woefuljester
fish fear me, women want me
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" Eye for an eye "
The fruits of our labour with @sleepstxtic are finally out with first two chapters!
This collaboration for @firebloodkink was wonderful ( i love you Kat ) and hopefully you'll enjoy what we prepared for you
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59883151/chapters/152766316
Imagine you wake up one day, and your day gets interrupted by the funeral of your coworker, who went batshit insane over her gf's death, leaving you with your two other coworkers, who you hate. One of them drops the biggest, worst news (we all gonna die), and your boss, whom you try to tolerate, introduces the new interns to you: A weird, one armed blonde, and this weird nun, who wears a pillowcase mask, randomly starts to bleed from every orifice, and throws up. And people are suprised why you are angry all the time
You're Mercymorn, Saint of Joy.
wip + my cat marvelling at the beauty of nature
as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin
Drew my favorite freak, Aemond <3
AU!Lucerys wip :3 — Ignore the questionable quality, all I have of this rn is an old screenshot😭
every time i look over at the muppet jokers blog some new insane shit is going on like wdym he almost died in a fire and is going to try and kinshift into jesus with the help of the head of the weird blood coven roommate cult
Lucerys wip that I desperately need to finish/edit
It has been 3 years 0 days since I ate a fake plant at a restaurant and threw up
:(
sketches of my wife Rhaenyra ft. Lil Jace and Luke 🤍
HOTD AU where when Aemond demands Luke cut out his eye, Luke goes: fuck it, if it’ll finally shut you up, and gouges out his eye right there and then in Storm’s End. Can you imagine the utter chaos? You’d have
- Lord Baratheon freaking out because he was a huge dick to that kid and now said kid just cut his own eye out under his roof. A prince just cut his eye out and his mom, A DRAGON RIDER, is 1000% going to blame him for
- Aemond - I have never thought before I acted - Targaryen finally going “hmmm you know what, now that you’re bleeding and your eye is on the floor, maybe I was a bit too intense about a childhood accident
- Alicent throwing up because this was a DIPLOMACY MISSION and her son demanded his NEPHEW cut out his own eye
- Rhaenyra fuming because her son was on diplomacy mission and he came back WITHOUT HIS EYE
- Otto Hightower: this is going to ruin the world tour
I’m not sure what would happen afterwards but I’m 100% sure Luke would get back safely because Aemond would just be standing there awkwardly like “I didn’t think he’d do it! And damn why doesn’t this eye for an eye thing make me feel better???”
I think I can do a pretty cool harrowhark costume using mostly stuff from my closet & previous DIY projects so that’s the goal for this Halloween!!!
I am:
1. Taking suggestions for face paint products and techniques
2. Taking suggestions for insane photos I should take in costume
How do I get rid of the horse
i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
Will Graham my beloved❤️
Drew everyone’s favorite lesbian, Harrowhark^^
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
so those chasms in grymforge... you think the waters hot down there?
Astarion seduces new victim
I’m embarking onto a journey of drawing eyes every day until I get super good at em,,., wish me luck
