Happy Birthday To The ONLY Character In Bnha!!! This Season Is Ur Time To Shine You Rowdy King!!

hi i’ve been watching a LOT of gravity falls lately

Me and guy:*breathe next to each other*

My straight friends:oh my god, you guys would be so cute together!

Me tired of their bullshit 'cause they know I have a girlfriend:

You sign up for improv class, but get the directions mixed up and mistakenly walk into the League of Villains hideout and you think it’s an elaborate act the whole time so you play along and accidentally join a villainous league and commit crimes.

X

[There’s an evil clone of John]

Evil Kryoz: Shoot him, he’s the clone.

SMii7y: [aims at the clone] The real John would never pass up the opportunity to die!

Krii7y (Vines) = Smii7y + Kryoz π r

Kryoz: Ey Tara you want some?

Smii7y: This bitch empty! YEET!

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Kryoz: Me and my boys are gonna go see uncle cracker- Give me my hat back Jordan! You want to see uncle cracker or no?!

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Smii7y: I figured out a way to record without any hands. You do have to be a boy through I'll find something out for the girls in a little bit.

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Kryoz: Hey everybody, so today my little brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

*pictures of Smitty saying die please*

The benefits of putting him down is that I would be pushed way less.

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Smii7y: *points spray at Kryoz*

Kryoz: Shoot me

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"Say hey Vine"

Smii7y: Hey Vine~

Kryoz: Fuck a Vine bitch!

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Kryoz: Ey yo where y'all going?

Smii7y: Why you need to know, all up in my pussy boy...

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Smii7y: mmmMMMM fuck school! Fuck all this bullshit! What he fuck! The fuck...

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Smii7y: We have to sit out here and wait a long periodically time.

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"Folks were told to stay off roadways unless absolutely, postively, necessary."

Kryoz: I wanted donuts.

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Smii7y: It's a fuckin bear- NOOOOO!! Oh shit he's right there.

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Kryoz: Sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Smii7y: Fall back asleep, and starve.

Hmm

I cant stop myself at this point

Wearing denim, eating cheese curds in a CLOSED Red Robins establishment. feeling excruciatingly powerful. My domain.

WOOOOO YEAH