Marvel: Seriously, stop treating me like a newbie please, i was out there being a hero before you were even born.
Superman: Wait- What?
Batman: Hn....*Wondering whether to go check this out now or later*
The first time the JL met Marvel was during an alien invasion in Metropolis. The hero was new, and quite cheery whenever they interacted with him. He was like Superman 2.0., but more red and somehow more of a Boy Scout. In fact, speaking of Superman, the meshed together like peanut butter and jelly. Anyways, back to the point, when they first met him he was new and seemingly, emphasis on seemingly, naïve and inexperienced.
So, they tried to help him, much to Billy’s hidden annoyance. And he was annoyed! He won’t deny that. They were treating him like a newbie!
Like, the time Superman came to Fawcett and started critiquing every single thing he did in a fight against Captain Nazi.
Marvel and Captain Nazi(CN): *fighting*
Supes: *just hovering to the side*
CN: *throws a car*
Marvel: *catches it and puts it down*
Supes: “You know, you could’ve thrown that back at him?”
Marvel: “What?” *gets distracted and last minute dodges a punch, proceeds to fly far away from Captain Nazi*
Supes: *follows after him* “I’m saying you could’ve thrown the car back at him. Or the lamppost he threw you earlier. Or the hotdog stand.”
Marvel: “Why would I do that?”
CN: *flying after him*
Marvel: “What if he breaks it? That’s someone’s stuff. Or what if he deflects it? Property damage can kick your behind. How do you not know that?”
Supes: “Does your city not pay for it? Then again…”
…he was new, Clark thought. It would make sense for the city not to cover him yet.
Marvel: “What? Why would they? Wouldn’t that mess up taxes?”
Supes: “Now that I think about it, it really should.”
Clark was amazed as to how his taxes or rent never went up, no matter how much destruction happened in Metropolis.
Or the time Batman tried helping him diffuse a bomb even though Billy has had plenty experience already. They were at an alien site and trying to diffuse an alien bomb though so he supposed he could give him the benefit of the doubt.
Even if it was annoying.
Marvel: *squats down and rips off bomb lid*
Batman: “Careful.”
Marvel: “Careful what?” *looking at a bunch of wires*
Batman: *peers over his shoulder* “We don’t have enough informa—”
Marvel: “Uh huh uh huh.” *barely listening and snaps a blue wire with his fingers*
Solomon: *blabbling instructions*
Batman: *startles and jumps back*
Marvel: *gives him a look before snapping another two wires*
Batman: *baffled at how they aren’t literally dead, and wondering if Billy’s run into this tech before*
Marvel: *snaps one more wire and bomb powers off* “Alright.” *stands back up* “Man, I am starving. Your city has his joint called Bat-Burger, right? Is it good?”
Batman: “…Yes.” *somehow had a blank face but still conveying that he thinks Marvel is crazy*
Billy honestly didn’t know why he thought so. Sivana’s had more complicated stuff fit for random Tuesdays instead of long, dastardly plots or invasions.
Free Billy from these shackles of people thinking he’s a newbie as if he hasn’t done this longer than them.
Part 2, Part 3
So I was bored for a while, so I decided to redesign some characters, so now I have Kon and Dick in my style/how they would look in Always!AU
I only made Kon with this ridiculous S-printed black shirt because I'm still thinking about how to design his hero suit (the shirt with the lightning bolt on the other drawing that I put there he got from Billy), and yes, I gave Dick beautiful longer hair, but I refuse to give him a mullet (I can't draw one-)
Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.
I was having a good time here when I remembered Mr. Peabody and Sherman, I love them, and, as a bonus, Penny.
If I'm not mistaken, there's a time when Penny goes back in time with Peabody and Sherman and they end up in ancient Egypt, and there they meet this boy, who became a pharaoh early on (I think, it's been a while since I watched it and I don't remember well), and he falls in love with Penny, and tries to make her fall in love with him by giving her gifts, and when that doesn't work, he kind of tries to force her, but Peabody and Sherman manage to get her out of there and stuff.
So, I, at my peak of creativity-for-everything-but-new-caps-for-my-fics-or-for-my-au, thought; "Why not do a version of this, but with the Batfam?"
And now I have this in my head, like, there are two versions, where they go back in time, and because of their cryptid shenanigans, they get mistaken for deities or something, and the Egyptians try to workshop them, or, they end up on this other planet, or hidden world, like Themyscera, or something, and the people there look at these cryptids and think; "Oh! Exotic pets!" or something.
I don't know if I would put the entire Batfam on the trip together or if it would just be a few, but I definitely want Dick to be Penny.
Like, in my cryptid Batfam headcanons, I like Dick (as an adult) to have this seductive, mermaid-like vibe. You know what I mean? So he would definitely be the one to have a pharaoh/authority figure simping for him.
Like:
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Egyptians, seeing a flock of winged creatures, intelligent and clever, with animal characteristics:
Egyptians: *Looks at murals of their gods, human bodies with animal characteristics*
Egyptians
Egyptians: Are they deities? Demigods?
Batfam: *Cold sweat as they definitely don't want to cause changes to the timeline.* Uhm...
——
The Pharaoh, looking at a Dick, with all his natural charm, plus, the incorporation of the mermaid vibe into his cryptid persona: Is this what love at first sight looks like?
Dick, seeing as how his choice came to bite him in the ass in the worst way possible: Oh no.
Rest of the Batfam minus Bruce: *Outside cool, inside laughing like gazelles.*
Bruce, going into full protective dad mode: Do. Not. Even. Dare. You. *Squints menacingly at the Pharaoh*
——
The Pharaoh simping over Dick: Here *precious jewels and gold.*
Dick "raised as a billionaire's son after the age of 5, once even replicating the scene of Uncle Scrooge swimming in money when a kid" Grayson-Wayne: Uh... no need, sir *crooked smile that looks more like a grimace.*
——
Servants trying to put gold accessories and other precious stones on the winged demigod by the Pharaoh's orders: Wait please!-
Dick receiving small shocks from the wing sensors bc they were programmed to warn when something gets between the feathers and can make difficult to fly: GET IT OFF MY WINGS, GET IT OOOOOFFFFFFFF AAAARGGGHHHH- *Writhing in hatred and discomfort.*
The Pharaoh seeing that this is stressing the demigod instead of pleasing him: Damn it! Stop, stop before he hates me more-
——
Bruce, arms crossed: *Squinting suspiciously.*
The Pharaoh trying to gain the favor of the father of the demigod he wants to court: Hi *Nervous laughter.*
The Pharaoh: For you. *Shows typical offerings of the time for him.*
Bruce "Man that literally come from the future with his family" Wayne: What the- *Disgusted.*
The Pharaoh: WhAt DiD i Do WrOnG tHiS tImE!?!?
——
Bastard child crying:
The Pharaoh irritated: Get rid of th-
Dick, pissed off at the situation: DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE! *Cryptid growls as he cradles the child protectively.*
The Pharaoh in a cold sweat: I-understood... *Intimidated but also attracted?*
The child's mother: My son-
Dick: Take him *Hands the child to the mother with a gentle and friendly smile that he uses to talk to victims.*
The Pharaoh who only gets grimaces: Why isn't he like ThAt WiTh Me??
——
The Pharaoh: *Trying again (and failing) to woo Dick*
Dick: *Running away again*
Jason: HA! *points and laughs.*
Damian, being held like a feral cat by Jason: *Unholy screams of anger and disgust.*
Kate: Hahaha, it's like when Bruce had to run away from fangirls at school again!
Bruce, being held like a feral cat by Kate: *Unholy screams of anger and disgust.*
——
Duke nervous: uhn, what are you guys doing...?
Damian: Setting up a political coup plot to remove that unworthy pharaoh from the throne as punishment for his sins.
Bruce: *Covering Damian's mouth with his hand* More like a...prank, to stop him from chasing after Dick.
Damian squirming away from Bruce's hand: That's what I said, Father.
Duke: Oh I'm in.
Bruce: The more the better. Look, we gonna...*Proceeds to explain the state political coup plan that ends with the beheading of the pharaoh.*
Duke raised an eyebrow: I thought we don't kill if it's not necessary?
Bruce: The people will decide his fate.
Damian: And killing is indeed necessary in this situation.
Duke: *Shrugs* Okay, whatever you say.
Obsessed with the fact that the spideypool dynamic can be watered down to “miss you pookie bear” “oh lord” mindset
Another Aquatrio drawing for you!!
It was supposed to be them drinking yogurt with cookies, but I forgot to draw the damn packet of cookies on the table and I'm too lazy to do it now.
@justv0id
Marvel: WHO WAS THE CUCKOLD BASTARD WITH NO FATHERLY LOVE WHO INVENTED PUTTING LETTERS IN MATH!? THIS SHIT WAS MADE JUST TO BE NUMBERS! N-U-M-B-E-R-S!!
Batman: Uhum...*Bathinking*
Batman has been trying to figure out who Captain Marvel is for a while and has been getting nowhere. Then the man starts suddenly being late to meetings, changes his scheduled watch hours, etc...
It doesn't hit Bruce until the man starts complaining about how they changed math.
This man is a father. He has to pick his kid(s?) up from school and that's why he can't make the 3:30 meetings, pickup lines can be awful.
Meanwhile Billy Batson is just pissed that the US government decided to reevaluate Fawcett's school systems once they realized the town had been stuck in the 40's for so long and they realized how it differed from current standards.
The biggest reason Cass is the only natural option as heir to The Batman comes from the fact that every other character’s growth relies on them at some point either removing themselves somewhat or completely leaving the Bat symbol behind. Cassandra is the outlier whose found a reason to live on as that same symbol.
We can argue day and night who the best vigilante, detective, fighter, hero, strategist, or whatever is but none of that changes who can survive being the symbol without losing themselves in the process of following Batman’s footsteps.
"When Danny comes to visit his island, he sometimes comes dressed like tom nook with a tom nook mask on, but its like those japanese fastival masks ( https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0278/1937/6729/files/japanese-cat-mask-meaning.jpg?v=1605894736 )
Danny does it at random and gives people tasks to complete every now and then. He doesn't talk, a game window appears in front of him (ecto trick or help from Desiree) and the sound plays. Billy is given a task when he tries to find Danny but later realizes that it's actually the island owner (he never met him before. only the ghosts did cuz the jld and other mages/tourists only come very occasionally for the trade and temporary refuge)"
@jc-llex I HAD TO DRAW IT-(It is kind of shitty but at least I made it)
I saw an outfit of Tom's that I remember as a yukata, so I drew Danny in one, but it turned out ugly, and the mask is horrible, but what matters is the intention. 🙏
I like to think that he would try to be the complete opposite of Tom but still with his basic characteristics, and I also like to think that he would use an alter ego that resembled Tom's name but was still different, that's where Don Nova came from.
And the tasks he asks people to do would be simple, but also useful for Potato, you know? Better than just meaningless stuff. Ohhh, and I put him in a wig too, just because.
He starts altering it, and finds out that for ghosts it's like, super easy. He's literally just grabbing bits of ecto and forming it into what he wants, like putty.
He takes inspiration from his favorite Animal Crossing save, and shapes this floating island to be a place for him to just...go chill.
He names it the same thing he named his Animal Crossing island; Potato.
Danny loves Potato Island. It's his new favorite place to go to unwind.
The blob ghosts like his little ecto lakes and ponds, and will take the form of random fish to play in them. Some of them like to pretend to be caught when he goes "fishing", and are very proud when he takes photos with them and tells them what a big catch they are.
There's his house, based on the Animal Crossing one he designed, and there's a few other empty ones as well.
There's shops, based after the ones on his islands, that have no wares and no one to run them.
But that's fine, this is all just so he can relax.
Except one day, a ghost he hasn't met before asks if they can have one of the houses. That in return, they'll run one of the shops.
Danny agrees! He was getting kind of lonely anyways, and he's not on the island all the time.
Then another ghost asked. Then another.
Now his little project island is a bustling avenue of shops and locals, with celebrations for Ghost holidays he's never heard of planned out, and a small city council to gather up concerns and bring them to his attention if the city council can't resolve them.
Usually it's infrastructure, since no one but Danny can make alterations to the island. The political stuff stays firmly in the hands of the elected officials.
Potato Island is a small, peaceful hub of trade and Danny is Very Proud.
~~~~~~
Meanwhile, the Justice League Dark is very happy that there's an interdimensional, peaceful trading village in the Infinite Realms that they can do their shopping at with ease.
The locals like to barter, which is ideal for Magic Users, and Potato Island (wild name but whatever) is protected by a very powerful spirit, so JLD members don't have to worry about being attacked while there.
Billy, though; Billy has a whole other reason to seek Potato Island out; he needs a place to live as a human. He can open his own portals and go back to Earth, and he's not stupid, he knows not to eat food from the Realms, but he's...a little tired of being homeless.
As Captain Marvel, everyone thinks he's an adult and that he has a secret base to live in.
But as Billy, who no one in the hero community knows, he's been living on the streets, and he wants security.
So the next time he goes to Potato Island, he explores it, searching for the Island's guardian; Phantom.
He has a favor to ask.
Here is the second and last of 2 videos from a year ago that I posted on tiktok and now I'm transferring to tumblr.
At the time, I wanted to do a little bit of Vallety's parents' Lore, but at the time I was too lazy to draw and/or animate even a little, so I did everything in gacha life/club, and this video was no different.
I had come across an audio of the "The Last Unicorn" movie/series(I don't remember) and soon noticed that the audio was about 92% compatible with their Lore so I put 1+1 together
It's kind of bad and the quality may have gotten worse because, TikTok, right, but I still think it's a cool concept :)
The moment Ilara says "I am human" is not, like, her renouncing her origins and accepting that she is now human, or at least partially human.
It's a moment of outburst, of exhaustion, one of those moments where you say things you don't really agree with or think about, a vulnerable moment, caused by the extreme body dysmorphia she felt, which Hansuke helped her overcome, because she is a siren, no matter what her body is, no matter what anyone says, no matter what anyone does/did to her.
And that will never change.
A FERNANDA PERDEU O OSCAR, ROUBARAM O OSCAR DE NOS DE NOVO QUE OOOOOOOOOOOODIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUTAA QUE ME PAAARRIIUUUU DESCRAÇAAAAAAAAAAAAA EU NÃO VOU NEM ESCREVER PORRA ALGUMA EM INGLÊS, VÃO SE FUDER, CARALHOO QUE INFERNO-
Just a place for me to drop some of my ideas and crazyness,cuz most of the time I'm tooo lazy to make it come true.
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