Hi I am a cheesecake that acquired a consciousness and used this to get a tumblr and now I flip around on the keyboard to type.
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Girls 💛 girls ✨ girls 🐝
Washington Square park, New York 1970 - Ellen Shumsky
Im gay people
gay⁉️irl
gay🏳️🌈irl
gay👑irl
#StayProud
Just because I didn’t include every single flag doesn’t make you any less valid.
#StayProud 🏳🌈
(Edit: I added the lesbian flag now bc I accidentally left it out at first)
Pls read this: https://ratnumber21.tumblr.com/post/615965249464598528/hi-so-as-you-all-may-know-i-originally-released
Me: Hey I'm hungry what can I have for breakfast?
My brain: idk, a banana?
Me: No not filling enough, I guess I'll just skip breakfast and not eat until 6am:)
A Brit and an American walk into a bar
Brit: I just gained fifty pounds!
American: dont worry, you'll loose them soon enough.
y’all ever just...
Me, an elf
Septimus talking about how I need to get blood from every kind of elf so that we can open some kind of box
Me
I stubbornly do this every time and usually end up stuck at the bottom of a waterfall
BOTW Horses: Scared of rocks and inclines steeper than 6 degrees. Cowards. Sprint in 3 short bursts and will kick you off if you push them too hard. Run away from fights.
Skyrim Horses: On Crack. run straight up mountains no fucks given. would kick a divine in the face if given the chance. Regularly break the laws of physics to get their rider from point A to point B.
I cant believe it was always so obvious
solve any Rubik’s cube with 1 move
The golden ratio
Meirl
Me :*gets 13% on my accounting exam* nailed it
Truly a powerful move
Poetry
I'm a straight girl and this still applies to me
All redditors can relate
Signal boost!!
This is an ad about animal cruelty that has very loud screaming of dying animals. Also flashing, graphic pictures of said animals, like a dead chicken or a pig biting a wired fence.
It can trigger panic attacks and cause your anxiety to skyrocket, and it’s just generally a very disturbing thing no one should see.
I’ve only seen a warning yet, haven’t stumbled across this before despite using YT a lot but for the love of God please be careful. Here is a link to that video but ONLY WATCH IT IF YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SENSITIVE TO THIS TYPE OF CONTENT. I’m merely giving out the link so you can report it and I wouldn’t advise any of you actually watch it.
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Another edit just to reassure you guys: The animals you can hear in it aren’t suffering! It’s heavily edited pig squeals, pigs are noisy animals and are most likely to get loud when they’re excited or there’s food around. The audio was drastically altered to make it more traumatizing. Still wouldn’t recommend anyone listens to this.
Jeff I'm begging you change your url
6:30 is the best time on a clock
Hands down.
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE MY STUMP ITS COMFY AND NO ONE CAN HURT ME. I WILL THROW A STICK AT YOU.
I tested this on myself and got 39, I then tried my mom who got 35 and my dad who got 26. It was interesting to see, especially as the mutation usually follows the female line as it is passed through X chromosomes. I read a source that said only females can get this mutation, but that wasnt backed up.
I also checked my wardrobe and all my belongings and I found I had absolutely nothing that is yellow, unless it had been gifted to me.
25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are
Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.
The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?
You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.
You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.
You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.
You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)
It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)
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*sad teenager noises*
Florida man has a contender
Proud of my country
THATS WHAT THEY FOUND IN AREA 51
This is beyond science
Sorry buddy! I love you