Freaks. Both Of You.

whats your opinion on this

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended. I will say, after an "accident" in an alien bar fight, my sixth finger can also do all that. Although, I am wary of the ballpoint pen, because it is quite leaky and I do not want any more ink in my bloodstream.

I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.

Reblog of shame, the original artist is mmairo on Twitter. This person has made their entire blog about stealing art, and uses being "miserable" as an excuse.

Due to a medical issue, unfortunately, I will not be able to proceed with the DDnMD campaign until the 15th of May. I will still have the server open on the 8th, but I doubt I'll have the energy to start the game then. I will post more about it in the upcoming week.

haha sixer i beat your booooyyyyyfriiiiend (and coworker nerd guy)

I don't have a boyfriend. I have a husband. Which would be the "coworker nerd guy". What are you smoking?

hvae you herd the Weird News of Bill Cipher our overlord

First Anon

Ugh, not another one of you cultists. I have no interest in any "weird news".

Want to know how to truly make yourself feel stupid? Try navigating a brand new website for the first time. Sulking aside, I figured it out.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-ultimatelifeform @dipper-m-pines @the-real-sonic-exe No pressure tags! Spread the moss.

@makuyi13 thanks for tagging me! picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970 god knows I am trying to be goblin-academic and frodo-ish but in reality my style varies from goth to indie kid I know you guys don't usually participate in games but idk whom else I should tag. It would be nice to see you as little guys @oogsterboogster @onethirdwise-samgee @pipis-took @mlgmtn

Keep one and toss the other. We can just call you Nonsmoking from now on.

What is a "Paranormal bottom"?

All you need to know is that I AM NOT ONE. Furthermore, I SHOULD NOT BE CALLED ONE.

I got the name from a nickname generator.

We just got our dog back from the kennel after vacation, and apparently he though we were just leaving him. On the way home, Stanley went into Subway, and now Marshall thinks he's being abandoned "again".

He's been panting and whining for the past ten minutes.

Also, we did end up taking the seat belts off of the windows. They're no longer necessary.

Stanford, how do you feel about Stanley winning the tumblrsexyman contest?

I'm proud of him. I couldn't make it passed the second round, and he came in clutch.