Knowing Something

Smiling Foxes Request

...But then how do you make tea..? 

You're a great cook

I can’t even boil water

>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw

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Never worry about Dennys.  Dennys always finds a way. 

I am legitimately concerned for whoever runs this blog

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Buying a Gun

One day you’ll find yourself buying a gun. Or maybe not. I haven’t bought a gun, but I have bought a vacuum cleaner, and despite not enjoying vacuuming, I made a mess just to try it out. Don’t make a mess to try out a gun.