Batman Not Being In Birds Of Prey Is So Funny To Me Bc Its Like Once He Hears About Harley’s Situation,

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Damian’s Big Sister

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Marinette friends with Dick instead of Damian? I think it has potential and I love Nightwing so here's some ideas!

• Met when Dick was younger and in the circus

• She fangirled over him

• They kept my in touch

• They decided to meet up again when they're older

• Bat bros crash it

• And oh my god Damian freaking loves her

• She's so clam, gracefully, elegant, and sophisticated

• Okay she's not but he loves his older sister anyway

• Diana revels her by calling her "little sister" when the Bats take her to visit the league

• She is now Damian's favorite person in the world

• "Back off Grayson she's mine now!"

• "Little D give me my bestie back!"

It's not much but feel free to use the idea!

-Aëlla

Living in a city with superheroes

Someday I really want someone to make a series about a team of magical girls, expect they’re all adults now and thought their days of saving the world with the power of friendship and glitter was behind them. But now some new evil has emerged, and they’re all suddenly finding their powers coming back after being dormant for years, and after a couple days of desperately hoping a new team of fifteen year olds would appear to take care of this, they eventually realize that it’s all up to them.

So that means digging through old boxes of keepsakes to figure out where they stuck their Rainbow Twinkle Wand after they finished saving the world the first time around, and hoping the outfit still fits (it’s a magical transformation, so yes, it adapts to their adult bodies and fits perfectly, even though it’s a lot more frills and sparkles than they’ve worn in a very long time.) Also gotta get used to yelling their attack names, because the magic doesn’t work otherwise. One lady shouts ‘Strawberry Lipbalm Ray!’ and blasts a monster into oblivion, and then stares off into the middle distance because she’s 30 years old and has a mortgage.

This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

ok srsly who invented color guard??? like one day “sir you know how me and some guys carry our country’s flag and guard it with rifles?” “yes” “what if we threw that shit in the air” “….fucking BRILLIANT, Jim”

I hereby present you a new headcanon (oh joy)

Carol and Bucky, weird but dynamic duo

Just,, think about it

Captured by the enemy? Check

Brainwashed? Check

Basically made to kill innocents? Check

Done with everything? Check

Gay af? Check

I mean, they’d bond instantly, crack weird jokes and kick ass 24/7

~*~*~*~

[First meeting, Carol offhandedly mentions being a lesbian]

Bucky: oh yeah I love lesbians

Carol: [narrows eyes] what

Bucky: yeah me an’ Stevie used to escort them girls at parties and stuff with the double date excuse so they could go to their actual dates without anyone knowing *launches into ten minutes rant because a good suppressed memory just resurfaced*

Carol:

Carol: [calling Fury] Nick why didn’t you introduce me to this one earlier

~*~*~*~

[June]

Nick: what are you two up to now

Bucky and Carol, wearing rainbow themed shirts with matching pants, stuffing at least four rainbow flags in their backpacks and filling their pockets with glitter boxes: it’s gay time

Happy, then: ugh, kids.

Happy, now: If Anyone Fucking L O O K S At Morgan Stark Or Peter Parker I Will Rip Them To Shreds With My Own Two Hands. I Won't Hesitate. Try It Bitch. I Dare You. If You So Much As B R E A T H In The Direction Of Tony's Kids, I Will Rip Out Your Intestines And Give Them To Morgan To Use As A Jump Rope. You Think I'm Fucking Joking? Test That Theory, See What Fucking Happens, Ass Hat. Fuck You.

Part 21! Close but no cigar…

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