[A Different Tomato Dressed In Chinese Dress And Garter Belt Is Glaring At Constellation 'Random Dyslexic

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts]

[yes they can! You can use them to upgrade your stats and then it'll be easier to dodge the duck attacks! <(｀^´)>]

[also do you want a gun? It might help with the ducks! (´･ω･`)▄︻▇▇〓▄︻┻┳═]

[you can cook lots of yummy dishes with duck meat! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes they can help you with the game but alas they too don't know how to play]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 500 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says the coins are for emotional support!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes you good luck!]

Thank you for the coins, but I don't think they can help me with this-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head in confusion]

[then how does it work? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looks Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' up and down]

[I don't know that waist be looking pretty small ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͠⁠°⁠ ͟⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠°͠⁠ ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯]

[Constellation river fishing asked if you have a small waist like your female companions do]

[Constellation River fishing wonders if they could wrap both hands around you and if they would touch]

(He looks flabbergasted.)

My waist isn't small?? Who told you that-

Calepunzel calepunzel let down your hair

Cale Henituse the day he finally have his Slackerlife-chan

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' let out an "ah" sound]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is putting the tomato mush that they were about to put in the pan back in the storage]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' notices Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' gives Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' some headpats before dumping what's in the pan in a pot and adding in some milk, ketchup and honey then putting the lid on and letting it simmer]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers!]

[I don't really know where I want to go ;-;]

[but we could go to a cafe as well if you want ٩(◦`꒳´◦)۶]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is snickering]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' should go take a nap if his really that exhausted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' has recorded the whole thing]

reaction . Now . I will be the bane of u

cred to @/d0gtoothjones on tumblr

Introduced alien stage to my mom today she liked it (' ⁠ω⁠ ')

He's just a silly little guy doing silly little things

Ever wonder what the “traditional” heroes before Cale were like? I imagine them like this:

Archmage: I studied the arcane arts after my master, a dragon in disguise, took pity on me, a human child. Under their tutelage, I have nurtured my talent in powerful spellcasting. Now I have become an archmage.

Swordmaster: I’ve swung my sword a thousand times, no, a million times. I have swung my sword day after day. It is my way of life, the way of the sword. I trained until I became one with my sword. My aura is proof that I have ascended into the rank of a swordmaster.

Saint: By the grace of god, I will heal the sick and guide those who are led astray. My unshakable faith is the reason why God blessed me as their Saint.

And there's this guy:

Yeah it's heavenly luck to acquire a single AP or whatever, but it's so funny when the hero party asks an AP user how they got their power and dude goes Oh I picked it up in my backyard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣