Would Read

I've been haiku'd I've made it in life

Obsessed with Xie Lan as a character. Like I know everyone reads these books for the romance but the individual character concepts are hilarious.

Xie Lan is a prince. He eats poison on the reg. He’s forever stuck looking like he’s nineteen. He’s the oldest guy in the communication array. He knows kung fu. He dressed in drag to catch a ghost on two separate unrelated occasions. He’s the world greatest detective. He’s kind. He was forced into a trolley problem and chose to pull the lever. His cooking is awful to the point it could kill a god. He’s kind. He tried to give CPR to a ghost. He’s the unluckiest man alive. He’s been kicked out of heaven multiple times. He’s kind. He caught a kid from certain death and everyone was pissed at him forever about it. He regrets nothing but coming back to heaven.

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i don't want to come off as even more extreme but I think a bird could be a mammal

I don’t want to seem too extreme but I think a toad. Could be a bug

so they put Sea Fairy and Moonlight cookie against each other for the votes which triggered the alien stage fans flashbacks lmaaao

Got to love me doomed lesbians

um-uh whoops sorry I, uh,I was just tryna, uh, just take that over there I'm sorry I'll just, I'll just go now-

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

Pov cheese in my fridge at 1am:

We also don't get Shang Qinghua's original name or just much info about him, not to mention I would have loved to have read some more monster descriptions like yeah there's the Skinner demon but what about that papapa pollen he recognises from chapter 167 with wife 93??? Please. Also give me more info about our mc! What was his family like? What did he do for a living???? Crying screaming throwing up. Also some backstory on some other background characters and stuff, like please,,,,,,

I thought that it's so aggravating that we don't have a little bit more info about worldbuilding in svsss or even names of all Cang Qiong Peaks. There are twelve of them! Wtf they do? I wanna know, give me a hint. Instead, we have a wine chapter. Ugh.

And then it hits me.

I am... like Peerless Cucumber

Damn

I just saw someone saying Kiamei wasn't canon and they're just besties and I'm in shock

Well I seen that post right before I seen this one

Keep up the great work, lads