My Two Favorite Spirits

Junkrat: *stretching himself upright completely*

Hanzo: *markiplier voice* you’re taller… how fucking dare you-

Got Nami and Zeus! Zeus is so cute i swear imma get a tat of him someday

Phoenix Let. It. B U R N

"Microwave popcorn kills sex drive"

Me: ...

Me, now with 56 boxes of microwave popcorn:

As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

Funniest thing on Tumblr is the sex bots following/messaging me when I'm aroace

Hazbin inspired style ⚔️👒

I really wish i could go to the How did we get here tour but sadly i can't and im very sad. The one chance i get to meet or see Jacksepticeye in person 😢😭😭

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