Is it the lack of mask?? Price and Soap isn't wearing any, he's not dilf enough? Soap is babyfaced..
Seriously, they usually don't say out loud what i was thinking of.. but if you're genuinely thinking he's uninteresting but not at the fact that he's black, then what?
i was giggling the whole time drawing this
This Kyle makes my imagination going bc he has such powerful puppy eyes I feel like he could get away from any argument just looking up at the person with those watery brown eyes. The pout isn't even needed, just the eyes.
Price: and I have to say, sergeant that was the most idiotic-
Gaz: but captain-
Price: no! You could have hurt yourself and other-
Gaz: *pulls the puppy eyes* but captain
Price: dont
Gaz:
Price: i-
Gaz:
Price: ugh okay, Kyle I will let you get away with this one
Gaz: *knowing damn well it won't be the last, kisses price cheek* thank you captain!
Soap: u ate my puddin?!!?!
Gaz: I didn't know it was yours.
Soap: yes it was! Ghost gave it to me!!
Gaz: well next time write your name on it.
Soap: I shouldn't! Besides you don't even like puddin?!?!?
Gaz: never said that
Soap: I'm gonna tell price
Gaz: *making puppy eyes* I'm sorry
Soap:
Soap: shit okay I will ask for another puddin
Ghost:
Gaz: *making puppy eyes*
Ghost:
Gaz: *intensifying it with a pout*
Ghost: *sighs* I will train the rookies
Gaz: Yay thank u ghost!!
steady now, Sergeant
Birdflah!!! Where Wally slowly realizes that Dick is surrounded by gingers and it dawns on him that dick's type is gingers.
Wally: did you hooked up with roy?
Dick: uh no? Like I had thing for him but he preferred them violent and traumatized.
Wally: *knows that roy is with jason* okay
Wally: did you hook up with Artemis?
Dick: yeah, twice long ago, we were like 18 or something.
Wally: okay.
Wally: did u hook up with kori?
Dick: that one was more than a hook!! We had actually a good relationship that lasted long, but then she wanted other things and left so yeah.
Wally: *remembering that Dick and kori talk alot on the phone and stuff* okay.
Wally: what are the chances of me preventing dick from meeting another ginger?
Tim: slim. He's a ginger magnet.
Jason: and he has a tendency to fuck them, roy was the only exception.
Wally: so I have my days counted??
Tim: not exactly. I think dick is serious about you. I mean besides kori, most of his gingers hooks up where during your speedforce era.
Wally: does that mean...
Tim: you gonna be on family dinners for a very long time.
Wally: YES. TAKE THAT GINGERS!!
At one point in time, John Price has uttered the words "Christ, that scared the tits off me."
And Simon Riley has immediately grabbed his tit and shook his head, uttering a very serious: "No, it didn't. Still there, still perky."
That day, they learned that John can swing significantly faster than Simon can duck.
Ghost is an ass guy (idc what u think).
He likes to appreciate a nice, plump and soft ass, but also appreciates the small, more flat ones. But he's favorites are the perky and bouncy ones, thoses are best bc they are firm, always perky no matter what, and they bounce so nicely.
Price as a nice, plump and soft ass, with visible stretch marks and wrinkles. He's old, but his ass never deflates, maybe bc he also always makes sure to train glutes. Ghost likes to grab it like it was a stress toy.
Soap is bouncy and big. Like really big for height (soap: hey!) And bounces at every given movement. No matter what he does his ass bounces like anime girl tits, his ass defies gravity. Ghost likes to watch it bounce and likes to lay his head on it when they are relaxing.
Now gaz. Gaz is ghost favorite. It's perky and it's bouncy. It's firm but it's soft. Doesn't bounce at any moment but when given the chance it makes itself known. It's a great size to just grab (the perfect fit in ghost hand), Fits great with Gaz body. Ghost as to admit he got distracted many time when he saw gaz bending over, pants and jeans fit so well on him. Bonus points for Gaz endless collection of tongs and panties (soap is starting to wear them too and it's ghost paradise when they are together, he needs to convince price to do the same)
Ghost is an ass guy. He likes all the asses, but he's favorites are the 141.
My poly 141 is basically everyone loving gaz idc
*bucky phone rings*
Yelena: *who was close to the phone* uhhh bucky, babydoll is calling.
Bucky: oh, better answer that.
Alexei: is that your beloved?
Bucky: yeah it's my husband
Yelena: You have a husband?!?
Ava: since when are you married?!?
Bob: *genuinely curious* do we know him?
Walker: *pretending to be busy*
Bucky: yeah, it's captain america
Thun-new avengerz*: WHAT!?!?
I would like to write stuff abt batfam and the supers but like I don't know anything about them and I don't wanna write things and be incorrect so can someone tell me where I can read summarized abt them?? I don't need the whole DC universe just abt batfam and supers!!!
Johnny saw a tiktok of a cow costume that was basically a thong and a tiny bra. Send it to Kyle just for the funsies, but the other sergeant just answers
"I like that actually, would wear it"
And so Johnny, first and foremost, spirals and jerk off to the though of Kyle's dark skin in a tiny cow costume with his ass in a thong, talking how Johnny would eat that chocolate cake-
Secondly, he created a plan.
He went into one of those weird websites that have weird fetish costumes, and order three cow costumes that were rhe exactly replica of the one he saw on tiktok.
Then he shared his plan with Kyle, who agreed and was on board with it. Kyle was essential for this plan because he was Johnny's secret weapon.
Then he went looking for Simon, the hardest piece to achieve. He showed the Liutenant the plan and tried his best to convince him to join him. That one took a while, while meant two weeks of begging and one week of rookie babysitting instead of Simon, and the blond was on board.
The plan was:
1. Aquire the cow costume for three people. Check
2. Convince his other two boyfriends to wear those costumes. Check
3. Share the mastermind plan. Check
4. Choose a good day where Price would be spending his day out. Check (altho that one was hard)
5. Convince price that give them the key to his office (Kyle did that one). Check
6. Infiltrate price office and wear the costumes. Check (Simon kept grumbling and refused to take off the mask until Kyle made him puppy eyes)
7. Call price to his office. Check
8. It's showtime!(Johnny stop that!)
Price when he saw them all standing there wearing the costumes was...not what Johnny expected. What the scott though was that price would either yell at them, laugh at them or sigh and leave them behind.
He did not expect the man to close the door, lock it, all while using one hand to unbuckle his belt with a face that prosimed one week of barely able being sat.
"Simon, kneel." The reaction was instant, the blond kneeled with his head down. "Kyle, kneel." Same with him too. The only one standing was Johnny, who gulped as Price approached him with a dark look. "I reckon it was your idea, Johnny."
"Y-yes, s-sir."
Price hummed, eyes racking over the scott "I'm trying to figure out if I should use you first or leave you for last" price hand laid on Johnny peck and squeezed, pulling a whimper from the younger "Depends on how pretty you beg."
Johnny dropped down to his knees, eyes already watered, lips in a pout and face close to the others crotch, looking up with his most pitful face "p-please, d-daddy."
"Good boy."
I wanna paint a comics pages and I wanna start with DC so I wanna know what Batman, Batfam or Superman or any DC comic page should I paint!!!