You sign up for improv class, but get the directions mixed up and mistakenly walk into the League of Villains hideout and you think it’s an elaborate act the whole time so you play along and accidentally join a villainous league and commit crimes.
two easy steps to get a boyfriend by kirishima eijirou:
say it's for a bro bond
#pwned you got em boys
Deku: You’ve been bound by your father’s chains for too long. You deserve to live your life for you now, rather than for him. You’re entitled to feel how you need to feel because he’s controlled everything about you your entire life. You’re your own person and you deserve so much love. Make up for the time you’ve lost and do what feels best to you. Forgive him if you want, or don’t. It’s your decision because you’re in control of your own destiny now. It’s your life, not his
Todoroki: Thank you. But what toppings did you want on the pizza?
Deku: Pepperoni
I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.
enough coffee shop aus. time for ‘the thing’ aus. they are trapped together at a research station in antarctica. everyone stands around tensely while getting a blood test. somebody’s head turns into a spider.
this is my 20th text post meme. pls join in my celebration (●^o^●)
My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites
(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)
Bonus:
Part 2
Different Stories Resonate with Different People
this is superior humor
Saw this crocs trend on Tik Tok and…