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Ouch!!! Auhggg!!! You nip me?!!!
Don't play These games with me, Boy.
[Does a little jester dance]
ack no!!! i stepped in the pronouns ivy and now im it/she
feeling something rn. sam loves antiquing. and thrifting. he’s a little bit of a hoarder. he loves anything vintage and from the past. his jacket is covered in old and obscure buttons - think “grampleton credit union 1986” or “zuzu city women’s bowling league 2001.” he holds your hand as he drags you through the antique store, picking up little trinkets and signs, yaps about how someday when you and him are married you guys will decorate your home like with things like that, and like the lovesick hopeless romantic you are you eat it all up. sam that collects vintage playboys, old rolling stone magazines. obscure records he finds in thrift stores. sam that loves these things because they remind him of a kid at his grandparents house. sam that is just a complete dork about these things.