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SERVICE DOG PSA
So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)
I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up
If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help
Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him
i love all my moots please don’t die
"look at me, in the apocalypse"
I love the song volatile times so much
HOLY SHIT THERE WERE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE IN THE CIVIL WAR
THAT'S FUCKING EPIC
I JUST WANNA TURN THE LIGHTS ON IN THESE VOLATILE TIMES 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I... AM ALEX ( i dunno why I said that I just had the urge to proclaim my name)
@literally-alice-cullen @perpetualloser10191 @kou-crazy @tentodoroki
please tell me if I missed you
A friend threatened me to repost so I will!
Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.
@ey-theys-was-coronas
@fangirlhehe
I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-
tornado alley is so much fun /s
nah imma just list all my fears
insectophobia (fear of bug)
emetophobia (fear of vomiting)
siderodromophobia (fear of trains)
scopophobia (fear of being stared at)
erythrophobia (fear of blushing)
nyctophobia (fear of the dark)
acrophobia (fear of heights)
trypanophobia (fear of needles)
alektorophobia (fear of chickens)
sociophobia or social anxiety (fear of people)
anginophobia (fear of choking)
thalassophobia (fear of the ocean)
astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning)
atelophoba (fear of imperfection)
atychiphobia (fear of failure)
ballsitophoba (fear of bullets and missles)
basophobia (fear of falling)
carcinophobia (fear of developing cancer)
chronophobia (fear of time and clocks)
eisoptrophobia (fear of mirrors)
claustrophobia (fear of tight spaces)
I'll add more later
and shit how could I forget about trypophobia (fear of patterns of small holes)
I have siderodromophobia
I know it's kind of absurd but trains are too big and loud and can kill you if they run you over and they're just too scary in general
You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.
I am not exaggerating.
As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.
This is not a drill.
Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.
Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).
why is candy store such a bop
"Honey, whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store! Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore... and step into my candy store!"
"who do you think should be on American money instead of Andrew Jackson? They have to be American, dead, and not already be on the money. also, they had to have had a positive influence on America"
-my social studies teacher
"NAPOLEON BONAPARTE"
-some kid in my class
"spider man"
-some other kid in my class
If anyone is harassing you, I will protect you my child
I think I would be hated if I stated what one of my favorite games is
Tw: politics and mild mentions of racism
I tell my dad that we had an assembly to learn about the Slave and Fugitive Act
"I hope they're not teaching you that woke DEI stuff"
That was the most unintentionally funny thing he's ever said
I'm a huge worrywart
I can't stop worrying about my girlfriend :(
I know I'm probably being irrational, but I still worry
aw dang it, sad again
oh shit there's an evil version of me
@eviltransparentluminarysalad
PSST, this is a joke! I made the evil blog!
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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goofy ahh photo of me and the bestie (my brother)
based off the two soyjaks pointing meme
"CAPTAIN"
"Y-yeah?"
"LOOOOOOK"
"OH FUCK! NO NO NO NOOOOOO! NOOO0000OOOO-"
-Sea of Thieves meme
anyway, time to be silly
why tf is my dad racist if I'm black?
Tw: short rant and suicide mention
NO ONE deserves to be shunned for something they can't change about themselves. NO ONE should be told to kill themselves.