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Piti äske googlata hämä-hämä-häkin sanat ku mielee tuli vaa “Aku Aku Ankka kiipes katolle/kattoluukun kautta pissas matolle/aurinko armas kuivas lätäkön/Aku Aku Ankka pissi uudelleen“

Muistin va et se hämäkäkki kiipes langalle ja et se ei pissannu

If “Running in the 90′s” was in A Major rather than A Minor

someone: hi

me: did you know the narrative that school shooters in the US are all bullying victims is false and originates from inaccurate coverage of one of the most infamous school shootings, the columbine shooting? in reality the columbine shooters were reactionaries who isolated themselves deliberately and followed an ideology that positioned them "above" the rest. so, a lot of school shooters are actually ideologically motivated rather than revenge motivated. no one knows this and the media paints these murderers as victims. do you want to know what the columbine effect is? also I have a lot to say about "stranger danger" as a conservative fear campaign to promote the isolated nuclear family

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Tein sitsilauluversion siitä ’’Matkustan ympäri maailmaa, laukussa leipää ja piimää vaan” -kappaleesta

(Kertosäe:)

Syksyllä jälleen opiskelemaan,

vatsassa leipää ja viinaa vaan.

Jos mua hiukkasen onnistaa

niin opintopisteen saan.

Uusi on opiskelukaupunki,

kursseille ilmottaudun ahnaasti.

Fuksina elämä on ihanaa,

kun noppia paljon saa.

:,: Ja laulu raikaa,

kun sitsit on (*cheers*) :,:

Nyt hommat on tulleet tutuksi,

käyty on muutamat sitsitkin.

Toisena vuonna on mukavaa,

kun Kelalta rahaa saa.

:,: Ja meno maittaa,

miel’ huoleton (*cheers*) :,:

Kandi jo alkaa pilkottaa,

hiukkasen alkaa ahdistaa.

Kiinni en saa kandiohjaajaa,

jäi lähteeni puuttumaan.

:,: Voi tätä päivää,

no aikaa on... (*ryyst*) :,:

Neljäs on rupeama aluillaan,

harkkaakin pitäisi opettaa.

Vaan pääni jo alkaa hajota,

kun en kandia valmiiksi saa.

:,: Haalarit jalkaan,

viel hymyilen (*ryyst*) :,:

Viidettä vuotta opiskelemaan,

sukulaiset alkaa piinaamaan:

”Jokos se gradu on valmiina?”

Mut saikkua haen vaan.

:,: Kun väsy painaa,

juon kahvia (*ryyst*) :,:

Finnish: Homostellaankos? English Translation: Should we gay around aimlessly?

I love this stupid ass language

I had a stressful week and my new coping mechanism is drawing moments from my fanfic that I haven't written yet... the theme for these doodles is Simon Experiences Bisexuality

Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations - Bridge to the Turnabout (2004)

average ace attorney trial

phoenix: ah god im so nervous im so new to this

maya: we can do it nick!!! yayayayay

judge: hello i am here

edgeworth: hello i am calling my witness mr seekret murdahrer to the stand

seekret murdahrer: hi i am but an innocent witness. i saw harry willington kill that guy from my window. yes the defendant.

phoenix : oh shit uhhhh fuck i know!!! yes mr murdahrer um you claim to have seen mr willington from your apartment window and yet your apartment has no window!!!!

judge: order!!!!

edgeworth: tut tut tut you see mister wright mr murdahrer does have a window, your building plans are outdated!

phoenix: oh shit. um. i. LOOK AT THIS

judge: what the fuck is this

phoenix: this is a piece of tape! but as you can see, there is dust on this tape!! i picked it up at mr murdahrers apartment! in the dust on the tape you can see the serial number from the murder weapon!!!

seekret murdahrer: *rips off face* GAHHHHHHH fine i did it!!!!!@

judge: ORDER! anyway i find mr willington not guilty!

confetti: *falls*

maya: yayayay mr wright we did it!!!

edgeworth: Phoenix....... I Have Always Felt A Certain..... Way..... Towards You..... As If Our Lives Are Perhaps Intertwined...... This Thought Has Penetrated Me Deeply... And Yet I Find Myself Unable To Resist........

harry willington: wowowow thanks mr wright!!!! now i will go back to the novelty ninja dice factory and work there again!!!!

I've drawn Mikael with a train-theme a few times, I just like those two things together. Should draw a new one...

Although it only now occurs to me that a non-native Finn might not realise that he is in an overgrown train in this drawing.

This whole country has two types of trains: the other has red stripes, the other has green stripes. That's it. Like the one Mikael boarded on and now he's somewhere captive in time.

well there's some different coloured trains around the capital but they don't count

People tend to have this idea that the middle ages were nothing but drab, crude, bleak and joyless, going back and forth between grey and dull and vividly, explicitly horrifying. That the people were harsh, judgemental, prejudiced, uneducated to the point of being uncivilised, and that their lives consisted of nothing but brutal survival, sickness death and short lifespans. If you look at movies set in the medieval era, you'd think that the weather was never anything but cloudy at best, foggy, raining or freezing. Everything's brown, grey, and covered in mud or shit.

Sure, it was brutal at times, people were quite familiar with disease, poverty, violence and death as parts of everyday life, but it wasn't all that bad all of the time. There was colour and sunshine sometimes, genuine joy, mirth and beauty. Hope and kindness just as much as there was despair and death - and the starkness between the two perhaps made both far clearer. You could live a pretty good life if you were both fortunate and careful - and if you weren't, yeah you might also get stabbed. A brutal world, but not without beauty.

Much like the city of Kouvola.

The english language doesn't really have the word arki. It's the word for everyday things, mundane ordinary life. Turned into an adjective, arkinen, it describes all the things of unadorned, everyday, routine and regular, the things you don't really think of because you do them every day. When combined with the word päivä, day, it becomes arkipäivä, workday, which stands in contrast both to weekends, and to vacations, celebrations and holidays. Arkipäivä is simply a day which is not special, in any particular way.

People who like being poetic may talk about harmaa arki, "the grey everyday", when they talk about the ordinary daily grind, and those who like being even more poetic than that may make remarks like "arki on helmenharmaa", the pearly grey everyday - though not brightly coloured, the ordinary chain of a regular day after a regular day can still be beautiful, and dimly shiny and brilliant in its own ordinary way.

I didn't exactly hit the ground running when my plane landed, only taking a quick perfunctory shower before heading to bed, and I spent most of yesterday just sleeping, only getting up to eat. But now it's thursday, 9:30 am, and I'm back at home and on my feet. I had an appointment with my therapist this morning and I'm on my walk home. I decided to get myself a cardboard cup of coffee on the go, and sat down at the park for a minute before continuing on my way. It's autumn, and the park water fountain has already been turned off. There are kids on their way to school with their backpacks, construction workers in their green-and-black overalls, and no more tourists.

Nevermind, the water fountain just spluttered back into motion as I was typing this. Nonetheless, it's still quiet, cool and cloudy, and the sky and the air are still a splendid, bright pearly grey.

I think I'll do laundry today.

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

wiggly static pride wallpapers

lesbian | gay

bi | trans

rainbow | pan

ace | aro

nonbinary | queer

please reblog if you save any! <3

more here (scroll)

A world without trans people has never existed and it never will.

Seriously just search (Trans History).

Here are some examples:

"Sumerian and Akkadian texts from 4,500 years ago document priests known as gala who may have been transgender. In Ancient Greece, Phrygia, and Rome, there were galli priests that some scholars believe to have been trans women.

Roman emperor Elagabalus (d. 222 AD) preferred to be called a lady (rather than a lord) and sought sex reassignment surgery, and in the modern day has been seen as a trans figure. 

Hijras on the Indian subcontinent and kathoeys in Thailand have formed trans-feminine third gender social and spiritual communities since ancient times, with their presence documented for thousands of years in texts which also mention trans male figures. Today, at least half a million hijras live in India and another half million in Bangladesh, legally recognized as a third gender, and many trans people are accepted in Thailand.

In Arabia, khanith today (like earlier mukhannathun) fulfill a third gender role attested since the AD 600s.

In Africa, many societies have traditional roles for trans women and trans men, some of which survive in the modern era.

In the Americas prior to European colonization, as well as in some contemporary North American Indigenous cultures, there are social and ceremonial roles for third gender people, or those whose gender expression transforms, such as the Navajo nádleehi or the Zuni lhamana."

In conclusion. Being trans is not a fad and it isn't going anywhere just because some crazy religious nut jobs say we don't fit into their abusive hateful world views. We are here and always will be. So get used to it. 👋😘

Meme time

drew these for halloween! ❤️

book quotes that i will never recover from

"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles

"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark

"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me

"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess

"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade

"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights

"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom

"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue

"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince

"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end

"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit

"bob says hello." - house of hades

"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall

"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows

"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars

"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale

"i will find you again in the next world—the next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin

"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo

You are an anonymous self-employed assassin. On streaming sites, you select the top person on the poll of criminals who avoided the law, stream the hunt for them, recite their evil deeds, and kill them when the majority of viewers votes to execute. One day, your real name is on top of the poll.

A huge FranMaya rec list

SFW:

Mine: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37121653 https://archiveofourown.org/works/34350880/chapters/85474714

Then we got two of Madi (timepatches) works. They are absolutely some of the best FranMaya in the fandom, and really long too! https://archiveofourown.org/works/31024394 https://archiveofourown.org/works/30801872

God, I think about this fic every few days: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36924331

This one is older FranMaya: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31110692

Hanahaki, and an adorable sick fic! Fran takes care of Maya: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32841097

Maya helps Fran dye her hair (very emotional): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29625684

A super cute, short coffee shop AU I like: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24726136

This one is just soft AF: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25460530

Slight hurt/comfort but mostly bonding road trip: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4873357/chapters/11172295

Hurt/comfort and Fran being vulnerable: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5559137

Just more soft: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5339144

another amazing Poodlepunk one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36845230

Krissey’s fics are amazing obviously, that’s a given: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31026074/chapters/76641320

super long fake divorce Au: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31068524

you all should know Vyn by now, but if you don’t their FranMaya is excellent: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35759221

FranMaya smut fics:

my smut that I’m most proud of: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36088561 https://archiveofourown.org/works/35257345

This is my absolute favourite, love Grace’s writing, she’s done so much for FranMaya smut with just one fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28389504

The FranMaya chapter of this smut collection is divine, knockoutmouse is stupid good at writing smut, this one includes MTF Franziska, and is really really tender and thoughtful. (knockoutmouse also has two insanely good Larry smut series.): https://archiveofourown.org/works/32346466/chapters/80188075

They’re girlfriends and Fran is sleepy here and it’s my favourite thing ever: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31465307

Look Indefensible is fucking massive so don’t read it unless you have time, but the build up of their relationship and the pay off for the smut is the greatest thing ever, I want this to be a novel: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26419027/chapters/64361530

This one’s just hot and fun: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4661076

Jazz is an amazing writer, and also they wrote this for me, so obviously it’s going on the rec list: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37481089

Poodlepunk is insanely talented, and they wrote smut for this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35041099/chapters/87277975

phee’s smut is ridiculously good: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36220534

angsty, character driven smut: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34556809

シャッフル456🎸🐼🦋

calling all u klapollo stans like me i need some good klapollo fanfics directly in my inbox immediately

I like to hc that the courtroom collapse actually had lasting physical effects on the people caught in it, you know, like a courtroom bombing would

some more semi-peeled Simon for the fic I am now somehow 5k deep into