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Jeff davis: The sheriff's name is Noah. Teen wolf fandom: tHe shErIfFs NamE iS nOaH.

2/3 and 3/3 DTIYS

I'm finally done, I did my best idk what happened to the third one :(

Finished all the @rhapsoddity DTIYS I'm gonna move on to drawing other stuff now

I got turned on by seeing a cop blatantly check out my mom…

Last weekend Saturday night my mom and I were getting back from a comedy show I got us both tickets too.She was looking really good too she was wearing a leather jacket with a black tank top underneath which heavily exposed her double D cleavage !! And she had on navy green leggings with 4 inch heels, and her ass was looking quite juicy as well.

When we’re getting off the high way ramp to the exit that takes us home a cop lights my mom up (I’m in the passenger seat) my mom turns into a nearby gas station parking lot and the cop a stocky Latino around the same height as my mom (without her heels on) gets out his car and goes to my moms window.

He dims his flash light down to a non invasive level and asks for her License and registration and claims that the stop was because dispatch was receiving calls that a Hispanic woman in her early - late thirties was spotted doing cocaine and drinking vodka coolers while driving from a nearby gas station…

My mom and I deny and I say instantly that my mom is Indian, but he says that she fits the description, so he asks first if she’s had anything to drink which she says no, but then he flashes the light around the backseat, and finally says to my mom if she can swirl her tounge around so he can check if she has any cocaine residue around her gums or anywhere else, my mom and I deny it , but he says he needs to make sure or a whole Field sobriety test could go down .. my mom then obliges and opens her mouth for this officer, and for the next thirty seconds he asked my mom to tilt her head back and lift up her tounge as well as lean forward all while sticking and swirling her tounge around whenever he asked her too he asked her to swirl her tounge side to side to see if any coke was on her tongue !!! It was completely ridiculous but I was getting so hard and embarrassed !! He then aims his light on my moms eyes and asks her to follow her eyes with his pen, he does it for a good minute but all I saw was his eyes probably checking out my moms big tits…. He then went on to ask if she could tilt her head forward so he could check her hair for any possible hidden contraband to which she obliged and he then was moving my moms head around a bit stroking through her hair……

At the end he apologized to my mother and I for the inconvenience and let us go on our way, but I honestly felt like my mom got taken advantage of that night.. and I still don’t know weather to file a complaint for that behavior..

On a serious note, thank you to all who are working tonight to protect and provide for those you love. ❤️

Beautiful Pair of Sig Sauer P6's with Brushed HardChrome Slides & Blue Anodized Frames, Jewelled Hammers, Triggers, and Barrels, + Los Angeles Sheriff Mini-Badge Inlays.

Under the mistletoe

Hank: No lips, so they won't kiss you. You can kiss them on their jaw or teeth though. Will expect it anytime either of you walk under it.

Doc: Grumbles about it, but will take his mask off and kiss your cheek. Nothing more. He won't do it again.

Deimos: Yes please, he'll go full on pulling you into a romantic dip and all. He's going to try push his tongue in your mouth. He will be camping under it for you or San to walk under it again.

Sanford: Intense blushing, but will give you a chaste kiss on the lips. PDA isn't his strongest suit. He will do it again if you or Dei are under it.

Tricky: He's gonna shove his tongue in your throat 100% He's gonna stand there all night and demand another kiss when you're in the room.

Hofnarr: A polite yet sweet kiss, bright pink cheeks all the while. He'll happily do it again.

Jeb: He'll roll his eyes but there's a playfulness to it. He'll kiss your hand, forehead, or cheek. Might do it one or two more times, but no more.

Crackpot: No kiss. The mask stays ON.

Sheriff: please please please (he's down bad) He'll kiss you as many times as you'll let him.

Auditor: No. He'll burn the damn thing.

Torture: Your face is tiny compared to his lips, you're gonna be covered in slobber if you try.

Phobos: A piece of greenery telling a God what to do?? Pathetic. He didn't say you could leave, come back here and kiss your God, mortal.

Chopper Dave: Orite love, why not eh? Tis the season. He tastes strongly of whiskey.

Q Bert: Aye go on then, but only once, alright?

Bossman: Why? He will once, but he'll keep asking why.

Skinner: Of course! As many kisses for his favourite little patient.

Church: Bet you did this on purpose, didn't you? He's going to keep you under the mistletoe all night.

Jorge: Of course you did it on purpose. These two are going to fight over you, both jealous when you kiss the other.

Gestalt: What.

(Feel free to comment anyone I missed/you want added and I'll add em.)