CHRIST

quotes from my mom on her first watch of hamilton

“well damn, they just told the whole story.”

“wait, do they sing the WHOLE TIME?”

“did they cast like this on purpose?” “like what?” “with all these poc playing racist white men?” “yeah mom, it’s ironic”

“who is that again? i can’t remember who is who”

“THAT’S MARS FROM SHES GOTTA HAVE IT!”

“wait, they’re sisters?”

“why is he so spitty?”

*during satisfied* “well that’s kinda shitty of her to make a move on her sister’s husband” “no, we just rewinded”

*still during satisfied* “didn’t we just watch this?” “MOM, WE WENT BACK IN TIME”

“i love that frenchman”

“some of the actors are playing new characters now” “why the hell would they do that?”

“SALLY HEMMINGS?”

“why she so pressed about the comma?”

*at the end of say no to this* “this is a SCANDAL.”

“he didn’t spit as much this time”

“this man really snitched on himself?”

“no way he would’ve cheated on angelica if they got married. she would’ve beat his ass.”

“he’s really asking him to duel because he didn’t endorse him for president? grow up.”

“eliza wins the musical”

Well he is a cutie pie

I love how they predicted the future with Jacqui........Takeda put a ring on it, and now she a badass ninja bitch!!!!

I'm just going to be reading these from now on

Hi Shana! I'm a big fan of your work, especially your Gods and Monsters series! Speaking of, can you do a bit on Nike please? Only if you want to of course! Keep doing what you're doing and have an awesome day!

Styx knows Ares needs help.

Hades knows this. Charon knows this. Persephone knows this.Icarus knows this. Athena, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Hera, Artemis and Apollo knowthis. Possibly everyone who’s not Zeus knows this.

But there’s only so much any of them can do.

Hades and the underworld is always a place that he can cometo, a place for him to rest. Ares will go to his brother’s volcanoes and soakhis aching muscles in the magma, Artemis finds him on the battlefield, Apolloplays him to sleep, Hera turns the tide of wars by whispering in the ears ofmothers and wives, but it’s not enough.

There’s so much war in the lives of mortal men, and Aresstruggles to shoulder it all, to endure it all.

Athena had helped the most. Having another war god to sharethe load helped, and it’s not like Athena is displeased with her increase infollowers. But the wars didn’t stop, or even end more quickly, and if theyweren’t all praying to Ares they were still praying for aid in war.

Styx wants to do something to help. But she’s tied to thisriver, to this place, and she doesn’t mind, exactly, except of course for whenshe does.

That’s okay. The underworld is where everyone ends up oneday, and there’s someone right here who can help her.

She’s not afraid to go into Tartarus. Her river flows even there,and unlike those who are imprisoned there, she can leave whenever she likes.But just because she’s not afraid doesn’t mean she likes it, doesn’t mean it’sa place she goes often.

The edges are lined with active volcanoes, and the light oftheir magma is all there is to see by.

Those titans who retain their sanity, their personhood, arein the center of Tartarus. Those on the edge are more monster than god. Theytend to eat every soul that they find that’s less powerful than they are, andStyx wouldn’t say she’s less powerful, but she is differently powerful, and shedoesn’t want to have to call out for Hades to save her.

She can’t die. She is the space between life and death, but beingconsumed by a titan isn’t something she wants to experience regardless.

Unfortunately for her, the titan she needs isn’t the type tohang around the center of Tartarus, not causing trouble. He’s right on theedge. He’s always looking to cause trouble.

Pallas is large even for a titan, standing at the sameheight as a giant, so big that Styx could stand in the palm of his hand. Hisskin is mostly intact, but it’s stretched taught over his bones, and his mouthlooks like it’s filled with jagged glass rather than teeth. “What does thegoddess of the river of the dead want with me?”

His breath comes out putrid and rotten, like something diedin it. Probably several somethings did. She wrinkles her nose. “I need tocreate a person, and I want your help to do it.”

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