So I Just Had A Thought

Peter, to a random spider: Dude, pay the rent or leave, because, you’re not even washing the dishes anymore, and I just think that’s such a dick move.

May:

Tony:

Happy:

Pepper:

Natasha: Yeah, dude. Pay up or move out.

Irredeemable my foot

Hi everyone, I decided to write a fic centered on Chloe; is a sugar fic. I always liked her character. And I would like to dedicate this fic to Sienna, aka @catsandfanfic. Happy 14th birthday. Her birthday is March 6th. In my time zone it’s March 6 so hopefully you’re not getting this too early. I hope your birthday is amazing, and I really hope you enjoy this fic; i heard you like Maribat. And @justdyingontheinside gives you a shout out on your special day.

Chloe knew how everyone expected it to go. The blond could admit… She was spoiled, selfish, petty, and insecure, with mommy issues galore.

           But she wasn’t a villain. Yet she could understand why people thought she’d go down like one.

           Nevertheless, for people to think she’d ever willingly work for Hawkmoth; a man who ruthlessly used his power to corrupt the hearts and minds of innocents (like her father, mother, Adrien, Sabrina, and everyone else in Paris) and use them to further his own agenda… was too much.

           The people who believed that was basically saying Chloe was irredeemable; that there was no way she could ever be anything more than what she was. Like she couldn’t grow. Like she couldn’t better herself; like everyone in the world had that ability except for her. She was fourteen-years-old.

           Only fifteen!

           Why was it so easy to write her off?

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number five meets nico di angelo???

this is sOoo random but i wanna know what would happen if number five meets nico di angelo since they have plenty of things in common

they’d be like “so HOW OLD are you???”

nico: “what, you’re like, 13,”

five: “boy, i’m 58 years old. besides, you’re like 14, so shut the fuck up.”

nico: “??? i’m fucking 84 years old please DO NOT talk to your elder like that.”

then they discover that they have a thing in common: both can travel to anywhere they like in a blink of an eye

five: “shadow travel?? i have no idea how does that work but the shit looks dope.”

nico: “dope?? DOPE?? my ass. it’s SO tiring and not as cool as you, though. you can time travel to the future.”

five: “yeah, but foreseen the future is shit.”

father issues

five: “i went missing for 17 years and my father hung a picture of me. i think that’s cute but however, he’s still a jerk.”

nico: “my father… oh. he prepared a place for me in his palace in underworld in case i didn’t make it out alive in the war. that’s sweet, but did he just expect me to die??”

another thing that they have in common: they worked for the wrong people?? idk, kind of

five: “so i worked for this lady named the handler. she sucks.”

nico: “oh worm?? i worked for king minos. he’s an ass, by the way.”

and talking some random things

five: “i was all alone in the future. i have no one. luckily dolores was there. well- she’s a mannequin, and i love her.”

nico:

nico: “im gay.”

additional:

klaus: “OH LOOK!! our little munchkin pumpkin gremlin number five is making friends!!!”

I would like you to consider a reveal scenario in which Adrien learns that Ladybug is Marinette,

and PANICS.

Because Ladybug? On a good day, he can almost believe that Chat Noir has a shot with Ladybug. She’s dazzling and incredible, sure, but she’s stubborn and she laughs at his dumb jokes and he’s seen her faceplant into the Seine. She’s a superhero, okay, but he’s ALSO a superhero, they can balance that? Maybe???

But Marinette Dupain-Cheng?! THERE IS NO WAY THAT ADRIEN IS COOL ENOUGH FOR MARINETTE DUPAIN-CHENG.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng is objectively the most popular girl in his grade. Everyone has had a crush on her at least once. Adrien breaks out into a cold sweat.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng is also tough as nails??? She stands up for what’s right in every situation, she’s faced down akumas without the suit, she even confronts CHLOE. Oh god.

Without a doubt, Marinette Dupain-Cheng is definitely the most talented person in the school. She has a million passions and wins every contest she enters, whether it’s for fashion design or video games or student council. OH GOD.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng designed an album cover for JAGGED STONE when she was THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. Adrien asked for her AUTOGRAPH. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

“Plagg. Plagg, she’s even more incredible without the suit, what do I do, I don’t stand a chance – Plagg! Plagg why are you laughing!!!! THIS IS A CRISIS PLAGG HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT THIS IS A CRISIS, I’M”

Damian, the baby assassin, Dupain-Cheng (Part 1)

Summary: Marinette adopts Damian, The only problem is that Damian does not want to be adopted. Can Marinette give Damian the childhood he would have never gotten if he´d stayed in the league?

A/N: So this was supposed to be a onshot for “It´s called rescuing not kidnapping” but I have no self control so this will have several parts.

Ao3

If there was one thing Marinette learned from hawkmoth’s rule all those years ago is to expect the unexpected.

Unexpected things happen at the most unexpected times 

Like becoming a superheroine after helping an old man cross the street…

… or kidnapping the heir of the league of assassins during her morning shift.

Though in Marinette’s defense it was more rescuing than kidnapping. Since it was The League of Assassins 

 So yeah, rescuing…. Not kidnapping 

Marinette’s closest friends liked to joke that the Dupain-Cheng family had a habit of adopting people to the point that would make Bruce, the serial adopter, Wayne shudder. 

And well Marinette couldn’t exactly say they were wrong. 

After all, most of them had been adopted at some point into the family.

And also there was a child sleeping in her living room.

~♡~♡~♡~

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FAMILY

How about some good news?

-China has closed down its last coronavirus hospital. Not enough new cases to support them.

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- Researchers of the Erasmus Medical Center claim to have found an antibody against coronavirus.

- A 103-year-old Chinese grandmother has made a full recovery from COVID-19 after being treated for 6 days in Wuhan, China.

- Apple reopens all 42 china stores,

- Cleveland Clinic developed a COVID-19 test that gives results in hours, not days.

- Good news from South Korea, where the number of new cases is declining.

- Italy is hit hard, experts say, only because they have the oldest population in Europe.

- Scientists in Israel likely to announce the development of a coronavirus vaccine.

- 3 Maryland coronavirus patients fully recovered; able to return to everyday life.

- A network of Canadian scientists are making excellent progress in Covid-19 research.

- A San Diego biotech company is developing a Covid-19 vaccine in collaboration with Duke University and National University of Singapore.

- Tulsa County's first positive COVID-19 case has recovered. This individual has had two negative tests, which is the indicator of recovery.

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- Plasma from newly recovered patients from Covid -19 can treat others infected by Covid-19.

So it's not ALL bad news. Let's care for each other and stay focused on safety of those most vunerable.

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror