I Love How The Comments Go From Debating Whether Or Not The Catholics Killed Joan Of Arc (Spoiler: They

EMERYVILLE, CA—Announcing that the beloved widower from Up would return to screens this weekend, Pixar Animation Studios confirmed Tuesday that its newest short film featured Carl Fredricksen finally ready to fuck everything in sight. “Fans flocking to movie theaters to see Elemental this weekend will also be treated to a brief sequel to Up in which Carl embarks on a whole new adventure: attempting to have sex with anything and anyone with a heartbeat,” said Pete Docter, Pixar’s chief creative director, who unveiled a trailer for the short in which the elderly character is seen at a nightclub making out with a woman half his age, while his faithful canine companion, Dug, calls out, “My master is horny!”

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And this is why Crown is my favorite corps (well, and Rach Star, but mostly this)

Head very empty only Carolina Crown’s hornline warm up

Just finished watching Season 2 of Good Omens. My reaction can be summed up with a single Crowley quote — “I am having a MOMENT here.”

I hate how in character it was for Aziraphale to take the Metatron’s offer to replace Gabriel. I think everyone but Aziraphale knew that there was no way in Hell that Crowley would ever want to be an angel again. Aziraphale wants nothing more than to do good and make the world a better place. And while Crowley doesn’t exactly want the world to end, he doesn’t want to be beholden to the whims of Heaven or Hell either. He just wants to run away with Aziraphale — whether that’s to London or Alpha Centauri doesn’t matter, so long as it’s him and Aziraphale together.

I also just want to say that Gabriel — I mean Jim — and Beelzebub came so far out of left field but I am HERE for it. I also appreciate that that was one of the things that gave Crowley the confidence to make his move. And boy what a move. That was honestly such an in character way for Crowley to do it — and it had to be Crowley to make that move. Aziraphale definitely wouldn’t have the confidence to be THAT bold about it.

Lastly, that CLIFFHANGER. The Metatron just casually dropping that Aziraphale is going to be preparing for the Second Coming. Once the strikes are over, I will be waiting on the edge of my seat for S3 to come out. I’m not so sure Aziraphale can truly carry out the Second Coming — not with how much love he’s developed for Earth. I can’t wait to find out how THAT turns out.

tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin

I just had a discussion with my friend about fanfiction and how we tend to assume that women are the writers without any actual proof. Then I said, hey, I know fanfiction written by gay and trans dudes. But then I remembered, wait, I think I know one writer who just must be cis het based on his work. Anyway, all writers, be honest, who are you?

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Mario Movie 2 subplot? 👀

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

A - Awake by Tycho S - Shut Up and Dance by WALK THE MOON M - Mama Said by Lukas Graham O - Oogie Boogie's Song by VoicePlay D - Dangerous by Set It Off E - Enemy by Imagine Dragons U - Upside Down by Jack Johnson S - Some Nights by fun. S - Separate Ways by Journey T - Things We Lost in the Fire by Bastille A - Amish Paradise by "Weird Al" Yankovic H - Hey Brother by Avicii L - Light of the Seven by Ramin Djawadi

tag game: make a playlist using each letter of your url

tagged by: @oh2e

B - Bad Blood by Bastille

E - Evil Eye by Franz Ferdinand

N - New Sun by Kill Bill: the Rapper

I - I Love You, I'm Trying by grandson

D - Dandelions by Rav

R - Re-Hash by Gorillaz

Y - y 13 by Cavetown

L - Love From the Other Side by Fall Out Boy

uhhh go for it anyone ig, but i'll tag a few ppl as well @professorrivertam @because-i-love-chess @1dkreally @slorgan @moyurukoda

AO3 down? Right as I’m getting into a fic? No, no, no, you can’t do this to me. Not now.