Somewhere Out There Is A Bird Which Is Flying In A Pattern Which Says 'fuck U'.
Somewhere out there is a bird which is flying in a pattern which says 'fuck u'.
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So Tumblr showed me this ad .
Seriously wtf.
I am done.
I am done.
An attractive guy on YouTube :- U can easily get girls.It is so easy I'll teach u.
*teaches some pickup lines and techniques*
*reality *
Me (while going near a girl for trying those techniques):- u r sexier than the watermelon in my house.
*hangs myself *
In the past I have some regrets. In the present also I have some regrets. In the future also I will have some regrets.
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Me: I am a cat person .
My cat : Sorry I am not a human cat. Take this shit out from the litter box so I can shit on ur couch.
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thisisywedonteatbugs reblogged this · 7 years ago
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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