Latest Posts by therabiesfairy - Page 5

they could NEVER make me hate you

the more im around my real friends the cringier i get and the happier i am. genuinely this is just a little joy post because theyre wonderful people and they keep me sane and ive never really thought of myself as a social person but i feel so safe whenever im in bed and typing and just existing with my friends. little gratitude post. thats all

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

Also, spending taxpayer money to provide food is "extremist" but spending taxpayer money to hire cops to guard dumpsters to prevent homeless people from eating for free is "the way we do things".

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

My dad is such a dungeon meshihead now it's epic

okay so some people in the comments were talking about how stupid it is that we're expected to be the party of peace and love and always respect everyone when theyre literally trying to put people in camps and YEAH. i am all for peace and love and respect as far as i can extend it but i cant extend it over a chasm yk. i will not stoop to their level of calling them modified slurs and shit but i will call them stupid and facists because thats what they are.

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

precious

dami: i still do not get the point of doing this. what purpose does this serve?

cass, painting his nails black to match with her and tim: *noncommittal shrug*

dami: -tt-. this is pointless.

also dami: *maintains the integrity of his manicure with utmost care and respect, to the point of altering his training regimen as to not sustain even the smallest of chips in the polish*

cass: *proud smile*

dami: this proves nothing.

i love you death of a profiteer

*refreshing my news feed every 15 minutes bc hey it could happen*

had a dream they were selling testosterone pills otc at cvs

Anne-Marie Zanetti, (Australian, b. 1965) “Abundant”, oil on linen, 85 x 145 cm

me, crying over my deflated profiteroles:

Yeah

this is why i love tumblr. i have not seen one smidge of doctor who content and now all of my opinions on the franchise are based on the fact that the 9th doctor's swag is so lesbian

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

i need to be up in two hours to catch a flight but im currently thinking about how a saw i group of little kids at my school and instead of reacting like a normal human being my immediate reaction was to say "oh ew. i love them" and now i cant stop thinking about it because who the fuck

this is that one jam mechanics song right

Rumours speak of a powerful lich stirring beneath Baltimore

oh :[

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

ouchie real

got sad thinking about little baby grayson so here's a doodle to make you sad too

the real villain of the mcu

i got damian which i didnt expect but also not wrong??

Made a quiz, have fun:)

i had to submit a study guide for my history final. i made two versions, one to submit and one to actually study. the one to study was mostly bill & ted's quotes and hamilton. i submitted the wrong one to google and had to shamefully apologize for calling napoleon a dick. i still have not lived that down with my friends tbh

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

i have never seen this before and i adore it

when u name urself after ur fictional crush but your entire friend group also knows the reference

Okay but I need someone to write a snippet where whenever Tim does something “villainous” the core four make the “we’re in the bad timeline” jokes.

He could mix Red Bull with his coffee and Cassie is like “alright boys, we’re in the bad timeline.”

Tim holding one of Hood’s guns for whatever reason: >:3

Kon: *backs away slowly* “I know I joke about it but, we’re definitely in the bad timeline. Tim has a gun.”

Tim: *using his Timothy Wayne Persona as a way to get Bart to stop*

Bart: “This is the bad timeline.”

Bonus points if Tim brings out a PowerPoint titled “What to do if We’re in the Bad Timeline”

And it’s two slides.

Slide 1:

“Signs of the Bad Timeline”

> Tim has a gun

Slide 2:

“Steps to Avoid the Bad Timeline”

> Shoot Tim

> Have a younger Tim come and bluff his way out of it.

i love you young justice

Sooner or later, you have to walk away.

clark kent instincts

"clones" identical twins? you are describing identical twins with a birth delay