Jareth: Stop Saying I Look Like Hoggle. He's Dumb And He's A Coward And I Am NOT A COWARD

All I’m saying is that The Cat Returns is a cat au of a Labyrinth/Princess Bride crossover fic.

unriddle the labyrinth.

tag yourself lads

even though David Bowie wasn’t gay he still deserves a spot in LGBT history for making it easier for gay men to embrace who they are and express themselves the way they wanted

but mom, i don’t wanna be an adult anymore. i wanna be the goblin king. the glitter?? the drama?? that collar?? those eyebrows?? making it impossible for guests to get to my house by putting it in the middle of an actual labyrinth?? i’m perfect for the job

Therapist: what's upsetting you?

Sarah: he's always using common phrases incorrectly

Jareth: cry me a table Sarah

oh werm?

tag yourself I’m Saruh

Damn Hoggle goes hard

“But down in the Underground

               you’ll find someone true

Down in the Underground ..”

Labyrinth songs aesthetic  #1: “Underground” - David Bowie

Sarah Williams from The Labyrinth is autistic. She has trouble speaking without a script to follow, she sees life in very black and white terms, and she has a special interest in fantasy.