Damn Hoggle Goes Hard

Honestly I just want to have a small bakery in a misty mountain town where our biggest attraction is that there’s a cryptid in the woods around us so I’m making fucking winged panther cookies or some sea monster bread rolls. I have a small cottage and a cat. I am at peace.

I honestly have no excuse for this.

Labyrinth (1986)

Characters that Rose fiercely loves (29/50): Sarah Williams from The Labyrinth

“Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great…You have no power over me.”

     She bit into the peach.

     “This tastes … so strange.” She looked at the peach, and found that her eyes would not focus on it. She began to sway. Feeling that she might be going to faint, she took a step toward Hoggle, for support. She stumbled. With one hand she wiped her brow while, with the other, she held the peach out at arm’s length, trying to look at it properly. Then she understood. Slowly, she looked at Hoggle. He was a blurred, shimmering shape. “Hoggle,” she said quietly. “What have you done?”

     In a strangled voice, Hoggle cried out, “Damn you, Jareth! And damn me, too!” Turning his face away from Sarah, he ran headlong into the forest.

     Now Sarah was tottering. She managed to stagger to a tree, and leaned against it. She had already forgotten Hoggle and Ludo and Sir Didymus and Toby, and where she was and why.

     All her thoughts were for Jareth, and her eyes were looking up at the sky. “Everything’s dancing,” she whispered.

oh werm?

tag yourself I’m Saruh

David mentioning ‘Labyrinth’ backstage during an interview at ‘Live Aid’ - 1985

tag yourself lads

Films that I adore: Jim Henson’s Labyrinth

“Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had been particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!”