ahumblecheesecake - I would try cake but that would be cannibalism
I would try cake but that would be cannibalism

Hi I am a cheesecake that acquired a consciousness and used this to get a tumblr and now I flip around on the keyboard to type.

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Latest Posts by ahumblecheesecake - Page 3

5 years ago
Girls 💛 Girls ✨ Girls 🐝
Girls 💛 Girls ✨ Girls 🐝

Girls 💛 girls ✨ girls 🐝

5 years ago
Washington Square Park, New York 1970 - Ellen Shumsky

Washington Square park, New York 1970 - Ellen Shumsky

5 years ago

Im gay people

Gay⁉️irl

gay⁉️irl

5 years ago
Gay🏳️‍🌈irl

gay🏳️‍🌈irl

5 years ago
Gay👑irl

gay👑irl

5 years ago
#StayProud

#StayProud

5 years ago
Just Because I Didn’t Include Every Single Flag Doesn’t Make You Any Less Valid.

Just because I didn’t include every single flag doesn’t make you any less valid.

#StayProud 🏳‍🌈

(Edit: I added the lesbian flag now bc I accidentally left it out at first)

Pls read this: https://ratnumber21.tumblr.com/post/615965249464598528/hi-so-as-you-all-may-know-i-originally-released

5 years ago

How irrational I am

Me: Hey I'm hungry what can I have for breakfast?

My brain: idk, a banana?

Me: No not filling enough, I guess I'll just skip breakfast and not eat until 6am:)


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5 years ago

A Brit and an American walk into a bar

Brit: I just gained fifty pounds!

American: dont worry, you'll loose them soon enough.

5 years ago
Y’all Ever Just...

y’all ever just...

5 years ago

Me, an elf

Me, An Elf

Septimus talking about how I need to get blood from every kind of elf so that we can open some kind of box

Septimus Talking About How I Need To Get Blood From Every Kind Of Elf So That We Can Open Some Kind Of

Me

Septimus Talking About How I Need To Get Blood From Every Kind Of Elf So That We Can Open Some Kind Of
5 years ago

I stubbornly do this every time and usually end up stuck at the bottom of a waterfall

ahumblecheesecake - I would try cake but that would be cannibalism
5 years ago

BOTW Horses: Scared of rocks and inclines steeper than 6 degrees. Cowards. Sprint in 3 short bursts and will kick you off if you push them too hard. Run away from fights.

Skyrim Horses: On Crack. run straight up mountains no fucks given. would kick a divine in the face if given the chance. Regularly break the laws of physics to get their rider from point A to point B.

5 years ago

I cant believe it was always so obvious

solve any Rubik’s cube with 1 move

5 years ago

The golden ratio

Meirl

Meirl

5 years ago

Me :*gets 13% on my accounting exam* nailed it

Truly A Powerful Move

Truly a powerful move

5 years ago

I'm a straight girl and this still applies to me

All Redditors Can Relate

All redditors can relate

5 years ago

Signal boost!!

!!! WARNING, EVERYONE !!!

!!! WARNING, EVERYONE !!!

IF YOU SEE THIS IN A YOUTUBE AD MUTE YOUR DEVICE AND SCROLL UNTIL YOU CAN’T SEE THE VIDEO SCREEN ANYMORE.

This is an ad about animal cruelty that has very loud screaming of dying animals. Also flashing, graphic pictures of said animals, like a dead chicken or a pig biting a wired fence.

It’s about thirty seconds, the screaming starts 10 seconds in and the ad isn’t skippable.

It can trigger panic attacks and cause your anxiety to skyrocket, and it’s just generally a very disturbing thing no one should see.

I’ve only seen a warning yet, haven’t stumbled across this before despite using YT a lot but for the love of God please be careful. Here is a link to that video but ONLY WATCH IT IF YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SENSITIVE TO THIS TYPE OF CONTENT. I’m merely giving out the link so you can report it and I wouldn’t advise any of you actually watch it.

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EDIT: The ad isn’t by PETA. It’s by World Animal Protection USA. Just thought I’d clarify. They’re both horrible though.

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Another edit just to reassure you guys: The animals you can hear in it aren’t suffering! It’s heavily edited pig squeals, pigs are noisy animals and are most likely to get loud when they’re excited or there’s food around. The audio was drastically altered to make it more traumatizing. Still wouldn’t recommend anyone listens to this.

5 years ago

Jeff I'm begging you change your url

6:30 is the best time on a clock

Hands down.

5 years ago
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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

5 years ago

YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE MY STUMP ITS COMFY AND NO ONE CAN HURT ME. I WILL THROW A STICK AT YOU.

HEY BUDDY YOUVE BEEN IN YOUR DEPRESSION MOSS-COVERED HOLLOW STUMP FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS NOW IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?

5 years ago

I tested this on myself and got 39, I then tried my mom who got 35 and my dad who got 26. It was interesting to see, especially as the mutation usually follows the female line as it is passed through X chromosomes. I read a source that said only females can get this mutation, but that wasnt backed up.

I also checked my wardrobe and all my belongings and I found I had absolutely nothing that is yellow, unless it had been gifted to me.

25% Of The People Have A 4th Cone And See Colors As They Are

25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are

Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.

The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?

You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.

You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.

You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.

You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)

It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)

(x)

5 years ago
*sad Teenager Noises*

*sad teenager noises*

5 years ago

Florida man has a contender

Proud Of My Country

Proud of my country

5 years ago

THATS WHAT THEY FOUND IN AREA 51

This Is Beyond Science

This is beyond science

5 years ago
Sorry Buddy! I Love You

Sorry buddy! I love you

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