Peter, To A Random Spider: Dude, Pay The Rent Or Leave, Because, You’re Not Even Washing The Dishes

Paris meet Selina Kyle

<Prevoius Masterpost  Next>

Happy Holidays! Here’s a little present for you guys!

Selina

• Selina heard about a purrfect opportunity

• The  Louvre has a new ancient Egypt exhibit focused on cats

• Supposedly one of the pieces was worth 5 million alone!

• She got in without a problem only to discover another cat was already there

• oh my god he was so freaking adorable with his little cat ears and tail!

• Was he a meta? Maybe, but he definitely had powers

• But the poor thing is just there

• Sleeping

• he should be with his family!

• So forget the loot she's stealing something way more valuable

• A son!

• And she did she stole him

• She did of digging and apparently her little kitten is a hero

• A hero who uses cat puns!!! Just like her!

• And he is skilled

• but he can be better!

Adrien

•When Adrien wakes up he's confused

• He fell asleep at the museum where is he?

• did he get arrested? Or should he say Agrested

• Then Selina comes in and introduces herself and he starts fangirling

• After all where do you think he got the idea of cat puns from?

• Cue Ladybug bursting in

• She's screaming about who dares to kidnap her sunshine kitty

• And then she sees Selina and just stares at her before fangirling about her fashion sense

• Apparently Selina's like the only villain, vigilante, or rouge in Gotham with any fashion sense

• And then LB ask Cat freaking Woman if she would like to adopt them

• Adrien is done

• Selina would make a good miraculous holder maybe the tiger?

Part 2

As always feel free to use all ideas just make sure to give me the link if you write something based on this! I take request!

I just. I don’t like this view of “millennials vs Gen Z”. This is NOT supposed to be a competition of who got fucked over the most and who’s “actually fighting back”.

Millennials are fighting back just by surviving in a job market where the minimum wage doesn’t cover the living cost. Millennials are awesome at “killing” the diamond, golfing and napkins industries. Millennials are using the internet to make sure things that corporations want to keep in the dark are exposed. They’re open LGBTQIA-friendly business, they’re supporting each other with online donations so everyone can survive this shitty economy.

And the Gen Z kids? The Gen Z kids are rad. I remember a post about something like the millennials making a collective promise to never become a disenchanted generation that only criticizes the next one and I want to point out that this “millennials vs gen z” trend is trying to do exactly that: split us apart. Prevent millennials from being the older siblings that teach the younger siblings to throw a good punch and turn them into the annoyed adult complaining about “those kids” on their lawn. We are the two groups that grew in a connected world of information. We are two very unique generations.

I think that it’s our duty for us millennials, as a disrespected, underpaid, very angry generation to stand up by our younger siblings, and fight together the oppressive systems that brought us all to this point.

You what I want out of a Miracuclasse goes to Gotham fic? It to be centred on the class in Gotham. I’m a far more serious DC fan then I am a miraculous one and let me tell you, trying to piece together a chronological timeline for the episodes and akuma attacks, insane. If Ladybug coming before Befana is to be believed all three seasons take place in the same few months. Aging up the characters only ups the stakes.

Half the class are superheroes... Everyone there lives their daily lives suppressing their emotions just enough to survive. Being very good at martial arts and parkour. Having spent such a long time in a city where you can die and be brought back that your thoughts on death has been permanently changed. The class going through drill after drill afterwards because all of a sudden the video game they’ve been living in with unlimited lives? Once you’re done you’re done.

I want everyone in the class, including Lila recognising this. No mentioning that Chloé’s dad’s the mayor. No mentioning Rose knows Prince Ali. No pretending you’re engaged to Damian Wayne. If Marinette planned this trip you can bet that they each had gas masks and practiced putting them on. You can bet they learned how to recognise what guns have how many bullets and even how to fire some of them.

Everyone carries a weapon they know how to use.

Everyone is updated on hostage negotiation protocol and how to be safe if kidnapped.

It’s go hard or don’t go at all.

And you can bet your ass there’s more then one chaperone. Gorilla’s probably even one of them.

I want a fic where the primary focus is on the class being bad asses. Maybe even taking down a villain or two and ordering pizza delivery all before GCPD or local vigilantes get there.

There can be other focuses, like how Gabriel was found out to be the original Hawkmoth and everyone still treats Adrien with respect. Or how Ladybug and Chat Noir did ask the JLA for help but Green Lantern Guy Gardner wrote it off as a prank call so everyone’s obligated to hate the Justice League on principle. Maybe Ladybug once commented to the newsmedia that she’d use her space power up to go to the JLA’s Watchtower and punch him if she knew there wouldn’t be a terrorist attack at the time. Maybe Lila gets outed for being the master manipulator the show makes her out to be when she gets kidnapped but convinces her kidnappers to let her go or do something for her or turn themselves in.

Go for Maribat romance to your heart’s content, Damian would probably hate having to babysit tourists at first but then they’re competent?? Except then he hates it because he’s paranoid that they’re all assassins what the fuck why are they all highly trained?

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

#SPNFamily Fundraisers

Since the Supernatural finale aired, fans have been creating campaigns to raise money in honor of their favorite characters. So far, so much good has come out of it! We have raised over $60K for multiple organizations. I thought I would share all of the current ones I know of.

The Castiel Project, created by prfoundbond, supports The Trevor Project. They focus in suicide prevention among LGBTQ+ youth. The original goal was $1500. So far, it has raised over $47,700.

Dean Winchester Is Love, created by wearedeancas, supports NAMI. They focus on building better lives for those who are affected by mental illness. The original goal was $1500. So far, it has raised over $10,700!

The Sam Winchester Project, my fundraiser (witchchester), supports Together We Rise. They assist foster youth. This campaign helps displaced college students w/grocery, utility, & housing resources. The original goal was $250. So far, it has raised over $2200!

The Jack Kline Project, created by dearkmnj + CROWLEYBEANS, supports Random Acts. They focus on making the world a better place with one random act of kindness at a time. The current goal is $1500. So far, it has raised over $1000!

The Miracle Project, created by adoreyouackles, supports ASPCA. They focus on preventing animal cruelty throughout the United States. The current goal is $1000. So far, it has raised over $90!

Gabriel’s Gift, created by zepptapes, supports Action Against Hunger. They focus on giving everyone access to clean water, food, training, and healthcare. The current goal is $2000. So far, it has raised over $50!

The Charlie Bradbury Project, created by ClearlyNoLabel, supports Girls Who Code. They focus on supporting + increasing the number of women in computer science. The current goal is $1500. It just opened a few hours ago!

In honor of Eileen, many are also donating to the National Association of the Deaf. They focus on promoting the rights of deaf people in the United States.

This really is so amazing! I’m so happy that our family took a not-so-great finale and turned it into something positive. Cheers!

I made this a long time ago and was very nervous about posting it to Tumblr. I can’t really think of a good caption~ everything I wanted to say is in the little blurb at the beginning. 

‘God of Arepo’ Fan-made graphic novel 

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Read the Original Story Here

Just Another Class Trip :) Part 8

News gets out and everyone handles it calmly and respectfully.

First< Previous >Next

————————–

“Hi Tom, Sabine, how are you,” Selina gives a fake smile, not waiting for them to answer, “So Marinette’s in town,”

“Yes is something wrong?” Tom asks worriedly.

“No nothing is wrong,” If you didn’t count the villain attacking the pool yesterday as wrong, “It’s just um, you know how I never told you who her father was?”

“Yes,”

“Well, apparently Gotham didn’t need the help and figured it out pretty much immediately,”

“So does that mean we finally get to be in the loop?” Tom’s eyes sparkle, he had always bothered her for the identity of his adopted daughter’s father.

“Oh no one special, you probably haven’t heard of him,” They most certainly have, “Bruce Wayne?”

“… You dated Bruce Wayne?” The man who had become like a brother to her asks.

“I’m actually engaged to him now,” that already sounded so complicated and it wasn’t even the tip of the iceberg. How did her life become so complicated? Well, at least she had managed to keep Marinette from it, well at least for a while.

“Congratulations!” He booms, “Oh what’s the theme? We’ll make you a cake! Wait no we cant send it by plane… what am I talking about! We’ll come to Gotham to make it! Unless it’s a destination wedding? A beach might be hard but I’m always up for a challenge,”

“Tom, Tom, it’s exciting I know,” Where did Marinette fall on the nature vs nurture scale? Because these two reacted exactly the same way, “But we have bigger problems right now!”

“What’s the matter, Selina?” Sabine asks with motherly concern, much better than Selina could ever hope to manage.

“People figured it out… pretty much the second she stepped into Gotham at that,” Selina sighs, “The press is going crazy with theories, paparazzi basically stalking Marinette, Bruce is trying to talk to her about it … and he saw me with her, he knows somethings up,”

“Do you think it’s time we spilled the beans?” Tom asks, calming down from his wedding excitement, “Marinette’s always known she was adopted but…”

“Not that I’m her mother? Yeah,” Silence hangs in the air for a while, the screen being the only source of light in her dark safe house, “You know I can try and work through this, no one has to know,”

“Hm…. if you think it’s best,” Sabine nods, before looking to her husband, “But if you want or need to tell people this would be the time,”

“Is… is that alright with you?”

“We love Marinette, and we know she’ll still love us no matter what, if our little family wants to grow then we should let it!” Tom exclaims, she should have known they would be fine with it, always so accepting that’s one of the reasons she chose them to take care of her daughter.

“I’ll think about it,” She promises, cutting off the call to be alone with her thoughts.

Apparently her biggest hurdle was actually plucking up the courage to tell everyone. She thought she should at least tell Marinette, but lo and behold here they were in the Wayne manor waiting to hold a meeting about how to handle the rumor and Marinette is still in the dark. Well, she has no other choice but to commit now, try and get Marinette through her trip and out of the city without anyone being the wiser. Hell, she had kept the world’s greatest detective from knowing for all these years surely this would be no more trouble.

Despite that, she ran into a little bitty problem while Bruce was explaining to Marinette how to handle the press; her conscience. It had been this annoying thing that started growing more and more as she spent time around Bruce. And now that they were engaged it decided to be a royal pain in her neck trying to convince her to be honest and tell the truth, how was that going to help with their marriage!

Surely this would be the worst possible place to admit it. Not only was Marinette and Bruce here, but the entire damn Batfamily to boot, sans Jason. If she were to tell now there would no doubt be bloodshed. No, the best way, if she was going to tell them, would be later in private, she could get Bruce to drive them back to the hotel and take a detour along the way, then she could tell them and bam! They would both know and her conscience would leave her alone, that was certainly the best plan of action-

And then Marinette smiled at him and Bruce smiled back, she didn’t even know what was said but goddammit-

“Marinette’s our daughter!”

Everything in the room stops. Even those happy to mill about their conversation on the other size pause, a glass drops, she doesn’t even wait for it to shatter before continuing. Floodgates are open now, no going back.

“Seventeen years ago, took her to Paris, pretended to be her Aunt, let Tom and Sabine raise her!” She stood up, bolting from the room, not stopping until she was far from Wayne manor.

Yep, I think I handled that well.

They all stood frozen, staring at the door Aunt, no Selina, her Mother had just run out. Everything was silent, for about two seconds before incomprehensible screeching. Or at least that’s what it sounded like to her as everyone started shouting over each other.

“Did you know!?”

“No! How would I know?!”

“How could you not know! Everyone else did!”

“You didn’t!”

“That’s because he said it wasn’t true!”

“How the fuck-”

“Bruce why ,”

“By god how reckless can you be!?”

“This is… wow,”

Marinette didn’t stick around to hear the rest, slipping out the door Selina had disappeared through, like mother like daughter she guessed. Speaking of, she needed to call her Maman and Papa first, had the known all along? She was meant to just be an average girl… who’s a superhero… and vigilante…. And famous fashion designer…. And guardian- ok maybe she hadn’t done a great job at the whole ‘ordinary girl’ thing, be she had liked to think she was normal at least once in her life… apparently not.

“Marinette sweetie!” Her Papa’s voice boomed over the call, “How are you?”

“Aunt Selina- not- how- I-”

“Oh, she told you?” Her Maman spoke more quietly than her Papa, calm voice calming her down.

“Me, and everyone else,” Marinette sat down at the steps to Wayne Manor, looking out at the front gardens without really seeing anything.

“Yes we thought she might, are you ok sweetie?”

“I’m shocked,”

“Yes well knowing her she didn’t handle it too well,” Papa spoke knowingly.

“She bolted now I’m stuck at Wayne Manor,” Marinette supplies, not that she really had a better place to be.

“Yes, that’s like her,” She can hear her Maman laugh a little, “How are you feeling?”

“A little confused,” A lot confused.

“When she was pregnant with you she came to us, she and Bruce apparently didn’t have a very stable relationship back then and didn’t think either of them could take care of you,” Maman explains, “So she came to us, asking for just to raise you, she wasn’t going to be a part of your life but I think she loved you more than expected because she kept coming back and eventually became your Auntie Selina,”

“Thats… wow,”

“Need some time?”

“Yeah,”

“Take all the time you need,” Papa encouraged, “We’re always here for you, and we love you,”

“I love you too,” Marinette smiles, letting the call drop staring off into nothingness.

The Kwamis came out of hiding to cuddle close but left her to her thoughts which Marinette appreciated. They sat in silence for a long time, Marinette worked out that she didn’t mind so much. Sure it was a shock, but it didn’t change how much she loved her parents, and it meant her family had just gotten a little bigger, or a lot bigger as Bruce had introduced her to a lot of people. The only thing left to worry about was the others, they didn’t seem very happy at the news.

Before Marinette can let the dread of that fester too long the front door opens, catching her attention as Bruce steps through. He seemed tired, and was that bruise a punch mark!?- no nevermind she wasn’t going to ask. He comes to sit down next to her, neither talking for a while as they both stare out at the garden.

“… So Selina left?” He asks eventually.

“Yep, and I don’t think she’s coming back any time soon,”

“Of course not,” She shakes his head, a little amused, “Did she tell you?”

“No, but my parents knew- wait I didn’t mean!-”

“It’s fine,” He assures, settling her panic, “I just found out, I can hardly be considered a parent,”

“Guess not… What about the others?”

“Oh they’re a little shocked,” Bruce puts it lightly, his bruise being a dead give away, “I think they expected me to adopt you long before suspecting we were already related,”

“Just how many siblings do I have,” Marinette half mutters to herself, “wait- are they my siblings?”

“Depends who you ask, Dick? Yes, I think he already left to find decorations for your room,”

“I have a room?”

“If Dick has anything to say about it, also I suspect Alfred already set you up one, although I couldn’t tell you when,”

“Of course he did,” That man seemed to know more than all of them combined, “So does that mean I can stay over some time?”

“Certainly, although I might suggest waiting a day or two,” He looks back at the mansion, light-catching his bruise.

“I might give it three, just to be sure,” She smiles, still wondering what happened there.

They start talking, catching up on each other’s lives. Marinette skirts around anything that doesn’t pertain to her identity as Marinette, Ladybug, MDC, Starling the whole gang. They are only interrupted by Marinette’s phone buzzing, she picks it up, Adrien was the one to call but both Chloe and Kagami are there with him.

“Marinette,” Adrien says urgently, “Remember Cuppy?”

————

Taglist (sorry put the taglist for another fic before fixed it now)

@smolplantmum @flufflepuffle296 @dawnwave16  @caffeinetheory   @g-arya   @Maribat-2k20   @ladybug-182    @Actual-disaster-human    @fusser90   @messrs-weasley   @soap-lady  @paintedhope7   @zeneralla    @mochegato     @random-nerd-3 @clumsy-owl-4178  @throneoffirebreathingbitchqueen   @too0bsessedformyowngood @certifiedbidisaster  @Purplegeekypanda @awkward0ghostfan @theymakeupfairies @tikki-marinette @insane-fangirl-of-everything @elmokingkong @inarachi02 @slytherinhquinn @moongoddesskiana @dast218 @buginetye @redscarlet95 @biodad-bruce-month @hansa-12 @waiting247 @toodaloo-kangaroo @how-to-fuction-properly @trippingovermyfeet @greekmythgal @whatthefox22 @the-alice-of-hearts @bigpicklebananatree @indecisive-mess-named-me @nalu-ismyjam @deepestobservationwombat @salamonka

Part 21! Close but no cigar…

First  Prev  Next

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Tim meets MDC

<Previous Masterpost Next>

Okay let's go! This will feature fanboy Tim so get ready for some really weird ideas!

• Okay Tim is so murdering his siblings. They left him all alone at a Wayne Gala!

• Also Bruce has to leave for a league mission, but guess who's still here?

• He's super mad until he spots FREAKING JAGGED STONE!

• Oh god he's so glad he's here now! Take that siblings! You bail on me and I meet the coolest person ever!

• Then he spots his guest!

• It can't be, but it has to be her!

• MDC!

• She's been Jagged's designer for years! And she looks to only be around Damian's age!

• He goes over to her

• "Hi I'm Tim and you are like the coolest person ever!"

• Marinette is very confused when he turns to her instead of Jagged for an autograph

• They talk for a bit about music until they discover their where's love of riddles, puzzles, and logic games

• They exchange numbers

• A week later he gets a call saying she has a backstage pass to the Gotham city Jagged concert

• He accepts and tells his siblings he doesn't need the ticket they got for him

• They are very confused

• Bruce is like I thought you loved Jagged why aren't you going

• Dick is very concerned, like are you sick Tim?

• Jason suspects that the replacement has been replaced by either a shapeshifter, alien probe, or clone

• Damian's just like mildly freaked even if he doesn't show it

• Alfred suspects it has to do with whoever Master Tim has been texting

• It turns out okay though because Cass comes back for a visit and she's never been to a concert so she gets the extra ticket

• Turns our most of the hero’s are here

• The Titian’s are all throughout the floor and is that Babs and Steph?

• The concert starts and it’s awesome and then Jagged invites the backstage quests to the stage

• It’s his designer MDC and is that TIM!!!

• The Titian’s are just wondering how he snagged that backstage pass

• The Bat fam?

• They’re just flipping out

• they want to know how Tim meet MDC and how he managed to make a good enough impression on her to get a free backstage ticket!

So there will probably be a part 2, but if you want to use this idea for a fic feel free to make your own!

And if you do use this idea please send me the name of the fic I really want to see this idea turned into one!

-Aëlla