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and you're positive this potion will make me sleep better?

-dr cello

@doctor-cello

Hello-hallo 🙃

We need to find out the reasons for your bad sleep, kiddo.

To explain how the potion works, I'll give you the example of a man with a wounded leg. He is in physical pain and the reason for this pain is also physical - he has a serious wound. In order for him to feel good, I can help him with a potion that heals even deep wounds, and the person will start to feel better. Some potions can cure human illnesses, but again, one must know the source of the problem before using the potion.🧪

Your problem is completely inaccurate, you see, sleep problems can be due to physical overexertion, and it can also be the first bell that you have mental problems. I think it's better to work not with the symptoms, but with their cause.

But I understand you perfectly well in this, dear, and again, I don't use potions to treat insomnia, I usually use green tea, it calms down, causes slight drowsiness and relaxation. Tea picked by me personally! I collect, dry, and brew it for myself.

Can I just bring you my tea? I promise that the effect will be 100%, besides, tea is more useful than coffee. I won't ask you to switch from coffee to tea, but sometimes it's extremely useful.

Ha, wait for me after my shift with him then. 🍵

ah-

and you're positive this potion will make me sleep better?

-dr cello

@doctor-cello

Hello-hallo 🙃

We need to find out the reasons for your bad sleep, kiddo.

To explain how the potion works, I'll give you the example of a man with a wounded leg. He is in physical pain and the reason for this pain is also physical - he has a serious wound. In order for him to feel good, I can help him with a potion that heals even deep wounds, and the person will start to feel better. Some potions can cure human illnesses, but again, one must know the source of the problem before using the potion.🧪

Your problem is completely inaccurate, you see, sleep problems can be due to physical overexertion, and it can also be the first bell that you have mental problems. I think it's better to work not with the symptoms, but with their cause.

But I understand you perfectly well in this, dear, and again, I don't use potions to treat insomnia, I usually use green tea, it calms down, causes slight drowsiness and relaxation. Tea picked by me personally! I collect, dry, and brew it for myself.

Can I just bring you my tea? I promise that the effect will be 100%, besides, tea is more useful than coffee. I won't ask you to switch from coffee to tea, but sometimes it's extremely useful.

Guys❗❗ look who I caught! This is the director of the medical department

He is sleepy and angry, But these are quite typical conditions for him

@dancing-drake What do you say?

I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS STRICTLY!

......

Eh…I guess I should have scrolled down…💫 BONUS OH YEAH 💥GECKO DANCE💥

I think I did something stupid trying to make a potion from some red-capped mushrooms that I didn't recognize. Although there were not only red mushroom caps, but also green and brown ones, but I remember the one with the red one They looked cool!😍💘 I thought it would be cool to add them to one of the recipes! During the process the flask with the potion exploded and started emitting strange fumes, I have a slight suspicion that the fumes are poisonous💥💫💔 ......

Ahwem.. Heheh... What should I do to keep from dying right now? 🥴💦

Piss on a towel, hop on one leg three times, clap twice and GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.

On my way.

While I'm trying to think of the best way to kill a dead man twice, who else of you, farts of evolution, is there?

@just-hyde

Cute sleepy gecko

Dearest Terence,

something huge has come to my attention.

Your hair looks so, SO braidable.

May I braid your hair PLEASE

[insert puppy dog eyes Jade Cello]

If you are to doubt my skills, you could ask for @justtaurice's review.

-Dr J Cello

@doctor-cello

Look who decided to write to me, hi kiddo!👋

I usually don't let anyone touch my hair, but I'll make an exception for you.🤭

I like the way hair looks when it's braided, but the difficulty for you will be that my hair is very curly, if that doesn't stop you from trying, good luck braiding it.

DR. JEKYLL'S TERRIBLE SECRET REVEALED @dancing-drake

I think it's time to reveal the most terrible secret of Dr. Jekyll, who tried to hide it from us.

I recently came across an interesting find in Dr. Jekyll's things. I wasn't exactly digging, it was probably the doctor's latest purchase that he hadn't had time to unpack, so I did it for him.

You know, I have some investigative skills from my previous job.

Seeing this in my hands, I first thought for a long time WHAT IS THIS?

Then, having examined it more closely, I saw that these were false hair with small hair clips.

A deep analysis began in my head, why did Dr. Jekyll need them…

I put the whole puzzle together in my head, but before that I needed to make sure of it.

LOOK AT THIS!

LOOK AT THIS!

HE HID FROM US ALL THIS TIME THAT HIS HAIR COLOR TURNS OUT TO HAVE A DEEP MEANING! HE WANTED TO BECOME A HATSUNE MIKU COSPLAYER

Dr. Jekyll, we fully support your hobby that you have tried so hard to hide from us.

And all these years that I worked with him, I wondered why they were turquoise, but the answer was right there on the surface..........

A few concerns-

I fear that if you were to enter my office, your ego would knock over all of the instruments over, and break them!

Is there any way for you to leave it outside? I'm not even sure it would fit through the door......

Sending love and kindness,

Doctor J Cello

@doctor-cello

Is this a veiled invitation to your office? How sweet And hey, my ego is not that big, it's just that not everyone can understand how much I do for the foundation and mean to them.

Your office will be fine if it is tidy. And I'm not talking about basic dusting of shelves or cleaning of desk, I'm talking about complete -harmony- and order in the office. Files arranged alphabetically, not a single trash on the desk.

If there is not at least that, I'm afraid I will have to lecture you, young lady.

When talking, it is recommended to catch changes in manners of speech and body language... Or at least grasp that are starting to drill you with a poisonous look.

Maybe this will save you in the future.