Experience Tumblr like never before
God I'm so embarrassed! I was looking at Yuri art on Tumblr and the waitress was behind me and she probably saw me look at Samus art
TW: PROBABLY ADULT CONTENT!
It started from recent interview of Ringo where he was given a Sgt. Pepper themed cowboy hat and... here we are
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Forgetting to set an ask to anonymous is SO embarrassing now I put the" - (emoji) " for nothing AND people know I said some stupid shit
there is a reason that a group of pandas are called an embarrassment
How do they survive in the wild
I really can’t believe this happend...
SOOOO EMBARRASSING!!!!
And now everybody can see it QwQ
If he sees this well...You’re Welcome? And thank you for the inspiration for this comic!
MASTER hast made me watch this Clip on my knees over and over again last night. i've slapped my caged virgin dicklet, vibrated the cage and stopped exactly as He has told. my 19 yrs old muscle-bound, blond TEEN Bully will fuck this Super Hottie. She will be just one in a row of gorgeous Babes for my Master who are allowed pleasing His enormous cock today. Mhmm. This flawless white skin, this beautiful tighs, this round perfect ass... OMG Her gorgeous face smiling down in the cam. When i'm closing my eyes i see Her laughing at me in my loser brain, calling me an ugly, rejected virgin wimp again and again. i'm totally obsessed by this white, blonde Princess. However She never knows that a pathetic subhuman creature like me exist. Master will call me into His worship room to amuse Him with some twisted, masochistic fantasies about Her i've built up in my loser mind last night. Maybe He will give me a good slapping and taunt me in front of my totally embarrassed parents. Maybe He makes me lick the bottom of His shoes while He makes fun about my fantasies. Maybe He will make me beg Him to beat the crap out of me before the Babes will arrive and i have to crawl back into my pig stable. i hope He will do this because His mindblowing orgasms are even better after humiliating me He told me some weeks ago. Being the torture toy for my blond, huge, incredibly muscle-bound TEEN BULLY MASTER is all a pathetic subhuman virgin loser can hope for.
I was told by a friend to ask around for some “sissy / humiliation dares” and I guess she will be picking some for me to do and I figured this would be the best place.
Now before you send me anything please keep it realistic and not your crazy wild fantasy that no one would ever do.
I don’t have sex with men. I wont put my life, job, or friendships/family on the line. I won’t do anything to risk serious injury. I’m not into heavy pain.
Some simple / good examples I have received are things like; - Jerk off in the backyard - Ask someone at a sex shop for tiny cock rings - order pizza and answer the door wearing panties
I’d love some fun and/or creative and/or original ideas to help push me further but hate wasting my time with impossible tasks.
Thanks in advance for the help
I would absolutely love this!
My poor pathetic sissy cuckold wrote me a note while he was out of town for work. As soon as I found out I made him take it down to the front desk girl and have her read it and make a photo copy for her to keep. After had had told me he had done as I had requested I called the hotel to make sure. The girl couldn’t stop laughing at him and was happy to have helped in his humiliation! gooboi
TRUTH OR DARE #1
I was dared to go to a lingerie store and buy myself some panties the other day. I went in and started looking around and it wasn’t long until this sexy and cute young girl comes up and asks if I need any help.
I said I was looking for something really pretty and she asked if I know what size SHE wears. I was told I'd have to be honest and say they were for me. She gave me a look like “what a fag” and I got rock hard. I turned bright red and smiled embarrased and she showed me some cute panties which I quickly purchased and sped out of the store.
I was so turned on knowing that pretty little thing knew my secret and she would probably tell her coworkers and friends. The whole thing drove me nuts!!
if you ever look back on your childhood and think that you were weird/strange/embarrassing, just remember that in fifth grade, I liked this kid so I thought writing a story about him enduring his worst fears with a conclusion of his implied death would make him like me lol
I keep seeing posts and going "man gang would love this" like yeah. Gang reblogged it. Idiot.
Just to day i did an embarrassing thing i never expected myself to commit ,if you ask me why my art suddenly turn into this is cuz ibspaint kept on crashing and i used the note app instead but anyway
So today i decided to go to a mall for a bit to relax myself from things and also go outside for some air but like an hour or more passed after i arrived at the mall i stumbled across a woman with a T-shirt with horror sans in a art style that i really like and all my thoughts disappeared and my dumb brain though it was a good idea to rush and approach the nice lady to ask her where did she get the shirt
But then of course my silly lil stupid brain kept myself from realising that what this situation looks like from the nice lady pov until it was too late and i was right next to her and my idiot self decided to say hey x2 times and when she still didn't respond i decided to poke her really soft to get her attention but i think she didn't like it and checked her phone then quickly walked away
At that moment i released that my stupid childish brain had done the most dumb thing in the world and the anxiety hit me like an arrow and my heart cant stop hurt , i was embarrassed by my own self
So umm if this lady the nice lady that came across this post ummm im really sorry i truly am and i am sincerely apologizing for my act of stupidity and childish im sorry im truly sorry i am no creepy person i just wanna know where the shirt from im just a really big fan of undertale related things ,i am a good harmless person who just got too excited im sorry
Also for any of you who can help me or know the shirt and where you can get it ill be greatful for it!!!! It looks like this sorry for the bad drawings
And behind horror sans is a bunch of Japanese words and one of them is the word "完" i hope someone can help me and it's just been a long day after that embarrassing thing i did sorry to the innocent nice lady i accidentally creep out sorry,im just a clueless teen girl that is no threat🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️
Yeah, I was looking for that one story online for my mom, and then I saw one of the search options was an EXO HunHan fanfic, in Vietnamese...
When English isn’t your first language, reading fanfics in your first language (if there are even any) becomes so much more embarrassing???? And sometimes I wonder why native English speakers don’t get that feeling when they are reading in their native language???
I got called away when I was going to watch ts and had to close my phone. Didn’t open it until I was standing in line at the crowded checkout and got hit by “EY YOU’RE MY FAVORITE, BABY!” In Harlan’s sleazy rachet ass AM voice. On full blast. In the damned store. 😭
am making ted more crazier by saying hes his favorite (and calling him baby)... harlan when i catch you? when i catch you youre OVER.
WELL FOLKS IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MCLENNON ART IS ON ITS WAY!
in the meantime (gary crimble to you, gary mimble to you, getty bable dear christmas , happy birthday me too) i suppose i have to show off some of my amazing artwork that ive made recently due to my insomnia.
some of these arent that good but i needed something to post🤭
i actually hope i die soon i sent an ask too fast AND off anon 😔 sorry guys permanently logging off now psychsworld-deactivated coming soon
Guys I actually hate my Tumblr feed, like I was scrolling through Tumblr at school with my friend MIND YOU at lunch and suddenly we pass someone getting freaky 🙏🏽
There should be no reason I’m scrolling through Tumblr mind you in a public place and I see someone getting cracked
But my posts get flagged for “language”
Like Y/N needs to shut tf up. Disrespectfully.
me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
Ah! Dentists! Such wonderful people who help care for your teeth. But for some reason they are also the most scariest people to me.
I've had a history of visiting dentists which included a whole lot of pain and very poor results, which has made me so terrified of visiting them.
I remember one instance in particular from that terrifying period of my life which makes me burst out laughing even now.
I was in the 6th grade I think, one of my molars had turned bad and i had to undergo a root canal treatment - which of course is very painful and takes a long time. If something goes wrong the tooth maybe removed.
The clinic my mother took me to was quite small, a small waiting room and one bit wider cabin which was also an operating area and the consultation area.
I was so scared that even when the dentist just waved his hand in front my open mouth, I would anticipate pain even though he did nothing. Which is hilarious now that I think back. To my shock the affect of the local anesthetic that the dentist injected stopped working just a few minutes into the process!
I could do nothing but scream! Scream as if to raise demons from hell! As expected the adults did think I was being dramatic and tried to pacify me to no avail. A couple of nurses and my mother held me down and the dentist operated on my teeth among my intolerable screams and shrieks.
I can just imagine the reaction of the people in the waiting room, I'm pretty sure half of the kids waiting there peed their pants after hearing my screams - "what horrific experiments do they do in there?! Mama! I wanna go hoommee!" And "I promise I'll brush my teeth every day, twice a day or even thrice a day! Just don't take me in there!! Pleeeaasee!!"
As it went on, a couple came in with their son who was a lot younger than me. I was silent when they came in as the dentist was telling them something until a nurse directed them to a chair to talk. Once they sat, the dentist focused his attention back at me and started poking my teeth with one of thosr needle things...
I let out the most terrific scream that probably no one had ever heard before. The couple and their son had these scared expressions on their faces, the boy clutched his mother so tight looking at me with those scared little eyes.
I don't remember much after that but I'm pretty sure they picked another dentist. Of course the dentist, nurses and my mom were very upset at me. But honestly i still remember the pain.
Either way it was awkward, shameful and embarrassing at the time but now that I think of it... I can't help but laugh.
This incident always reminds me that whatever we go through may seem pretty hellish at the moment, but those things will always change or we can atleast make peace with it. Maybe someday whatever we thought was bad can make us laugh and brighten up our mood.
reminds me of the time i opened tumblr in the middle of class and clicked a post that was like "may be inappropriate content" thinking it was just gonna be smut as per usual but it was JUST TITS SHOVED IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA LIKE OMG IM AT SCHOOL
one time i was on my laptop during class and i opened pinterest and there was a picture of two girls practically scissoring and ive never closed a tab so quickly
Aromantic Experiences Bingo (blank card)
(If you're confused about the "romantic relationships are just being best friends + more emotional/ physical intimacy" (this question got asked a lot), I tried to explain this here: https://www.tumblr.com/sternenschaukler/763340936371683328/why-isnt-a-romantic-relationship-just-being-best )