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THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS WARM FUZZY HILARIOUS ANIMATION XMAS STORY I DIDN’T KNOW AND I LOVE THIS

Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

Yelling at him in front of his friends 

Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like

Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you 

Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him

Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend

Forcing him to spend every moment with you 

Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws

Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake

Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want

Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want

Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you

Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes 

Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love

Physically attacking him when ever you are mad

Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to

Invading his privacy by going through his phone

Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive. 

no no its gotta be “while I put the tofu in/ I bring home the bagels” stake is animal offending language to after all isnt it?

Falsettos where everything’s the same except that one part in “The Thrill of First Love” where they’re like “while I put the steak in / I bring home the bacon” is “while I put the steak in / I bring home the bagels” because we don’t want to use animal offending language, do we?

Hi My Name Is Minnie and I just lost my job for being trans and going to the bathroom

It’s your basic story, old woman sees trans woman in the bathroom, old woman calls to complain to Mcallister’s Deli, company says be a man or bust. Needless to say I busted like fine china.

But that leaves me with one part time job unless I can find another employer in my area willing to work with my current schedule.

My parents currently take half of almost every check and after my basic needs I’m left with almost nothing, and this is a problem when I’m working two jobs (now one) trying to move and actually start living my life

Please help me get out of this state, anything at all pushes me closer and closer to finally being free of this hellhole.

If you can’t donate please rb this, I’m desperate to get out of here.

boost

Hey guys, just a warning because I feel like this bot is targeting LGBT tagged items. If you get a message like this one, you won’t be able to view the post if you click because it will send you to an endless log in screen or tell you you need to follow the person to see their stuff. It’s a dummy account.

The message is designed to be upsetting so you will want to click it and see the contents.

I was upset enough to click but luckily I was in the app so i knew it didn’t make sense to ask me to log in again. I then looked CLOSELY at the log in page and realized the url is fake. This is a phishing attempt and I don’t want any other lgbt people to be taken in by it. Be careful out there.

check facts folks

Signal Boost.

all the colors all beautiful 

someone needs it 

Please spread the word that enrollment for health care ends Dec 15. #obamacare

hey

guess what

you’re so close to surviving 2018

you can make it

i’m so proud that you’re still here

keep going buddy

i love you

everyone must know

And now a warning about drafts

You ever write up a post you decide will be too controversial or embarrassing but leave it in your drafts to sleep on and then forget about it? How about real personal stuff you weren’t sure you wanted to share at the time? Heavy-ass receipts on bad shit you’re leaving there only just in case you’re forced to use them? Well if any of your drafts get flagged by the new system, a mod can apparently see them in with all your other flagged posts, and if they un-flag them, it publishes them automatically as a brand new post. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

If you care about trans youth at all please read this

Right now there’s a petition going on titled “Save 6-Year-Old James From Chemical Castration”. Luna, the youth in question, has faced emotional abuse from her father (cutting her hair, refusing to call her by her pronouns, etc.) Jeffrey so her mother, Anne, took him to court to defend her daughter and won the case (note that the case file listed on its website mentions nothing about supposed ‘chemical castration’, it only mentions that the mother is trying to help her daughter by getting her a psychologist). Here’s an excerpt from the case file:

I don’t know what the dad is trying to achieve with this other than form a smear campaign against Luna and her mother and spread transphobia but if you can I highly recommend you report this petition before this man does any more damage.

Thank you for your time.

EDIT:  Apparently they’re trying to make money off this too so thats fun ig

According to cutestat their website’s domain name seems to be registered by GoDaddy and they seem to be running on Wordpress, perhaps it would help to alert them about this too.

PETA

you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them?

you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating “ We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn’t do as much work”?

you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls?

you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking?

you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian?

you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn’t even real?

you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context?

Because I remember. I remember everything. 

And I’m gonna make sure everyone else remembers too. 

Kind of mom I hope to be one day

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

too fucking early O’clock

*falls asleep in basement with lights off*

*wakes up unable to tell if i have been asleep for hours, days, or months*

*ask self what time it is*

*checks time it is 3:30am*

its too fucking early o’clock is what it is 

*rolls over and falls asleep again*

mini dragons

imagine if when people got dragon breath in the morning you yawned and real mini dragons came out of your mouth. then you could let them go in the wild or keep them as pets. cute mini dragon babies that are protective of their mother/father if you keep them. a whole pet market on how to take care of them

must try

This could be a real funny game

Rules:

roll 2 dice.

make a rectangle with the sides generated

The rectangle must be connected to your existing territory.

The first players first rectangle is placed in a corner. The second players first rectangle in the opposing corner.

If you cannot make the rectangle generated you skip your turn.

When all space is filled you end the game.

The one with the most territory wins.

Strategy:

Any unclaimed territory cut off from your opponents territory will eventually be yours. Like the unnumbered squares in minesweeper it is free real estate. Try to cut of an area as large as possible from your opponent to get as much of this as possible. If both players follow this strategy it’s almost entierly based on luck.

Variations:

You could also elliminate a player when they cannot place their rectangle. Then the other player get roll for as long as they can place their rectangles. This version is much more strategic.

Contradictions

human: is eating a pretzel with salt on it 

human: proceeds to dip pretzel in chocolate 

alien: why would you do that? 

human: i don’t know man it just taste good

alien: how could that be possible? they are completely different

human: just try it man its good *hands alien another pretzel with chocolate on the end*

alien: *takes a bite* how....? how did humans find that these went well together? its so illogical 

human: opposites are just things that humans like we even have a saying for it “opposites attract”

alien: very interesting *writes down information in a note book*

inspired by humans-are-weird-and-so-is-space 

musicals

there is a mean girls musical why has no one told me this now i need to listen to all of it now.

Shoe

The best thing I have ever said “You want to throw it at me try. I can bunt a shoe”.

Demi

finally understanding why i have never been able to look at someone and think their attractive makes sense now. I’ve never had a big thing for sex neutral to it but then suddenly being so close to someone it sparked and i had a want for the first time. then that reaction went away as i grew away from that person and didn't resurface until another extremely close emotional relationship. finding out how i felt was something real that i wasn't wrong. that its ok to be in that in between is so comforting.

rescues

Who prefers to take in rescue animals but also want to take in animals before they have the chance to become rescues?

vegetarianness

not liking nuts or salad and being a vegetarian means you means you cant be a real vegetarian. because YA GOTTA ACT LIKE HOW I THINK YA WILL OR YOU CANT BE THAT WAY.

Glutamate

So why has no one brought up things like how Glutamate a neurotransmitter something we NEED for learning and memory is POISON to our neurons? To much of it will make our brain cells die. Imagine an alien species finding this out and

 “ OH MY GOD EVEN THE HUMANS BRAINS ARE TRYING TO KILL THEMSELVES TO REMEMBER BETTER?!... that makes a lot of sense”

freedom

Watch as All Hallows Eve rolls in. 

The air is crisp and thin. 

I have let go of the one I cared for most.

The one who was dependent on me more than I could bear. 

Now I face the fear of freedom. 

The fear of loneliness when others are next to me.

But I do it for myself. 

I go through it for myself.

For the first time its not for someone else.

loss of love

How do you let go of someone who looks at you like you hold their whole world in your hands?