Latest Posts by insanebotv21 - Page 3

Is there like a cure for constantly being horny?

It's been -78 days since the last day i didn't randomly think about gay sex and that's only if you count the day i realized i didn't think about gay sex which is still technically thinking about gay sex. If you don't I have no clue what it's like to not have your thoughts filled with AGGRESSIVE GAYNESS.

Allow me to ruin this by telling you hawk tua is a girl from a 10 year old vine who got famous by making a joke about how to properly give head hence the name "hawk tua". I'm returning the dissatisfaction i got from being told i live under a rock then memesplained to only to find out that that the meme is in fact almost a decade old and completely unfunny, you're welcome.

the joy I get by not understanding new popular stuff is one of my favorite feelings. I'm so happy I will never understand who hawk tua is, and I'm really happy with that outcome.

isopods are fucking beautiful creatures i love them they're SO GREAT PLEASE KILL ME

Transopoid!!!! !

I mean by the time they were done with him he was planted in the ground like a tuber, and he was braindead, so the entire thing is technically a vegetable

A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)

The Salt lake temple isn't even the best temple in Utah. If you're going to visit Utah, go to the national parks like Bryce Canyon or Arches National Park. There is nothing else worthwhile in this godforsaken state. (I would know. I currently live in Utah.) If you're going to visit Nebraska, maybe take a trip to Joslin Art Museum or Lincoln, and ask a local where good food is. Nebraska is better to live in than to visit(there is basically nothing to do if you don't live there). Iowa has some nice hiking trails such as the Lewis and Clark trail which I used to enjoy. The land itself isn't too bad especially near the river but as far as tourism goes there really isn't much to do even if it can be relaxing in the right time of year. No idea why you'd visit a baseball field in the literal most boring part of Iowa or why it's popular enough to make this list? It's not even in a good part of Iowa lmao. The best part of Iowa is on the border with Nebraska. Corn palace was at least basically the only fucking worthwhile thing to do in....wait what the fuck seriously? South Dakota has beautiful lakes and amazing trails and you visit a fucking random building with corn taped to its sides in the middle of god damn nowhere. Its proximity to a highway is not an excuse. I've been there. It's a literal waste of time. Perfect definition of tourist trap. The only redeeming attribute of Wyoming is the Yellowstone area and maybe the mountains. At least the bean is in Chicago. If you're in Chicago you're already in one of the most interesting parts of Illinois and have access to much better attractions. But the Mall of America? The Mall of America is way too far out there to even consider visiting even if you lived in Iowa lmao. Enjoy your 5 hour car ride to the middle of a state there is literally nothing to do or see in. If it were in literally any other state no one would fault it. It's basically just not worth the drive. Worth noting the only two ones in states i mentioned i have not been to are Carhenge and Field of dreams, because having lived in both of those states i know enough to say they're both not worth the effort.

why the fuck does my mother move so much of my stuff it's always "I WOULD MOVE THAT SO YOU DONT LOSE IT" and then she moves it and i can't fucking FIND IT where the FUCK is my PEN FOR My TABLET

It only took me 4 months to do step 1.

Candy cigarettes that actually taste like cigarettes

MAN IM SO ANGRY WE WONT GET ANOTHER DAFT PUNK SONG.

I wonder if there's someone out there whose thing is that literally all they want out of life is to be sucked into a jet engine and no one knows.

No one knows he's sitting in a padded cell waiting for his moment in life. Biding his time until the day he can walk out of that room, hop the fence of an airport then immediately get sucked into a GE90 turbo fan. T-posing in an inward draft before he's ground into dust, vaporized and shot out the back at as a molten human jet stream, shining brighter than any man ever could in that brief moment where man and machine intersect. No one will know who he is. No one will know why he did it. They will blame his captors for failing to prevent him from attaining his lifelong dream. No one understood him. No one ever will. They won't even know that his valiant sacrifice will save three-hundred sixty passengers and the Boeing 777's entire crew from a grisly demise by preventing a plane with an undiscovered engine malfunction from taking off. All for the low low price of spraying the runway with a fine red mist and permanently traumatizing the child sitting in seat number 16A.

Absolutely ethereal

"This is nature- not AI. Lightning sprites in Oklahoma. Lightning sprites are large, colorful electrical discharges that occur high above thunderstorm clouds. Extremely difficult to see and photograph because of their short duration and faintness, only about a millisecond to capture."

paulmsmithphotography

Time machine built into tumblr?

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

I have no idea what this lettuce is doing here but the rest is cute.

https://www.instagram.com/sotce?igsh=MThjMTAwOGFrZnU1Mg==

Conlang whose pronouns are made by shooting guns

Direct/Indirect reference is controlled by shooting at a target either directly or indirectly Direct Reference: I : Pistol You: Rifle We: Landmine Royal we: Claymore Ya'll/They: Shotgun. For larger groups, grapeshot cannons or howitzers are acceptable alternatives Indirect Reference: I: Though it makes no sense to refer to yourself indirectly, you may do so by firing into the air and running to the location the round will land. You: Rifle/Bow aimed to arc onto the target. (Bows are typically used in more formal settings) We: Grenade(thrown directly up; a held grenade is still direct reference) Royal We: Grenade(Thrown away from yourself) All of You/They: Artillery The degree of politeness is determined by hitting different locations. Highest/Formal: Head. General/Acquaintances: Torso Casual/Familial or Close Friends: Limbs. Missing is considered derogatory.

Though there is more to the language, the sentence structure is SOV, with the addressee spoken first. No one has actually gotten more than 2 words into the language until the advent of Kevlar.

Please god help me I've had spazzmatica polka stuck in my head for almost 48 hours and the only thing that keeps it out is more polka

I reblog ONE transformers thing as a joke and suddenly half my feed is shipping Transformers characters together WHY IS TUMBLR LIKE THIS

Why do all but 1 have bedroom eyes?

More characters for our photocard and love letter seriessss

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

You know that state of mind where you can't sit still, nothing is at ease, and you feel like you need to your skin off? I recently gained the ability to enter that state at will.

HOW DO UNDO?

Flirting with an aromantic is such a uniquely one-sided experience. It's like trying to use sign language to communicate with a blind person but in my case it's somehow worse because I don't actually know sign language so anyone who looked just saw me pantomiming to some blind dude. And the blind dude can't just tell you he doesn't understand because he CAN'T EVEN SEE how bad your communication is. Like.... at least with an ace they can tell you you're making a fool out of yourself before you're a week deep into their dms trying to recommend Izumi Sena Love Stage to someone who DOESNT EVEN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF ROMANTIC ATTRACTION and it's just UAFaeilALVEA. I can't even comprehend not internally fangirling whenever someone you're dating calls you cute. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW they only view being called cute the same way you do when a friend says you look nice. I.... just.... Logically, I understand. Emotionally, i feel betrayed by the very concept. Socially? I'm inept.

It's not like I'm not fine with aromantics. Friendship is the important part anyways. The logical part of my brain is just sitting there going "This is fine. That makes sense. They just want friendship and maybe sex. That's a perfectly valid way to live life". Meanwhile the emotional half is just sitting there screaming and crying incoherently, and i can't really do anything about that.

The best part about cleaning out your office is finding all the random post its and not remembering a single thing about why any of it was ever written down. My head is pounding, I'm dizzy, and I'm sitting here staring at a barely legible post it wondering what the fuck does Center of my soul have to do with Schelling's Theory of Rational Deterrence and why they're on the same post it as a grocery list containing the single item of ramen noodles.

futilitarian

Something that is utilitarian in its futility.

Since somehow this website is less of a cesspool than twitter even with 90% of its userbase gone and there is literally no other social media platform actually suited to posting completely random thoughts with zero refrain I dug out this 10 year old account to do exactly that.