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hi i’ve been watching a LOT of gravity falls lately
All the cyberpunk in one post! I still have quite few more in the works but I wanted to put these ones up for now
Who would win in a fight Overhaul or Donald Duck
Choose wisely
i’m late, but then again it’s never the wrong time to celebrate this boy
[There’s an evil clone of John]
Evil Kryoz: Shoot him, he’s the clone.
SMii7y: [aims at the clone] The real John would never pass up the opportunity to die!
Kill Bill AU! I had this idea at work and I refused to let myself sleep until I drew it out! Bakugou is the bride, Kirishima is Bill.
What I LOVE about these movies is that with each kill, you can see how much Kiddo truly did once love these people. They were her friends and allies, and their betrayal hurts more than anything. Each time she kills one of them you can see the pain it causes her, followed by the relief and bitter sweet sadness. UMA THERMAN IS AN AMAZING ACTRESS OKAY! So obviously Bakusquad are the members of the Deadly Vipersquad, and they all loved each other at one point. The rest of the characters are explained below:
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this is my 20th text post meme. pls join in my celebration (●＾o＾●)
WOOOOO YEAH
a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut
kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes
text your landlord
remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response
briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada
remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states
look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”
remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you
enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday
order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.
exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.
return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open
back up
ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead
release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it
you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways
the door swings open
run up the stairs
open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat
cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home
write tumblr post
I don’t know why people call Luigi the “lesser brother” he is a multimillionaire with multiple homes, who has been on just as many adventures as his “superior” brother Mario, and has on multiple occasions been called in to save, Mario It’s bullshit propaganda and I won’t stand for it anymore.
If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?
Go behind them, but not in front. 👍
Me and guy:*breathe next to each other*
My straight friends:oh my god, you guys would be so cute together!
Me tired of their bullshit 'cause they know I have a girlfriend:
happy birthday to the ONLY character in bnha!!! this season is ur time to shine you rowdy king!!
VANOSS BE LIKE;
WAITING FOR DELIRIOUS TO PLAY WITH HIM.
*always adding more
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A Bunch of Character Questionnaires
Super hero au
(But with villains now because of Panda’s latest Minecraft video title)
Basically imagine the first episode of the flash where a bunch of people just ended up with powers that’s how they got their powers.
Heros
Marcel- can fly and has super strength. The flying is a bit uncontrolled and sometimes he’ll just start floating if his emotions get too extreme (joy, anger, Love etc).
Scotty- telekinesis, enjoys making people think houses are haunted. That’s actually his job is running a year long haunted house. In situations where Marcel is floating without noticing Scotty will use his power to pull him back down. Throws things at Panda for fun to see how hard he can before Anthony notices.
Moo- Animal manipulation/communication, has like 100 animals at his house. People joke that he’s basically a Disney Princess (by people I mean Brian)(also I want him to be able to do that scene in Shrek 2 with the princesses fighting with animals), every animal is named a pun. Won’t usually directly attack people but if a bird poops on someone’s head who’s annoyed him you can’t prove it was his fault.
Panda- Super human strength (stronger then Marcel) and breakable skin, but not his clothes which is why he wears what he does. 90% of his heroics is just because he wandered in at the right time, sometimes when there’s actual villains to fight he can’t find where they are and almost always ends up lost.
Nogla- Animal morphing, his usual transformation is a dog but he enjoys other things as well. Hangs out at a park where he’s with Lui regularly. Sometimes he just hangs out at Brock’s house to be with other animals.
Wildcat- hulk type but turns into pig monster, has pretty good control during his transformation. Is roommates with Nogla and Panda which is why they’re usually teamed up. Went to school with Evan and they are pretty good friends still despite the whole crime thing.
Anti Heros
Delirious- water manipulation, pretty much a hero except he kills the really bad people and that’s against the ‘code’. Usually found with Cartoonz and Ohm, is friends with Evan but doesn’t know his identity.
Cartoonz- demon physiology, when he uses his powers he looks like a demon and so a bunch of people are terrified of him. That and the fact that Delirious is an anti hero, is why he’s an anti hero. Is actually really sweet but will tab a bitch to protect his friends.
Ohm- Electronic manipulation, can mess with electronics, turn them on/off, blow a power grid. It can be tied to his emotions (you know when people say a kiss short circuited their brain, kisses do that to whatever appliances are around Ohm), is the closest to being an actual hero out of their trio (because he doesn’t kill but he doesn’t disapprove of it either), loves going to Brock’s house to see his pets.
Smii7y- clairvoyance, his eyes actually changed which is why he wears the 3d glasses. He acts as a robin hood type person and steals from the rich and corrupted. Would be considered a hero except he does not participate in heroics unless he sees a reason to, also he steals but most people over look that. Will only work with people if John does too.
Kryoz- weather manipulation. Makes giant storm clouds and jokes that it’s smoke from his vape (sometimes it is). Being a hero is boring to him so he really only does it with Smii7y, is one of those heros who just appear and sasses people. (ex. person getting mugged, John appears and asks why the mugger is being so loud and that it’s annoying and then uses power if mugger doesn’t stop)
Depends on their mood and who they’re with
Terroriser- teleportation, can go to either a place he’s been before or if it’s someone he’s close to he can always get to them, he can take up to six people at a time. If he’s with Brock or any of the heros and tragedy strikes he will assist in saving people and helping out in general. If he’s with Evan he’ll probably participate in whatever scheme he’s planning sometimes he’ll plan them for Evan. Regularly crashes at other people’s homes.
Villains
Vanoss- fire manipulation, When asked why he does the things that he does the answer is always “I was bored”. He tried to be a hero he did but he was bored and restless and people felt his powers were too destructive and that he didn’t have enough control (when he got excited his powers were out of control). So he decided to be a villain instead. Is borderline antihero sometimes when the occasion calls for it but will usually burn down a building or two after doing any heroics. Actually is super creative with his crimes and explosions (people rarely get hurt from them and sometimes he even saves people but no one ever sees it or believe the people he saves, there’s a club dedicated to trying to catch him saving people on camera).
Lui- shapeshifter who got bored of having no real competition and just retired, no one knows where he went except Nogla. When he left he told Nogla he was disappearing forever but was at the park like two days later.
There are actual evil villains but I don’t have the heart to make any of the boys that.
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
I can’t with these two-
i got bored today, so this was the outcome!
gbg/misfits & bbs as vines/memes. enjoy!
He's an idiot but I love him
Appreciative Post for Lui Calibre
Moo Snuckel: “He’s a little rusty, guys.”
Delirious: [hits his hand on a table]
Delirious: Ow! my armkle!
Cartoonz: Your what?
Vanoss: His wrist.
Hmm
I cant stop myself at this point
Krii7y (Vines) = Smii7y + Kryoz π r
Kryoz: Ey Tara you want some?
Smii7y: This bitch empty! YEET!
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Kryoz: Me and my boys are gonna go see uncle cracker- Give me my hat back Jordan! You want to see uncle cracker or no?!
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Smii7y: I figured out a way to record without any hands. You do have to be a boy through I'll find something out for the girls in a little bit.
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Kryoz: Hey everybody, so today my little brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.
*pictures of Smitty saying die please*
The benefits of putting him down is that I would be pushed way less.
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Smii7y: *points spray at Kryoz*
Kryoz: Shoot me
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"Say hey Vine"
Smii7y: Hey Vine~
Kryoz: Fuck a Vine bitch!
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Kryoz: Ey yo where y'all going?
Smii7y: Why you need to know, all up in my pussy boy...
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Smii7y: mmmMMMM fuck school! Fuck all this bullshit! What he fuck! The fuck...
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Smii7y: We have to sit out here and wait a long periodically time.
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"Folks were told to stay off roadways unless absolutely, postively, necessary."
Kryoz: I wanted donuts.
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Smii7y: It's a fuckin bear- NOOOOO!! Oh shit he's right there.
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Kryoz: Sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
Smii7y: Fall back asleep, and starve.
dreams come true
heartbreaking story in 2 posts