People Say 'crossdressing' Like You're Crossing The Enemy Lines From The Land Of Boring But Luckily Manly

uh oh!!!! he's on my bread :(

if god is a fungus i am gonna be soooo mad

imagine that you run a silly little blog posting silly things all the time. sometimes you get 3 notes, sometimes 20. and then one day you post something so gut-wrenchingly true and somehow funny that it sticks in everyone's head and goes????straight to twitter. and now you have 4 k people who know your blog. and now you have to take the silliness elsewhere.

idk but the polytheism and idol worship slander must stop. i don't want to think of god as some kind of shapeless entity anymore. i don't want just one god. sorry bro. i want them to be little clay figures i made with my hands. i want to put garlands on them and give them little meals of honey and milk and whatever i have in hand. I want to hold one in my hand. i want to love them. i want to believe. i want a little form-possessing dude for every little phenomenon. i'm done with your 'monotheism is superior ' thing. it was fun. now it's boring. i'm just going to believe in what i want to, and i'm not going to believe in the things you think are more 'culturally mature' just to possess the philosophical or logical higher ground. bye

warty toad appreciation post. i love warty toad.

life is just humiliating yourself over and over and learning to live with the inherent shame of being alive !! do what makes you happy !! it is impossible to live life without embarrassment, so why bother trying !!

people on tumblr be like 'hear me out 😚' and it is The Goo

i'm all for gay rights but i've never seen even one gay person. which makes my relationship with gay people like my relationship with kangaroos

lmao im also pretty sure there are other fast food options than mac donalds. 'takes a nation-wide effort' why don't you start with yourself first? is there nothing but mac d in your country? when america makes a bad decision, the rest of the world suffers for it. all your money goes into bombing other countries, which is why you're so poor, yet not a single one of you has even tried, minutely, to stop this from happening. the worst part is this has been going on for years but none of you really give a shit, atleast not enough to stop it.

it's so fucking funny to see yankees talk about how they're gonna bring a revolution and change their country and help each other because #community. you guys couldn't even boycott mcdonalds.

absolutely love it when a man has a shadow. that's my opaque king